What!?

“U.S is now less popular in the region than at the end of the George W. Bush administration.” – USA Today 032113

Huh!?

I thought the election of Barack Obama was going to immediately turn a Middle East frown upside down…

In fact, I distinctly remember being told by people such as Micheal Moore and other bastions of brilliance that simply electing “the smartest person to ever run for President” our image in the Middle East would instantly be made entirely of Sunshine and Lollipops.

This was true of Clinton too… funny that the people who spout this kind of stupidity are never held accountable for their ridiculous assertions when it turns out to be hogwash.

Barack and Bill share a similar footnote in history.

I also have a good enough memory to recall that never has there been such a promise associated with a Republican or Independent candidate…

So why are those who embrace truth… or reality… or whatever you want to call the world as we actually know it… never given the credit they are due?

Those who are real, who grasp reality as it is, not as they wish it to be, never seem to receive accolades for their efforts to remain in the realm of facts?  The solutions they offer are always described by those living in Dreamland as “mean-spirited” and “cruel”.  Wishful thinking passes for logic.  Platitudes for meaning.

Yet those who spout nonsense and offer up completely unqualified, often fanciful, assessments of what the future will be if we just follow them are acclaimed as positive, and progressive, in their thinking… yet they are repeatedly, demonstrably and historically wrong.  So wrong in fact, that people often die…

And when it is beyond denial that they were wrong… when there can be no debate regarding the repeated error of their thinking…

Nothing.

No “review” of the statements made promoting their fouled “thought process”. No rebuke from the ever “watchful” media. No admonition from the populace that believes itself to be “informed” and “educated”…

Upon the rare occurrence that we hear anything it is most often a revision of history crafted to better accommodate their failings.

It’s time for truth, and reality to make an appearance in our government and the population should demand it.

Everything from “We don’t have a spending problem” to “Obama has a higher IQ than anyone who has ever sought the Presidency” does nothing but delude an already poorly informed electorate.

It’s enough to make you want to drink… more than normal… for me.

(Originally Posted 032213)

The above applies to the Global Warming ‘we’re all going to die by the year 2000’ crowd too… right Al?  How about those Ice Caps?  Exponentially growing Polar Bear Population?  Mass starvation due to Overpopulation?  Rising Sea levels consuming San Francisco by last year?  You people should be wearing sandwich boards in time square…

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That Stupid Ignorant Cowboy…

…Is sending our young Men and Women to War over Oil!

No Blood for Oil!  No Blood for Oil!  No Blood for Oil!

What?  Wait… Who?

Huh? This is Not about Oil? So What’s it about? Oh, right, the Common Evil thing. Sure. Got it.

Oh?… oh, oh?… just a second.

Ok… Sorry.

The Nobel Peace Prize Winning, Smartest Man to have ever held the Office of President of the United States… a Clean, Articulate, Black Man who has no Negro Dialect unless he wants to have one, has just launched a Humanitarian Effort to Stop the Common Evil in the Middle East.

Better?

Cool.

So is Oil the Common Evil?

No?

Ummm…

ISIL? Who?

The Islamic State in the Levant? Who the Hell is that?  What’s a Levant?

Right…. right… OK, sure… ok…

So the Levant is an area in the Middle East…  got it… but…

Iran is an Islamic State, right? What about all the other Islamic States?

They’re good the good guys?

Wait… huh?

Fine… whatever.

All I know is the Greatest President Ever has this all under control. And this is a War for all the right reasons… because the Enlightened Progressive Liberals are in charge of it. If something bad happens it will be the Stupid, Ignorant Cowboy George Bush’s Fault.

God George Bush was Stupid! Right?!  I mean What an Idiot!  Runnin’ around the world shootin’ people and blowin’ stuff up… what a Clown.

Hey…. What do all those bombs do to the climate?

NO… YOU SHUT UP! 

NO… YOU!

LET GO OF MY HAIR!

Please Impeach Me.

Or at the very least, please try… PLEASE!

My Fellow American’s,

Painting my enemies Racist is the only way I’ll be able to help turn out the vote for my Fellow Democrat Socialists across the country during the Mid-Term Elections.

So… What more do I need to do?

