“Send Them Your Heads!”

Seeing a Clear Need for a new, more nuanced, Radical Muslim Outreach Campaign, the Obama Administration will be offering a way for the American Public to get behind efforts already being employed.

What will be considered a supplement to Destroying our relationship with Israel, Arming ISIS with Stinger missiles, staying out of ISIS’ way in Middle East and promising a Nuclear Iran, The Obama Administration is crafting a new program called “Send Them Your Heads!”.

The motivation behind this latest taxpayer-funded Muslim Outreach Effort is to allow ISIS, and all of their affiliates, time to work on issues State Department officials deem important in the Middle East like physical, educational and political infrastructure improvements as well as Job Creation. It has been estimated, by all economists everywhere, a Single Minute saved by not having to Set on Fire, Throw off buildings, Stone and Behead Infidels results in a Full Hour of productivity that can be applied to ‘other things’.

If you’re interested in participating in this Outreach Campaign, please contact your local Post Master for packaging and shipping details. (Cost may vary depending on size, weight and distance to recipient.  DHS has also advised participants that having a partner to assist you will be important, and if you cannot find assistance in completing the process they, DHS personnel, will be happy to help.  DHS officials also stated that there is no need to wait for the Administration to get this program approved, and funded, as they expect resistance from the Republican Controlled ‘Do Nothing’ Congress. They have some shipping materials available and will provide them at no cost to qualified applicants.)

According to the issued Press Release, The White House is proud to be promoting the new initiative with the blessings of domestic Muslim advocacy groups in addition to representatives from ISIS, ISIL, IS, Al Qaeda and a number of Iraqi and Syrian ‘community’ organizations among the other Partners in Peace Coalition.

The release also states “Send Them Your Heads!” will be exclusively administered by the Department of Homeland Security and The United States Post Office and will be limited to Legal U.S. citizens only.

When we contacted DHS officials for comment, it was stressed the overall message they wanted to convey is the “Importance of Getting along with those who are different from us. We are all citizens of the World.”

In response to our e-mail inquiry, Postal Representatives claimed to have no knowledge of this new program but stated the importance of following shipping guidelines for human remains.  They said they would prefer packing to be complete prior to participants reaching the postal centers, and guidelines were available at USPS.com for download.

So if you’re one of us, asking yourself “What Can I Do to Make them Like Me?”

Now there’s a way.

(Note: One of the economists we spoke with explained the added benefit to the U.S. unemployment number that will be realized by tangibly removing individuals from the work force. Administration officials declined to comment only giving us a ‘thumbs up’ while holding a poorly drawn sign which stated “#Sendthemyourhead”.)

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Isn’t it time Iraq gets a Nuke?

It seems only Fair…

The Obama Administration has allowed North Korea to develop theirs.
And now we’re allowing Iran to develop theirs.

To any Objective Progressive Observer, the calm, peaceful and reasoned approach to government exhibited by both North Korea and Iran is clearly mirrored by the Government of Iraq.

So let’s just cut to the chase and send the technology directly. That way the Iraqi’s are not faced with having to play ‘catch up’ with the other Nations in the Region.

Shoot… why not just give them the Nukes?

As I listen to myself tap this out it seems almost silly to place such a development burden on the Iraqi people. The expense alone would hinder their ability to compete with their neighbors.  And the allocation of the funds necessary would create an undue hardship for the citizens who would not have access to basic needs and services.

I say we just start shipping them directly out of our stockpile. We can promote the reduction of our weapons while ‘keeping the playing field even’ for an area of the world known for its stability.

Problem Solved.  (Just like in Benghazi.)
(Hey John, go ahead and use my idea. I won’t tell anyone. You can buy me a beer at your bosses next summit.)

Intentionally Stepping on Their Schlong

The latest in Leftist Foreign Policy Supremacy, and Huge Victory for President Obama, is the Nuclear ‘Deal’ with Iran.

It is a deal in which the United States get’s nothing while Iran is allowed to continue developing its Nuclear technology under the cloak of darkness.  Seems reasonable.

Upon study, it becomes clear this supposed deal with Iran has only one intent and that’s to keep Israel from directly attacking the Iranian nuclear facilities and Iranian military bases housing such facilities.

The absurd delay’s required to inspect suspect sites outlined in the agreement of at least 24 days, with a maximum of Never, disables Israel from taking action.  In other words, Should Israel find action is necessary, the World is now ready to condemn them, as usual… legitimizing their anti-Semitism, typically reserved for the floor of the UN, with this foolish ‘Deal’.

So the Obama Administration has gamed the system on behalf of our odd allies in Iraq, the Iranians, by making it appear that we’re ALWAYS talking… while they, the Iranians, continue their march to a nuclear weapon and ultimately marching the Israelis into the sea… or burning them up in a nuclear fire.  Whatever.

