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…about Benghazi, Fast & Furious and North Korea having a Long Range Ballistic Missile yet? How about the impending doom of fiscal insolvency due to Social Security, Medicaid and Medicare spending?
None of this rings a bell?
As long as you have forgotten then the current Administration doesn’t have to explain themselves to you.
Move on (.org)… nothing to see here.
Except banning guns… and getting rid of any modicum of fiscal responsibility like the debt limit, or spending cuts… and hate speech is on deck since we seem to be in the mood to ban stuff.
Seriously, stop paying attention to that which is reality based and surrounded by unpleasant facts. Stay focused on hypotheticals and only those issues whose proposed solutions would continue to erode your individual rights. Banning Guns, Banning Hate Speech, and increased levels of Domestic Surveillance… that should take care of the 1st, 2nd and 4th Amendments. We may want to park some soldiers in your house for a few days without your permission sometime in the near future just to fill in the gap. We’re working on that one… we’ll get back to you.
So remained focused on gun violence… but not in Chicago. And ignore the crime wave associated with mental illness and gangs… because it is actually the wheel… sorry, the gun’s fault.
It’s imperative we stay on the path of fiscal insolvency driven by a unanswerable, nebulous, government… with the best of intentions.
Keep your heads in the game here folks… spend, spend, spend… punish those who create jobs… and keep those wars going. Have you tried the “Rocky Mountain High”? You should… need a match?
This has been a public service announcement from George Soros and the DNC, those people who care more about you than you do… and are here to help.
Links: The Fourth Horsemen, Faster and Furiouser, If Not Now when?, Yes Virginia, the North Koreans Can Kill Santa Clause.
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The Democrat National Committee would like you to try out their latest Election Season Cocktail.
They’re filling the Trough as we Speak… So…
Whip out your Red Solo Cup for a hefty serving of Grape Flavored Medicine.
And of Course,
(Just make sure to drink it quickly. It tends to have a Bitter Aftertaste.)
Done? OK… Wipe your mouth.
Here we go:
Is the War on Terror Over?
Is Your Healthcare Cheaper?
Is the National Debt Smaller?
Can you Keep Your Doctor?
Can you Keep Your Insurance Plan?
Is the Economy Better?
Are Prices for everyday things Going Down?
Do you think the Bill of Rights has a Number of Serious Problems?
Do you agree that you’ve never built anything?
Are you Making More Money?
Is Gitmo Closed?
Are all of our Troops Home?
Does North Korea still not have Nuclear Weapons?
Does the Constitution Live and Breathe?
Is Crime Going Down?
Are Race Relations Better?
Is Unemployment Going Down?
Is Russia just Peacefully helping out the Countries around them?
Is Job Creation Going Up?
Are Mom and Pop Businesses Thriving?
Are Welfare Rolls Going Down?
Does Calling yourself a Liberal mean you Care more about Everything?
Do you think Jobs is a three-letter word?
Is Education Getting Cheaper?
Do you believe that the Human Species is not a part of Nature?
Does the World Love us?
Is it Easier to Start A Business?
Do you think all Species on the Planet Today should be Saved except for the ones you don’t like?
Should All Debt be Forgiven?
Is it Cheaper to Travel… Anywhere?
Is Your Privacy being Protected?
Do you think it’s OK your Government is spying on you and saving All of your stuff for Future Use?
Do you Feel More Free?
Is it easier to Voice Your Opinion without Fear?
Do you believe there are 57 States?
Are your Taxes Going Down letting you Keep More of Your Money?
Are you able to Save More?
Are Your Kids Self-Sufficient and Living on Their Own?
Do you think it is a Good Idea for your Government to Sell Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels?
Does any part of ‘Spreading the Wealth Around’ make sense to you?
Is Al Qaeda on the Run?
Are Beheading’s in the Name of Islam typical workplace violence?
Is it OK that Illegal Alien Children are being placed into the Public Schools, where your kids go, without any Medical Screening?
Do you like the Idea that those same Children can choose what school They want to go to, but Your Kids Can’t?
Do you think allowing Millions of New Workers into the United States while Raising the Minimum Wage will Increase Jobs?
Are you pretty sure you’re Smarter than almost everyone except the people you vote for?
If the answer to ANY of the above is ‘No’, you will need to have another Glass…
…and Try Again.
