Why haven’t I been to Japan?

Package promises three “butthole balls” in each box! One of the things that makes curry great is how versatile it is. Really, you can use just about anything you have on hand as toppings. Carrots, potatoes, and onions are the standard in Japan, but strips of stewed beef, pork cutlets, chunks of chicken, and even tuna…

via Fukusaki Anal Orb Instant Curry intrigues, terrifies Japan, as does town’s horrific mascot — RocketNews24