There is an upside!

The biggest winners here are all those currently in power in Iran.  They will get their money, which was previously frozen, back thus enabling them to guarantee they remain in power for decades to come… the non-thinking people of Iran must be very excited at this prospect.  The few who are rejoicing at this deal because they believe their lives will get better are only preparing themselves for what will be an amazing hangover.

Of course, the Socialists think this is fantastic…

It must stand as no surprise a progressive leftist would find this ‘breakthrough’ as brilliant. Once you’ve abandoned the founding principles of this country, those being the supremacy of Individual Liberty and Freedom and a Constitutionally Limited Federal Government, you become Every other nation on Earth. So it stands to reason Democrats would equate our right to secrecy and nuclear weapons as equal to any other Social Democracy, Theocratic, Autocratic or Totalitarian Regime.  Simply, any flavor of Socialist Governing Theory will do… it’s only fair.

In the End, There is no achievement here.  No Gain for the ‘free world’.  No Freedom for the Iranian people.  No Hope that Iran will remain a non-nuclear weaponized oppressive Regime.  (Frankly, this administration has done wonders from the arming of Evil Regimes.  North Korea was their latest victory… at bat is Iran.  I wonder who else they’re thinking about having go nuclear?  Fiji?  Malta?  How about Zimbabwe… they same level headed.)

This deal is ridiculous.

We have all been through this once with the UN and their inability to verify the existence of Nuclear Materials being stored in Iraq. The run around… the moving of materials in the dead of night… the games played…

So here we go again…

Only this time we know, as a fact, Iran has a nuclear program which is only minutes away from creating a Nuclear Weapon.
We also already know that they lie, hide and misrepresent everything, all the time.

This is why we know that this ‘Deal’ has only one design.

Preventing Israel from defending herself.

“Our relationship with Israel has never been better.” – NSA Director Susan Rice

Really?

I guess it depends on what one considers a good relationship…

If you don’t think Israel should exist, then the relationship probably couldn’t get any better.

The Real Problem Obama had with Netanyahu’s Speech before Congress

Folks… this is simpler than everyone wants to make it.

The Obama Administration has worked diligently to create the successful impression this White House is not as close to Israel as those occupants before them.

Bibi comes along and reminds the world, particularly those countries that hate jews, that the United States not only continues to support Israel, but is doing so much… that he dare not mention all of it.

The White House is upset because their efforts to allow Iran a “peaceful” Nuclear Weapons… sorry, Energy… program has been interrupted by the Leader of Israel reminding the entire Middle East of our relationship.

Bibi’s continued mention of ‘secret’ assistance received by Israel, compliments of the United States, is really what set the Liberals off.

His, Bibi’s, couching these remarks as a reassurance his speech was not adversarial was simply insult to injury for the Leftists promoting our current Chamberlainesque foreign policy.

It was so bad it almost made a well-grown, very, very mature, former House Majority Leader, Congress Woman’s face to break… into tears.

It’s that easy.

Throw on the current administration’s lending assistance to Netanyahu’s Leftist Opposition in next weeks election, and the media’s opportunity to make that public knowledge… you have Leftists walking out of a foreign leaders address to congress.

Things are rarely as complicated as those who wish to conceal them would like you to believe.

The Crying Game

It was reported earlier today that Nancy Pelosi was “near tears” during Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech this morning.

I know, I know… you could never tell be looking at her. So we’ll have to take her word for it.

Apparently Mrs. Pelosi was so deeply insulted by Netanyahu’s speaking out loud of the fear Israeli’s feel regarding Iran obtaining a Nuclear Weapon that she nearly broke into tears. (As a note, her face would literally have to break for there to be tears coming from it.)

Mrs. Pelosi stated that she was offended by Bibi’s “condescension” as it pertained to what she determined was his belief American Leftists didn’t comprehend the danger posed to Israel by Those Who Must Not be Named should they acquire even a single Nuclear Weapon.

Apparently lost upon Mrs. Pelosi is President Obama’s current policy of allowing Iran to develop Nuclear Weapons. Also missing her completely is the Administrations desire to talk about the dangers of such weapons while Iran’s development of them continues unabated.

There you have it…

How dare the Leader of the country who is surrounded by those whose National Charters demand its inhabitants be ‘marched into the sea’… or better yet, be ‘completely annihilated’… voice concern over the Chamberlainesque foreign policy being practiced by President Obama designed to kick the atomic can down the road so someone else can be blamed for Nuclear War in the Middle East. (We’ve already seen how effective this approach has been with North Korea.)

Meanwhile in the House…

John Boehner actually breaks into tears trying to convince anyone who still believes a word he says that he really wanted to de-fund the Illegal Amnesty program being operated out of DHS.  (This guy has to go… seriously… he’s got to be ousted.)

