Nancy Pelosi Stretches the Truth

Nancy Pelosi has a Habit.

It Looks like an Addiction.

It Might be an Illness.

She Stretches the Truth…

Minority Leader Pelosi is following up some of her Greatest Hits such as “I’m a Good Catholic” and “We Have to Pass the Bill in order to See What’s in it.”.

Ms. Pelosi skipped Mass and visited Candy Crowley Sunday Morning to make sure we all Realize what a terrific Success Obama Care… Sorry… (“There’s no such thing as Obama Care!!!”) the Affordable Care Act is.

Against all Evidence, it is clear to Liberals that the Government Control of the Health Care Industry is a Winner!

According to Every Democrat not currently in jeopardy of losing their elected office, The ACA is the Greatest piece of Legislation produced in our Lifetime.

Really… it’s just That Great!

So let’s review:

5 Million Individuals have been kicked off of their Insurance Plans so far.  (If you like your Plan you can Keep it.  The Republicans are Lying.)

6 Million People have “enrolled” in Obama Care.  (7.1 Million if you include those enrollments the Government has taken the Liberty to initiate on your behalf.  Your Welcome.)

15-20% Have not paid the first months fee.  (But this is according to Blue Cross/Blue Shield.  And we all know they Hate People.)

Obama Care will Lower your Decductable by $2500 a year.  (Whoops.)

We are beginning to see Testimonials from those who have lost their Doctors. (If you like your Doctor you can Keep your Doctor.  The Republicans are Lying.)

We are beginning to see Testimonials from those with Pre-existing conditions Who can no longer find Care.  (Pre-existing Conditions was a prominent justification for the Destruction of the Free-Market Health Care System and the subsequent Government Control.  The Republicans told you this would happen… but They’re Liars.)

Young Healthy people are not interested in subsidizing my poor Eating and Drinking habits… let alone my Heroin addiction.  So They’re not signing up.  And Those dumb enough to actually get as far as “enrolling” are not paying for it.  Somehow they thought it was supposed to be “Free”.  (Damned Kids, Who were They listening to?)

Obama Care is still the First Time in US History that the Federal Government is Forcing Citizens to Purchase something.  (We just need to modify the definition of Freedom… no problem.)

So, I guess if your only criteria for declaring something a Massive Success is how quickly the Government can Take it Over and dismantle any vestige of its previous existence, then Yes, Obama Care is a Terrific Achievement.

But if you’re Ms. Pelosi deep down you know the truth… so you resurrect Old Demons.

Everything that is Bad, such as the Current Economy and the CIA 10 years ago but not now, is George Bush and Dick Cheney’s fault.   Oh.. and Paul Ryan is an Ideological Radical.  (I wish.)

Candy Seems to agree.

From the video:

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in politics move into the CAA and

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a report that we are still awaiting but may get soon

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I about %uh the CIA is what we are told the CIA’s

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misrepresentation what was actually going on with the so-called enhanced

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interrogation techniques that torture I it would depending on the it was

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describing it

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you have blame that on the highest levels at the CIA

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that misrepresentation but certainly is well is that

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I mean I do believe that it during the bush-cheney administration

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on the Vice President Cheney set a tone

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an attitude for the CIA many people in the CIA or so patriotic they

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they protect our country in a way to avoid conflict in

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and and a violent violence et cetera but

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it’d the attitude that was there

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was very on I think came from dick cheney

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that’s when I believe and if that happened it could be proven

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n is in fact beaten came from the vice president’s office

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is Aaron net result is that or is that just here’s a reply I think he’s batted

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I think he’s found it I is found in so it was it’s been a an interesting week

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we had the seven million we had the and nitrogen decision as you mention the CIA

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report but we also had republican budget which came out

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and I call it then ideological manifesto

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up the other reports it is

(I left in the transcript error’s as they don’t detract from the message and… I enjoy them.)

Yes Nancy… Dick Cheney was the one Waterboarding Terrorist A-Holes.  He personally did it.  And Bush watched behind the glass.  And Paul Ryan is a Horrible person who wishes to Destroy our beautiful Government.  And His new Budget is Terrorism.  You forgot to mention Halliburton in that minute and a half.  But I’m sure Candy will give you an opportunity to make up for it later.

 (040714 …reposted just for fun…)

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Or at the very least, please try… PLEASE!

My Fellow American’s,

Painting my enemies Racist is the only way I’ll be able to help turn out the vote for my Fellow Democrat Socialists across the country during the Mid-Term Elections.

So… What more do I need to do?

I’m making up Law as I go…

I’ve perpetuated the collapse of the Economy…

I’ve devalued your Dollar…

I’ve Doubled the National Debt…

I tapped the Phones and E-mail accounts of over 100 Reporters…

I Destroyed the legal concept of Property Rights…

I handed Billions of your Dollars to Solar Energy Companies I knew would Fail because they were my friends and donors…

Every Country who Hated us before still Hates us and I’ve even added a few…

I tried to start a War with Syria…

I’m refusing to fire people who sent the Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels and Left one of my Ambassador’s to Die in Benghazi…

I’m putting the most heinous Progressive Liberal’s I can find in every position of power I can Find…

I let North Korea go Nuclear…

I’m going to do the same thing for Iran because it’s only Fair…

My Department of Homeland Security is militarizing for no apparent reason…

I’ve invited every Socialist world over to come hang out with me in the White House…

I’ve spent enormous amounts of Taxpayer dollars on my Travels to Hawaii and beyond…

I’ve thrown extravagant parties hosting only the biggest in Hollywood Glitterati, at your expense…

I Golf more than George Bush…

My TSA is feeling up your daughter… and your mother…

I’m still using the IRS to target those who show any opposition to me or my policies…

I’ve assassinated American Citizens overseas with Drones…

I’ve made sure the Attorney General doesn’t enforce laws I don’t like…

I’ve Destroyed what was once the greatest Health Care System on the planet…

I Single handedly changed the definition of Transparency to mean Opaque…

I’ve kept Gitmo open for business…

I still do tons of business with Haliburton…

My National Security Agency is collecting every bit of your information… and keeping it just in case…

We’re still in Afghanistan…

I’ve handed Iraq back to Al Qaeda because their calling themselves something different…

I’ve sent the word out to Future Democrat Voters… sorry… the Innocent Children of Latin America that Our borders are wide open and come on in… no paperwork necessary…

I traded Five of the Deadliest Taliban Leaders on the Face of the Planet for a Deserter…

I ordered the VA to hide all the bad stories you’ve heard for years so I could Punish the rest of the American Public with Socialized Medicine.

Of all people I put John Kerry in charge of the State Department… John Kerry!

I’ve thrown open the borders so hundreds of thousands of people could come into the United States and live off your dime with the expectation they will get to vote as Democrats.

Hell, I even sent the gifted bust of Winston Churchill back to the British!  They tried to tell me it was okay and I could keep it, but I insisted!

For God’s sake, I Gave the Queen of England a complete catalogue of My speeches…

What more do I have to do to you people!?

I can’t have any more Libertarian, Constitutional Originalist, Types taking control of the House AND the Senate!

Seriously, help a Leftist out.  I’m running out of time!  Pull your heads out and start Impeachment Proceedings!  Now!

Please!

Sincerely,

BO

 

(Originally posted 021114)