If you have answered ‘Yes’ to all the above, whether it’s true or not, you are Ready to Rock the Vote.
You’ll just need to keep drinking the Kool-Aid for another six weeks until the Election.
Remember, the Liberal Progressive Socialist Democrats are depending on you.
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Or at the very least, please try… PLEASE!
My Fellow American’s,
Painting my enemies Racist is the only way I’ll be able to help turn out the vote for my Fellow Democrat Socialists across the country during the Mid-Term Elections.
So… What more do I need to do?
I’m making up Law as I go…
I’ve perpetuated the collapse of the Economy…
I’ve devalued your Dollar…
I’ve Doubled the National Debt…
I tapped the Phones and E-mail accounts of over 100 Reporters…
I Destroyed the legal concept of Property Rights…
I handed Billions of your Dollars to Solar Energy Companies I knew would Fail because they were my friends and donors…
Every Country who Hated us before still Hates us and I’ve even added a few…
I tried to start a War with Syria…
I’m refusing to fire people who sent the Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels and Left one of my Ambassador’s to Die in Benghazi…
I’m putting the most heinous Progressive Liberal’s I can find in every position of power I can Find…
I let North Korea go Nuclear…
I’m going to do the same thing for Iran because it’s only Fair…
My Department of Homeland Security is militarizing for no apparent reason…
I’ve invited every Socialist world over to come hang out with me in the White House…
I’ve spent enormous amounts of Taxpayer dollars on my Travels to Hawaii and beyond…
I’ve thrown extravagant parties hosting only the biggest in Hollywood Glitterati, at your expense…
I Golf more than George Bush…
My TSA is feeling up your daughter… and your mother…
I’m still using the IRS to target those who show any opposition to me or my policies…
I’ve assassinated American Citizens overseas with Drones…
I’ve made sure the Attorney General doesn’t enforce laws I don’t like…
I’ve Destroyed what was once the greatest Health Care System on the planet…
I Single handedly changed the definition of Transparency to mean Opaque…
I’ve kept Gitmo open for business…
I still do tons of business with Haliburton…
My National Security Agency is collecting every bit of your information… and keeping it just in case…
We’re still in Afghanistan…
I’ve handed Iraq back to Al Qaeda because their calling themselves something different…
I’ve sent the word out to Future Democrat Voters… sorry… the Innocent Children of Latin America that Our borders are wide open and come on in… no paperwork necessary…
I traded Five of the Deadliest Taliban Leaders on the Face of the Planet for a Deserter…
I ordered the VA to hide all the bad stories you’ve heard for years so I could Punish the rest of the American Public with Socialized Medicine.
Of all people I put John Kerry in charge of the State Department… John Kerry!
I’ve thrown open the borders so hundreds of thousands of people could come into the United States and live off your dime with the expectation they will get to vote as Democrats.
Hell, I even sent the gifted bust of Winston Churchill back to the British! They tried to tell me it was okay and I could keep it, but I insisted!
For God’s sake, I Gave the Queen of England a complete catalogue of My speeches…
What more do I have to do to you people!?
I can’t have any more Libertarian, Constitutional Originalist, Types taking control of the House AND the Senate!
Seriously, help a Leftist out. I’m running out of time! Pull your heads out and start Impeachment Proceedings! Now!
(Originally posted 021114)
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It dawned on me this morning that I’m qualified to be a contributor on any of the Cable News Networks.
I have some credentials… while meager, apparently that doesn’t matter.
What matters is that I use certain phrases that may be true but are completely meaningless… and that I use them over and over and over.
So there I was, watching Juan Williams, of Fox News Fame, describe the VA Scandal as “Political Theater”. The point he was trying to make, the point he is always trying to make, the reason Fox writes him a check… is that any investigation into anything, ever, which originates from Anyone Opposing Democratic Socialists in our Government and Their Schemes is… “Political Theater”.
The brilliance is Juan, et al., have used this ad nauseam and remained employed.
While Juan’s phrase “Political Theater” is simple, and apparently powerful (they are paying him to do it) it lacks a directness. In fact, it is so vague as to be void of substance.
ALL activity in Government is Political Theater.
Every Word spoken, every Action taken. The phrase is Omni-Applicable… thus meaningless.
And yet, Mr. Williams gets a check.
So I’m going to try it out;
The VA Scandal… “Political Theater!”