Now I’m going to cry over a bottle of Scotch.

What!?

“U.S is now less popular in the region than at the end of the George W. Bush administration.” – USA Today 032113

Huh!?

I thought the election of Barack Obama was going to immediately turn a Middle East frown upside down…

In fact, I distinctly remember being told by people such as Micheal Moore and other bastions of brilliance that simply electing “the smartest person to ever run for President” our image in the Middle East would instantly be made entirely of Sunshine and Lollipops.

This was true of Clinton too… funny that the people who spout this kind of stupidity are never held accountable for their ridiculous assertions when it turns out to be hogwash.

Barack and Bill share a similar footnote in history.

I also have a good enough memory to recall that never has there been such a promise associated with a Republican or Independent candidate…

So why are those who embrace truth… or reality… or whatever you want to call the world as we actually know it… never given the credit they are due?

Those who are real, who grasp reality as it is, not as they wish it to be, never seem to receive accolades for their efforts to remain in the realm of facts?  The solutions they offer are always described by those living in Dreamland as “mean-spirited” and “cruel”.  Wishful thinking passes for logic.  Platitudes for meaning.

Yet those who spout nonsense and offer up completely unqualified, often fanciful, assessments of what the future will be if we just follow them are acclaimed as positive, and progressive, in their thinking… yet they are repeatedly, demonstrably and historically wrong.  So wrong in fact, that people often die…

And when it is beyond denial that they were wrong… when there can be no debate regarding the repeated error of their thinking…

Nothing.

No “review” of the statements made promoting their fouled “thought process”. No rebuke from the ever “watchful” media. No admonition from the populace that believes itself to be “informed” and “educated”…

Upon the rare occurrence that we hear anything it is most often a revision of history crafted to better accommodate their failings.

It’s time for truth, and reality to make an appearance in our government and the population should demand it.

Everything from “We don’t have a spending problem” to “Obama has a higher IQ than anyone who has ever sought the Presidency” does nothing but delude an already poorly informed electorate.

It’s enough to make you want to drink… more than normal… for me.

(Originally Posted 032213)

The above applies to the Global Warming ‘we’re all going to die by the year 2000’ crowd too… right Al?  How about those Ice Caps?  Exponentially growing Polar Bear Population?  Mass starvation due to Overpopulation?  Rising Sea levels consuming San Francisco by last year?  You people should be wearing sandwich boards in time square…

Please Impeach Me.

Or at the very least, please try… PLEASE!

My Fellow American’s,

Painting my enemies Racist is the only way I’ll be able to help turn out the vote for my Fellow Democrat Socialists across the country during the Mid-Term Elections.

So… What more do I need to do?

I’m making up Law as I go…

I’ve perpetuated the collapse of the Economy…

I’ve devalued your Dollar…

I’ve Doubled the National Debt…

I tapped the Phones and E-mail accounts of over 100 Reporters…

I Destroyed the legal concept of Property Rights…

I handed Billions of your Dollars to Solar Energy Companies I knew would Fail because they were my friends and donors…

Every Country who Hated us before still Hates us and I’ve even added a few…

I tried to start a War with Syria…

I’m refusing to fire people who sent the Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels and Left one of my Ambassador’s to Die in Benghazi…

I’m putting the most heinous Progressive Liberal’s I can find in every position of power I can Find…

I let North Korea go Nuclear…

I’m going to do the same thing for Iran because it’s only Fair…

My Department of Homeland Security is militarizing for no apparent reason…

I’ve invited every Socialist world over to come hang out with me in the White House…

I’ve spent enormous amounts of Taxpayer dollars on my Travels to Hawaii and beyond…

I’ve thrown extravagant parties hosting only the biggest in Hollywood Glitterati, at your expense…

I Golf more than George Bush…

My TSA is feeling up your daughter… and your mother…

I’m still using the IRS to target those who show any opposition to me or my policies…

I’ve assassinated American Citizens overseas with Drones…

I’ve made sure the Attorney General doesn’t enforce laws I don’t like…

I’ve Destroyed what was once the greatest Health Care System on the planet…

I Single handedly changed the definition of Transparency to mean Opaque…

I’ve kept Gitmo open for business…

I still do tons of business with Haliburton…

My National Security Agency is collecting every bit of your information… and keeping it just in case…

We’re still in Afghanistan…

I’ve handed Iraq back to Al Qaeda because their calling themselves something different…

I’ve sent the word out to Future Democrat Voters… sorry… the Innocent Children of Latin America that Our borders are wide open and come on in… no paperwork necessary…

I traded Five of the Deadliest Taliban Leaders on the Face of the Planet for a Deserter…

I ordered the VA to hide all the bad stories you’ve heard for years so I could Punish the rest of the American Public with Socialized Medicine.

