Category Archives: sports

Racist White Yogurt Company

… Refuses to do Business with Black NFL Quarterback!

In what can only be considered a Racist Action by a bigoted dairy company, Dannon Yogurt has cut ties with Cam Newton, the famous African-American Quarterback for the Carolina Panthers. For most of you who don’t know, The Carolina Panthers are an American Football Team who are part of The National Football League. The National Football League was a sports league that enjoy prominence in The United States prior to it’s players disrespecting Law Enforcement Officers Nationwide and subsequently achieved irrelevance beginning in the 2016 season extending into the 2017 season.

Given it is common knowledge that Dairy Products are Racist, it should come as no surprise such behavior is being displayed by Dannon who produces various White Dairy Products.

Link here for full story.

Update:  It is rumored that Dannon has made entreaties to Tom Brady, the famous White Quarterback of the New Jersey Patriots.  Our sources indicate that Brady was approached by Dannon to endorse their Activia product because of his incredibly crappy performance this year.  We have not received comment from Brady or the Patriots.

Update:  It has been confirmed that Tom Brady is being approached by Dannon.  Our sources indicate that Mr. Brady has been asked to sponsor Activia and part of the agreement is he Squat on the sideline during The National Anthem.  We understand that both parties are reportedly “Very close to a Deal.”

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In Search of a Way to Show Unity During The National Anthem

What Should We Do?

I have a suggestion…

I recommend we Stand, Remove our Hats, Face the Flag, Place our Hands over our Hearts and Sing the Star Spangled Banner… while thinking about the Greatest, and Only, Country to Protect Individual Freedom and Liberty as well as all of those amazingly diverse Individuals who have died to defend it.

Thoughts?

The only reason I’m making such a Radical suggestion is because amazingly there is a debate and I’m here to help.

I do not think that Kneeling first then Standing while Locking Arms is a good idea.  (I have a HUGE Issue with Humans in Chains.)

I also don’t think sticking your Right Foot in and Sticking your Right Foot out then Shaking it all about is a good idea either.  (Leave that to the Ass Hats in D.C.)

I would say “No” to One Armed Hand Stands or any attempt at carefully organized cross handshakes while staring skyward.  (It’s really a bit selfish, the first I’m not capable of and the second makes me dizzy.)

And, finally, I’m strongly against a Stadium Wide Wave while screaming “I Hate Pigs”…

…Which is What This is Really All About.

I just wanted to go on the record since it seems the NFL can’t seem to figure out what they should do.

Ahem…

Dear NFL, please consider the above suggestion as ‘free of charge’.

You’re Welcome,

Mike


Seriously?

“The Washington Bravehearts” could be under consideration for the Currently referred to Washington Redskins’ change of name being demanded by those in D.C. desperately trying to distract from the Epic Fail of Obama Care… Domestic Spying… IRS Targeting… State condoned Diplomatic Assassination’s in Benghazi… etc… etc…

Well… William Wallace would be proud.

How about “The Washington Buffalo Killers” or “The Washington Salmon Smokers“?

While I personally would like to offer up “The Washington Extortionists“…
I’m not so sure, drawing on my Cherokee Heritage, there needs to be a name change.

Unless, of course, this is a story designed to drive current Redskin’s apparel sales.