The IRS Targeting Scandal… “Political Theater!”
The NSA Domestic Spying Scandal… “Political Theater!”
The Benghazi Murder Scandal… “Political Theater!”
The Fast and Furious Scandal… “Political Theater!”
The You Didn’t Build That and Spread the Wealth Around outrage… “Political Theater!”
The Socialist Nationalization of General Motors Outrage… “Political Theater!”
The Drive to Repeal the Socialization of Medicine through Obama Care… “Political Theater!”
The Outrage over Killing of American Citizens with Drones… “Political Theater!”
The Drive to make America Energy Independent by the “Right”… “Political Theater!”
Bill Clinton Lying under Oath… “Political Theater!”
The Cold War… “Political Theater!”
World War II… “Political Theater!”
World War I… “Political Theater!”
The Civil War… “Political Theater!”
My Wife think’s I drink too much… “Political Theater!”
Fun huh? I think I’m pretty good at this!
Please send checks directly to me.. I will also accept anything Fit for Human consumption with an alcohol content greater than 5%.
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Let’s say there is a specific Crime that was committed and all of the Criminals, save a select few, were Women.
Now let’s say that you put these Women in Jail for their Crimes.
Are You Committing a War on Women?
Well, that’s what we are all being set up for.
Lois Lerner, of IRS Targeting political Enemies of the President Fame, is about to be prosecuted for her Role in that Targeting.
Lois Lerner Could go to Jail. First for Contempt… then for Committing Crimes only dreamt of by people like Nixon.
But here’s where it starts to look predictable: Lois Lerner’s Deputy is involved as well and her name is Holly Paz… and She is, wait for it… a Woman!
And! Another IRS Staffer involved in the dissemination of Private Taxpayer information, one Catherine M. Barre, is also… a Woman!
Then there’s the Criminal Communication of Taxpayer information with Elijah Cummins office (His being a woman has not been confirmed, but his is Black… so you’re at least a Racist.).
All of this would probably be considered crazy conspiracy theory material save,
Hillary’s involvement in Benghazi. Combined with Her desire to be President.
And the out of nowhere Narrative being pushed by the Democrat Party regarding a War on Women.
A Narrative designed to get you to Ignore actual Crime such as Domestic Spying, Arming Drug Cartels, Leaving our Intelligence Service out in the Field to Die, Allowing North Korea to go Nuclear, Enabling Voter Fraud and ensuring Illegal Immigration continues unopposed… all while the Dollar is intentionally devalued and the Debt Sky Rockets to levels never dreamt of by all the Previous Administrations Combined.
So if all the Criminals are Women, Enforcing the Law is discrimination.
It’s a War on Women…
And you’re a Damned Genderist. And Probably a Republican TEA Party Libertarian Individual Rights A-Hole. Clearly.
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This is all we Hear from the Republicans…
But our Answer is a Loud and Clear “So What!?”
As Leftist Progressives we don’t need Obama Care to work. We just need enough Time to remove all of Your Other terrible Options.
It’s our “Put Some Time on it, You’ll Forget” Strategy.
This is not a New Strategy, it has Been our Strategy from the Beginning.
It’s the same Strategy We Liberals use for everything because it works.
We Do it for You.
We Promised the most Transparent Administration in the History of Administrations?
Put some Time on it… you’ll Forget.
We Promised to Reduce the Debt?
A little Time always helps… you’ll Forget.
We closed the Open Air Monuments during a Government shut-down over delaying the Individual Mandate… something We Did Anyway… to Punish Veterans?
You just need time… you’ll forget.
We Up-Armed Mexican Drug Cartels which resulted in the Deaths of hundreds of innocent Mexicans and some our own Border Agents?
Rub some Time on that… you’ll forget.
We Abandoned our Diplomat and his staff in Benghazi to Die at the hands of well-trained Islamic Terrorists in the name of “looking Nice on the World Stage”?
You just need a little Time… you’ll forget.
We Used the IRS to target our political opponents for fiscal destruction?
Time is all you need… you’ll forget.
We, the self-proclaimed Party of Privacy, have the NSA collecting every bit of electronic information from your credit card purchases to you e-mail and text messages then storing them forever?
We suggest Time… you’ll forget.
We Promised Cheaper Health Insurance? We Promised you could keep Your Doctor? We Promised You could Keep Your Plan?