Of all people I put John Kerry in charge of the State Department… John Kerry!

I’ve thrown open the borders so hundreds of thousands of people could come into the United States and live off your dime with the expectation they will get to vote as Democrats.

Hell, I even sent the gifted bust of Winston Churchill back to the British!  They tried to tell me it was okay and I could keep it, but I insisted!

For God’s sake, I Gave the Queen of England a complete catalogue of My speeches…

What more do I have to do to you people!?

I can’t have any more Libertarian, Constitutional Originalist, Types taking control of the House AND the Senate!

Seriously, help a Leftist out.  I’m running out of time!  Pull your heads out and start Impeachment Proceedings!  Now!

Please!

Sincerely,

BO

 

(Originally posted 021114)

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President Obama Struck by Iraq

I’ve long held that the Iraq War was about three things.

1. Oil

2. Containing Iran

3. Saddam Hussein’s Declaration he had and was going to use Weapons of Mass Destruction

Right or Wrong, that’s how I saw it.

The U.S. public has been deluged by criticism from the Left, and their Media, regarding the Iraq War, claiming no Weapons of Mass Destruction were ever found. This relentless onslaught was never subdued by the fact that Saddam had used these Weapons in the War with Iran and on his on citizens. It was also never tempered by the fact that the Intelligence for Saddam’s intent was International.  (Backed up by no less than 5 International Intelligence Services… and supported by every office holder in Congress except the only Honest Socialist Bernie Sanders.)

Now we are about to see what would have happened had the United States not gone into Iraq.

1. Energy Prices – will they Sky Rocket? (‘necessarily’ as our President has put it.)

2. Will Iran make a run westward? (Yesterday’s reports indicate they are on the move.)

3. Will a Caliphate be established that has Nuclear Capabilities and has shown its innate Hostility to the West compounded by its wish to use whatever means available to it to conduct overt War on The West… The Infidels?

Things are moving fast now.

Nature abhors a vacuum. And it tends to fill it quickly with whatever it can. The United States has created the fertile ground for Theocratic Statism. We have set the stage for Socialism with God at the Top instead of the State to rush in with all it’s Malevolence.

We will be witness to the Mass Oppression, Destruction and Death which always accompany such unchecked, Elitist Ideology.

And… it will be our fault, because we allowed those who hold similar ideas take the reins of power here in the United States.

The excuses from the ‘gentler’ Statists in control of the United States will be Loud and Repeated Often…

“Did you expect us to be there forever?  We must respect their sovereignty, religious and social norms.”  (We’re still in Germany… and Japan.)

“Our Presence serves only to inspire more Terrorists to become… well… Terrorists.”

“You cannot help those who are not willing to help themselves.”

On the Last one I agree.  But forcing our help onto others was never included in my list of reasons to be there. I looked at it only as added value for them if they wanted it… it was not the mission.

Because any Mission of Forced ‘Charity’ will always fail as it has Always Failed… at home and abroad.

It appears we are Now simply making sure our investment in Blood and Treasure… Mothers and Fathers… Sons and Daughters… Disfigurement and Pain… is for Nothing.

Nothing.

All because we refused to be Honest about why we went to Iraq.  All because we were afraid it would sound ‘mean spirited’ and ‘heartless’ to those on the Left.

All because of Politics.

We have now allowed our homegrown Socialists to Engineer and Oversee yet another Triumph Forsaken.

And we’ve allowed them to once again blame it on the rest of us.

Because it is our fault.

At what point do the rest of us stop caring about what those on the Progressive Socialist Left think?

The Next Golda Meir?

From Eleanor Roosevelt to Golda?

Why does Mrs. Clinton always channel her inner Someone Else?  Because She must.

Aside from being a Devout Socialist, Hillary shares nothing with the other two… as much as she would like to think she does.

Hillary has no concept of the hardships both of the Other Women endured.  She has not had to face the trials, tribulations and overall difficulties the others experienced provided by their relationships and geopolitical periods in history.

Could it be that she is convincing herself she has… and is?

It seems to me Hillary has measured herself and found herself wanting.

She appears to realize what She “is” is simply not enough.  (Or may be it depends on what the meaning of “is” is…)

This would explain the references to Eleanor, the appearance of Golda and the Carny persona when in front of a crowd.

She desperately wants to rub off even a bit of the stature of these Icons for her own use.  But that’s never how it works.  You earn stature… you don’t steal it.  She’s not the first to try.

Years of Observation have demonstrated, The Clintons have never been good at being themselves… because being themselves requires a level of honesty absent of the couple.

Directly stated, Hillary is an Empty Pantsuit in comparison to the other Women.

The only question We have left to ask is:

Are We Ready for More of the Same?