Please Impeach Me.

Or at the very least, please try… PLEASE!

My Fellow American’s,

Painting my enemies Racist is the only way I’ll be able to help turn out the vote for my Fellow Democrat Socialists across the country during the Mid-Term Elections.

So… What more do I need to do?

I’m making up Law as I go…

I’ve perpetuated the collapse of the Economy…

I’ve devalued your Dollar…

I’ve Doubled the National Debt…

I tapped the Phones and E-mail accounts of over 100 Reporters…

I Destroyed the legal concept of Property Rights…

I handed Billions of your Dollars to Solar Energy Companies I knew would Fail because they were my friends and donors…

Every Country who Hated us before still Hates us and I’ve even added a few…

I tried to start a War with Syria…

I’m refusing to fire people who sent the Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels and Left one of my Ambassador’s to Die in Benghazi…

I’m putting the most heinous Progressive Liberal’s I can find in every position of power I can Find…

I let North Korea go Nuclear…

I’m going to do the same thing for Iran because it’s only Fair…

My Department of Homeland Security is militarizing for no apparent reason…

I’ve invited every Socialist world over to come hang out with me in the White House…

I’ve spent enormous amounts of Taxpayer dollars on my Travels to Hawaii and beyond…

I’ve thrown extravagant parties hosting only the biggest in Hollywood Glitterati, at your expense…

I Golf more than George Bush…

My TSA is feeling up your daughter… and your mother…

I’m still using the IRS to target those who show any opposition to me or my policies…

I’ve assassinated American Citizens overseas with Drones…

I’ve made sure the Attorney General doesn’t enforce laws I don’t like…

I’ve Destroyed what was once the greatest Health Care System on the planet…

I Single handedly changed the definition of Transparency to mean Opaque…

I’ve kept Gitmo open for business…

I still do tons of business with Haliburton…

My National Security Agency is collecting every bit of your information… and keeping it just in case…

We’re still in Afghanistan…

I’ve handed Iraq back to Al Qaeda because their calling themselves something different…

I’ve sent the word out to Future Democrat Voters… sorry… the Innocent Children of Latin America that Our borders are wide open and come on in… no paperwork necessary…

I traded Five of the Deadliest Taliban Leaders on the Face of the Planet for a Deserter…

I ordered the VA to hide all the bad stories you’ve heard for years so I could Punish the rest of the American Public with Socialized Medicine.

Of all people I put John Kerry in charge of the State Department… John Kerry!

I’ve thrown open the borders so hundreds of thousands of people could come into the United States and live off your dime with the expectation they will get to vote as Democrats.

Hell, I even sent the gifted bust of Winston Churchill back to the British!  They tried to tell me it was okay and I could keep it, but I insisted!

For God’s sake, I Gave the Queen of England a complete catalogue of My speeches…

What more do I have to do to you people!?

I can’t have any more Libertarian, Constitutional Originalist, Types taking control of the House AND the Senate!

Seriously, help a Leftist out.  I’m running out of time!  Pull your heads out and start Impeachment Proceedings!  Now!

Please!

Sincerely,

BO

 

(Originally posted 021114)

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8 responses to “Please Impeach Me.

  • 1wanderingtruthseeker

    I just know Obama and his minions are laughing their booties off, saying, Watch this, how much are they gonna take before we can start that Civil War II and finish tearing this sh*t hole apart.

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  • progressivewatch

    You forgot a couple
    leaving people to die is Benghazi, then lying about it
    deciding all on his own that he has the power to decide when congress is and isn’t in session.
    gave GM and Chrysler to the UAW while screwing over bond holders, a clear violation of federal bankruptcy law.
    Justified the take over by threating people that the auto industry would go bankrupt if I didn’t.
    Attacked people who opposed my violation of federal bankruptcy law in the UAW bailout, by claiming they just wanted Detroit to go bankrupt.
    quietly hid the fact that once the UAW had shares in GM, General Motors filed for bankruptcy. So despite a 10 billion dollar lose, GM did go bankrupt… but I can still buy a GM car…. sorry got side tracked
    I lied about you being able to keep your health insurance
    I lied about you being able to keep your doctor

    I could go on, but I won’t. Just a few biggies I thought should be in there. I think President Obama could urinate on the American Flag and the media would still accuse anyone who questioned him of being a racist.

    We have to run true conservatives this year, and take back the senate from progressive thugs. If we let the John McCain’s and Mitch McConnell’s of the world choose opposition, the republic will fall.

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  • david

    The actions that you list are staggering to read.

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