Obama Care is a complete failure?
We Need More Time!
And during that time You can Help us demolish any institution that might offer a way back. Together we’ll Destroy Big Insurance Companies, Big Hospitals and even Big Doctors in order to assure there is no return. We will berate, demean and demonize those Idiotic Citizens that come forward and imply openly that Obama Care has failed them. With your Help We will paint all Politicians who get in our way as Evil. We will Force all Young People, except for You, to buy it just like We do to get Them, except for You, to vote for us. We just need more Time…
And in Time, you’ll forget ALL of this.
And We Win.
And just to make sure… We’re all going to talk about Equal Pay, Amnesty, Gay Marriage and Minimum Wage. Don’t Worry, we Realize All of these issues have Reasonable Answers, but they aren’t simple for you to Understand and would Never supply them Anyway.
And, according to our Focus Groups, You don’t really want to Think about all this stuff Anyway.
So We Win Again… and again… and again.
So Please be Afraid of Those Evil People Who Say Things You Don’t Want to Hear!
Send your Donations to Organizing For America in denominations of .10, .25 and .50 cents. Help Us Help You Forget.
Do It NOW… before you absent mindedly start doing something else.
The Democrat National Committee
(“You’ll Forget”,”Help Us Help You Forget”, “Rub Some Time on It”, “Embrace the Suck”and “Time is on Our Side” are all Trademarked by the Obama Campaign Organization and it’s affiliates including ACORN, Organizing For America, Communist Party USA, The Democrat National Committee, George Soros Investment Brokers, France, The Black Liberation Theological Front and Trinity United Church. Any use is must accompany the express permission from those organizations.)
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Or is Eric Holder just a Smug, Arrogant, Elitist who holds nothing but Contempt for the Separation of Powers?
Transcript of Exchange:
(Background: At issue was a request for documents in the DOJ’s case against the Holy Land Foundation, a designated terrorist group based in Texas, whose founders were convicted and sentenced for funneling money to Hamas. The men are now asking for a new trial, blaming their lawyers for their convictions. In February, the DOJ disputed their attorney’s claim, saying there was a “mountain of evidence” that proves the Islamic charity was controlled by Hamas.)
“I was fairly specific to make sure that I got the documents that the Department of Justice handed over to people convicted of supporting terrorism. They’re terrorists. We’ve given them the documents,” Gohmert said. Gohmert said the committee sent the Justice Department repeated requests for the documents that had been used to prosecute them but were only provided a link to “nearly 500 publicly available exhibits that were admitted into evidence” and instructed “to check the public access to court electronic records.” Meanwhile, the requested documents were “put on discs and sent to Illinois,” so they are easily available – “just not to members of Congress,” Gohmert said.
“Attorney General, I’ve read in the 5th Circuit opinion, about 9600 summaries of transcripts of conversations that the Justice Department had that were made available to attorneys for the terrorists,” Gohmert said. “I still do not understand why your department can provide documents to terrorists’ lawyers, and many of them to four out of eight of the terrorists, and not provide them to members of Congress.” “Sir, I’ve read you what your department promised, and it is inadequate, and I realize that contempt is not a big deal to our attorney general, but it is important that we have proper oversight,” Gohmert said.
Holder: “You don’t want to go there, buddy. You don’t want to go there, okay?”
Gohmert: “I don’t want to go there?”
Holder: “No.” Gohmert: “About the contempt?”
Holder: “You should not assume that that is not a big deal to me. I think that it was inappropriate. I think it was unjust, but never think that that was not a big deal to me. Don’t ever think that.”
Gohmert: “Well I’m just looking for evidence, and normally we’re known by our fruits, and there have been no indications that it was a big deal, because your department has still not been forthcoming in producing the documents that were the subject of the contempt.”
Holder: “The documents that we were prepared to make available then, we’re prepared to make available now that would have obviated the whole need. This was all about the gun lobby and a desire to have a—
Gohmert: “Sir, we’ve been trying to get to the bottom of Fast and Furious where people died, where at least a couple hundred Mexicans died, and we can’t get the information to get to the bottom of that, so I don’t need lectures from you about contempt, because it is very difficult to deal with asking questions.”
Holder: “And I don’t need lectures from you either.”
