I already know how to play the harmonica.
An oldie but goodie.
Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord of the manor takes some of the milk and all of the cream.
Socialism: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. The government takes one of your cows and gives it to your neighbor. You’re both forced to join a cooperative where you have to teach your neighbor how to take care of his cow.
Anarchy: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price, or your neighbors will kill you and take your cows.
Communism: You have two cows. The government seizes both and promises you a share of the milk. You wait for your share, but the line is so long that the milk is spoiled by the time you get it.
Military Dictatorship: You…
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