I’m making up Law as I go…

I’ve perpetuated the collapse of the Economy…

I’ve devalued your Dollar…

I’ve Doubled the National Debt…

I tapped the Phones and E-mail accounts of over 100 Reporters…

I Destroyed the legal concept of Property Rights…

I handed Billions of your Dollars to Solar Energy Companies I knew would Fail because they were my friends and donors…

Every Country who Hated us before still Hates us and I’ve even added a few…

I tried to start a War with Syria…

I’m refusing to fire people who sent the Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels and Left one of my Ambassador’s to Die in Benghazi…

I’m putting the most heinous Progressive Liberal’s I can find in every position of power I can Find…

I let North Korea go Nuclear…

I’m going to do the same thing for Iran because it’s only Fair…

My Department of Homeland Security is militarizing for no apparent reason…

I’ve invited every Socialist world over to come hang out with me in the White House…

I’ve spent enormous amounts of Taxpayer dollars on my Travels to Hawaii and beyond…

I’ve thrown extravagant parties hosting only the biggest in Hollywood Glitterati, at your expense…

I Golf more than George Bush…

My TSA is feeling up your daughter… and your mother…

I’m still using the IRS to target those who show any opposition to me or my policies…

I’ve assassinated American Citizens overseas with Drones…

I’ve made sure the Attorney General doesn’t enforce laws I don’t like…

I’ve Destroyed what was once the greatest Health Care System on the planet…

I Single handedly changed the definition of Transparency to mean Opaque…

I’ve kept Gitmo open for business…

I still do tons of business with Haliburton…

My National Security Agency is collecting every bit of your information… and keeping it just in case…

We’re still in Afghanistan…

I’ve handed Iraq back to Al Qaeda because their calling themselves something different…

I’ve sent the word out to Future Democrat Voters… sorry… the Innocent Children of Latin America that Our borders are wide open and come on in… no paperwork necessary…

I traded Five of the Deadliest Taliban Leaders on the Face of the Planet for a Deserter…

I ordered the VA to hide all the bad stories you’ve heard for years so I could Punish the rest of the American Public with Socialized Medicine.

Of all people I put John Kerry in charge of the State Department… John Kerry!

I’ve thrown open the borders so hundreds of thousands of people could come into the United States and live off your dime with the expectation they will get to vote as Democrats.

Hell, I even sent the gifted bust of Winston Churchill back to the British!  They tried to tell me it was okay and I could keep it, but I insisted!

For God’s sake, I Gave the Queen of England a complete catalogue of My speeches…

What more do I have to do to you people!?

I can’t have any more Libertarian, Constitutional Originalist, Types taking control of the House AND the Senate!

Seriously, help a Leftist out.  I’m running out of time!  Pull your heads out and start Impeachment Proceedings!  Now!

Please!

Sincerely,

BO

 

(Originally posted 021114)

FINE!

“We should have told you we were tracking your calls…”

“Is that what you wanted to Hear?!”

“Not Enough?”

“Serioulsy!?”

“OK… We’re Ssss..sss.ss.sa….saaa…”

“We’re Sah… saaaah… ssasasa… ssaahrr…”

“We’re soorrr…. sahorrr…”

“Sorry!”

“There!”

“We’re Sorry!”  “Ok!?… Good Enough!?”  “Happy!?”

“Now will you leave us alone so we can get back to Spying on you already!?”

(What’s hilarious is the inability to tell the truth even when supposedly “telling the truth”.  Clapper is now making 9/11 the beginning, or starting point, of the Domestic Surveillance when aspects of this had been initiated by George H. W. Bush and all of it working efficiently since the Early years of Clinton.  And those of us who pointed out Echelon and Carnivore were sent to the special Rubber Rooms because we were CRAAAAAZY.  Everyone knew the Government would Never Spy on its own Citizens.  That would be ridiculous.  Yes… ridiculous.  Just like the IRS targeting groups it politically disagrees with… and the Government establishing a brand new Domestic Military Force called the Department of Homeland Security… and the Government killing its own Citizens with unmanned aircraft… and the States forcing gun registration directly violating the Second Amendment…  and setting new records of National Debt in the name of Fiscal Solvency…  our politicians destroying the greatest Health Care System in the World… etc… etc… etc… yes, it We who are CRAAAZY.)

