This morning at 5am, I sat down at the breakfast table with my Bloody Mary (I was out of Tomato Juice…) and it occurred to me there is a funny thing about Liberals. They “love” liberty… as long as it doesn’t get in their way.
Here’s what I mean… Liberals cherish your right to smoke marijuana. I mean CHERISH this right. But why this “right” and not so many others?
We know they only like free speech as long as they agree with it, and they Hate your right to own a gun…But not theirs of course, because They’re Smarter than You. They love your right to vote… as long as you don’t have to prove who you are and you can do it over and over again during the same election. Etc. Etc.
So… They seem to love your rights as long as they don’t get in the way of the Socialist Utopia they dream about.
Once you understand it’s really about Progressive Socialism, then it makes sense they would rather have you believe they’re on the side of the “free” because they champion your God-given right to smoke pot!
Do you or someone you know have a younger brother or sister who is “ADHD”? Did you notice how much easier they were to “manage” after they had taken their Ritalin? Or how much “nicer” your Significant Other was when they had taken their Xanax? How I’m almost tolerable after you’ve had a couple of beers? Well…
How do you stop an entire generation from learning your actually Ridiculous?
It’s frustrating because once most of us graduate from our early twenties and take on the responsibilities life thrusts upon us we start waking up. Abby Hoffman said it best; “don’t trust anybody over thirty”. He had good reason to beg his following to be suspicious of grownups. Abby realized that getting older can be the Antidote for Useful Idiocy.
So back to ‘how do you get them to stop figuring it out and keep them Useful?’ Toke up! Simple.
As long as they are Stoned, the Useful Idiots remain useful well into their thirties and beyond as they were too busy bowl burning to develop skills necessary to take care of themselves. Being stoned all the time keeps them in a permanent state of childhood dependency. Brilliant! They stop moving out of their parents houses… they play video games all day in the basement… they don’t learn how to socialize with the opposite sex unless that sex is on a computer screen… they can’t hold a job because their boss doesn’t “get” them… even the Government now says you’re a child until your 26th birthday… HOLY CRAP! IT’S TOO LATE!
So it’s over. We might as well give up.
Or, we need to demand ALL of our Individual Rights, everyday… with no exceptions… if that includes smoking pot, fine… but no picking and choosing by the Left.
It should be an all or none kinda thing, don’t you think?
Anybody got a Match?