Gohmert: “As a former judge, I’d never have asked questions of someone who’s been held in contempt. We waited ‘til the contempt was purged, and then we asked questions.”
(H/T Melanie Hunter at CNS News)
So either AG Holder and Congressman Louie Gohmert are “Buddies” or Eric Holder is an Arrogant A-Hole. May be both.
Considering We the People wish to see Lois Lerner of IRS Targeting Political Enemies Fame placed in Contempt… it’s worth wondering what power that charge actually has?
If you’re found guilty of Contempt of Congress such as Eric Holder has been, So What?
I’m pretty sure I would be put in Jail.
I guess if you’re associated with Government, you become Buddies. You also Demonstrate for all of us out here Who still Give a Crap that you’re Above the Law.
And when You’re the one in charge of Enforcing the Law where does that leave us?
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And Apparently it also passes for News.
The search for Flight MH370 continues….
Considering the Ocean is littered with debris from hundreds of years… possibly longer, why does the sighting of it occupy the attention of the News Channels, Programs and Networks?
Is it Easier than tackling tougher Issues like:
The Soviet Invasion of Eastern Europe?
The NSA’s Domestic Spying and Keith Alexander’s latest Interview where he States unequivocally that not a single person at the NSA has done Anything Wrong… Ever… Not Once… except for those who did, those one times…?
The IRS targeting Political Opponents of the President?
The BATFE sending Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels in an effort to create a Case for more Domestic Gun Control?
The Skyrocketing Debt and the Fiscal Malfeasance it Represents?
The fact that Keynesian Economics has Not Lead to the Economic Recovery the Leftists in our Government Promised it Would?
The Destruction of the Greatest Health Care System in the World because Progressives want Control over the 6th of the Economy the didn’t have before?
The Utter Betrayal by our Elected Representatives to Look Out for the People by taking the time to actually Read Legislation before voting for it?
The TSA wanting to Establish Itself as a Federally Sanctioned Domestic Police Force by Arming it’s Agents?
The Federal Government wanting to Secure the ability to decide Who is and Who isn’t a “Journalist” in order to control the only Private Entity with the Resources Capable of Maintaining a Cynical Eye on Their Behavior?
The DOJ refusing to prosecute voting illegalities because they just don’t agree with the Law?
The DHS even Existing when We already have the FBI and the CIA which were designed to be separate for very, very, very good reasons?
The Executive Branch unilaterally creating Law extra-Constitutionally?
The Un-accountability associated with a Specific Past Senator and Specific Past Congressman when they sat atop the effort to Collapse the United States Financial System?
I could go on….
But these Mysteries don’t require cloudy satellite pictures of lightly colored blobs with which a Dedicated Journalist can Follow a “Breaking News” graphic.
So I’ll just stay drunk and stop asking questions. Flying Monkeys did it anyway…
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The United States can no longer sit back and Tolerate the Blatant Disregard of the Rules the World has set Forth.
We know that Civilized Countries recognize War, and Brute Force, to be Outdated Methods of Communication.
We, as Citizens of The World, decided that Compromise and Common Purpose is what guides us in all our Endeavors. Of Course we understand that occasionally any one of us may become Confused or Feel Misunderstood. Which brings us to today.
That circumstance has presented itself with Vladimir Putin.
It feels like Some Men just Can’t be Reached…
But President Putin is simply Misunderstood, he is lashing out because of his frustration. We need to reach out to him and bring him back into the Common Fold of Communal Understanding. We need to be ready with Open Arms upon his Return to the International Brotherhood of Man.
But until that time it’s clear that Mr. Putin requires some Tough Love.
So the following is my plan that the Obama Administration may employ. It reflects the Hardline tactics the Current Administration has employed in the past when dealing with those who stray too far from the Common Goal.
The 10 actions for Immediate Implementation:
1. The United States must triple the number of Rubles in the Russian Monetary Supply so the common people can realize the benefit of a burgeoning Economy which always results.
2. The United States must create and administer a Public Service Campaign using Icons such a Man in Pajamas and Kittens to establish a relationship with the Common Russian Citizen and demonstrate doing what we want them to… is nice. And We’re Serious.
3. The United States should let the Russian People know that we will stop recording all of their phone calls… but not their e-mail, text messages and internet surfing habits. We can give Mr. Putin credit so he can build up his reputation with his people.