Syria

OK… put your tin foil hats on…

So there I sit on a Socialist Beach wondering why we have such a Unilateral interest in bombing Syria. Consequently, I’m wondering why one of the proudest Socialist’s to hold American High Office is neglecting the United Nations and the time-honored endeavor of “Coalition Building” in favor of direct military action… then suddenly peddling the responsibility off to the British who said “No”… the Congress who will probably say “No”, and as of today… the World, again… it feels like circular diplomacy. There’s another term for it which is similar and means the same thing but I’m not going to use here.

So, my memory made a rare appearance and something dawned on me. It was not long ago that the United States, under that stupid Texan cowboy George Bush invaded Iraq… with a Coalition… and Overwhelming Approval from Congress… and the American People… but I digress, looking for the Weapons of Mass Destruction Saddam said he had… and four other foreign intelligence agencies said he had… and our intelligence agencies said he had… dammit, I’m digressing again, but found nothing… except weapons of mass destruction which we were told were too old “to count”.

Some of us noticed an odd occurrence however. There suddenly appeared a division of Syrian armor sitting out in the middle of the Bekaa valley.  They were not in a posture to defend against an advance, certainly not from Israel, but seemed to be protecting something.  (Break out your maps and take a look…)

OK…

The question is “why?”.

The conspiracy theory was that Saddam’s weapons had been moved through Syria, close to the Med, for safe keeping or quick movement if needed.

There were a number of us who thought we should “go take a look” for ourselves.  That never happened… that we are aware of.

So…

Could it be possible that a strike on Syria would give the U.S. the opportunity to destroy certain “old, expired, ineffectual” weapons of mass destruction that may not officially belong to Syria?

While it would be hilarious, in a horribly tragic way, if Assad aided in the “discovery” of Saddam’s weapons by the press… the problem for him is it would allow for a whole flood on international condemnation.  It would also justify buckets of hatred to be poured upon Bashar from an International Coalition of angry Socialists… not all angry for the same reasons, but angry none the less.

Some would be angry because they would be put in a position where they couldn’t say “No.”

Our’s would be angry because they would look like fools…  It would be an extremely inconvenient truth, for the Leftists who currently hold power in the U.S., that their entire platform which was built upon the foundation of George Bush being a Stupid Texan Cowboy who shot first and asked questions later was a fabrication.

In the end,

Crazy, conspiracy theorists might suggest that this could be an opportunity to destroy a whole lot of evidence… save a Liberal narrative… and rid the world of some stuff that really shouldn’t be around.

It’s what we call a Win-Win.

OK, you can take you hat’s off now.

That would be ridiculous.

Stop thinking about it.

Well Okay Then…

The IRS has, for some yet unexplained reason, admitted to targeting Constitutional Conservative Groups.

Full AP Story Here.

The IRS has apologized for doing this.

Okay then.  I accept the apology and will move on. 

In other words… “that’s good enough for me”.

It would be hypocritical of me to attempt to politicize this story and suggest that the current Administration would use the IRS to intimidate and/or destroy those who stand opposed to their Socialist ideas.  It would be unreasonable to offer up any explanation for such an action which could be interpreted as ideologically motivated.

Any Objective observer must immediately acknowledge that had such a mission been promoted under a Conservative White House, there would be no outcry from the Left.

In addition, had it been discovered the IRS specifically targeted Liberal groups in the early 2000’s, a simple apology from George Bush would be accepted without a moment’s hesitation.

It’s time we all grow up.  “What does it really matter anyway!?”, as our former Secretary of State and Presidential Hopeful famously shouted.

Along the same lines, it’s time we all move on from:

Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Egypt, Boston Terrorist Taxpayer Subsidies, Illegal Phone Taps, Illegal e-mail Access, Monetizing the Debt, Printing Money, Government Waste, Voter Fraud, Pigford…. a new “Housing Bubble“.

At least that’s what the Organizer, from Organizing for Action, told me to do when he called me on my free Government Phone.

I’m still waiting for Government Bourbon.  Then… they might have me, accept it would most likely taste awful… and be non-alcoholic.  The only upside is you would be buying it for me.

(PS. Do you think they would have fessed-up to this if they didn’t have to?  Me neither.  There is another shoe here… and someone is about to be beat to death with it.)