4. We should ask Mr. Putin who his political enemies are and once identified send our Professional IRS agents over to consult on how to effectively target them.
5. If Mr. Putin insists on annexing just a few more countries we should send over our best BATFE agents to help coordinate the sale and transfer of firearms in order to create a reasonable case for incursion by the Russian Military. We could even offer to up-arm the Bratva if Mr. Putin thinks it’s to his benefit. That organization alone could provide a substantial number of votes not to mention voter loyalty inside and outside Russia’s borders. They might even be persuaded to conduct voter registration as organizations like them have done here in the US for decades.
6. We must set up a Twitter account for Mr. Putin so Citizens of the World can hear him. Communication is the Cornerstone of Understanding. And Concise Communication is always preferred when outlining Complex Ideas. #Onebadasssoviet
7. We can send over our other Best Practices such as wantonly Spending Taxpayer Dollars on Green Energy Companies doomed to Fail but Owned by Major Political Contributors, and Government Imposed Education which requires More and More of the Citizens money every year while providing Lower and Lower test Scores… but keeps Union Money heading his direction with no Accountability!
8. In exchange we can ask Mr. Putin for advice in dealing with our Second Amendment Problem and how He might remove Guns from Citizens without Amending a Constitution.
9. We can further support Mr. Putin’s Economy and the Choices His Citizens have. We would do this by Taking Over Russia’s Health Care System. We can show them how to set up a semi-functional website to Facilitate the Process. I understand there’s a number of Eastern European programmers who would be willing to build it pro-bono. They were apparently involved in the construction of ours…
10. And Finally Our Leaders can meet for a sit-down Dinner somewhere in Europe where They could present Him with the other Bust of Winston Churchill with a collection of Cassette Tapes encompassing all of President Obama’s Speeches and Audio Books from 3rd Grade on. Having a full belly, and some gifts, always lends to a Happier and more Congenial Environment in which to talk out our Problems. If all this Fails to create a break-through… start with the Keg Stands.
As a note to the Obama Administration, please feel free to use any, or all, of these suggestions without hesitation. I require no acknowledgement of any kind…
I’m just here to help.
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– Asked Bill Hemmer of Fox News (091713) in regard to the “lax background checks” which are being looked at after the shooting at the DC Navy Yard.
Let me answer this stupid question: “No.”
The proper, and non-idiotic, question is: “Does Government Waste, Fraud and Abuse in addition to Overreach syphon off dollars which would be better spent on things like thorough background checks on those holding, or applying for, Security Clearances?”
The answer to this non-stupid question is: “Yes.”
The idea that a 5% decrease in the GROWTH of Government spending, particularly when the Federal Government is enjoying RECORD tax receipts, is inane… at best.
At Best. At worst, someone with an agenda is in his ear telling him to ask that specific question.
This is a fundamental flaw we experience when discussing the problems associated with Government.
We accept the premise that every single thing Government does is Imperative. We START the conversation with the idea that not a single dollar is wasted… not a single department bloated… and there is not a single place where Government doesn’t belong.
That mindset is exactly the opposite of what the Founders had in mind when crafting this Great Experiment. Exactly the Opposite!
I expect everyone who reads this blog to pay attention, to makeaneffort to listen carefully and think… think about what is being said, and asked.
The very first question is “What is the Foundation of this argument?”, whatever the argument may be.
The Government is TOO BIG, TOO INTRUSIVE and now TOO OPPRESSIVE when it takes all our money, our liberty and now our privacy.
This Government was designed to be Limited. Limited. Limited.
Right now it enjoys NO limits.
So let me ask you, does the sequester have anything to do with lax security background checks?
Or… should the Government stop doing crap it has no business doing and focus on what it should be doing as outlined in the Constitution of the United States?
There are entire Departments, and projects, that are not detailed in the U.S. Constitution as a Federal Responsibility (The Dept. of Education? The EPA? Up Arming Al Qaeda in Syria? Arming Mexican Drug Cartels? Covering up our Malfeasance in Benghazi? The IRS targeting political groups it doesn’t like? Or… How about The NSA Domestic Spying Program?) and if shut down would free up Billions of dollars… the may be a few of those could be used to check out crazy, violent and destructive individuals before we give them access to our secure installations. And, we can still keep cutting the size of Government at the same time!
How’s that for a premise?
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