Nobody reacting to your Mao book bag?
Is Che just not cutting it?
Your friends think your new Stalin poster is simply a nice Living Room Decoration?
The Hammer and Sickle becoming just too mainstream?
Pol Pot sound like something on the Menu?
Lenin always gets confused with a Beatle?
You’ve tried wearing clothes with pictures of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer but didn’t get so much as a raised eyebrow?
Have No Fear!
Don’t lose your drive to advertise the profound limitations of your intellectual maturity!
Run! Don’t Walk to your closest, totally unique, you’re way different and enlightened, online clothing retailer for…
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Just when you thought you’d never find the coolest new trend in Socialist college wear.
Just when you couldn’t figure out how to tell everyone you believe in the Statist Elites and their designs for everyone but you,
Just when you lost all hope in getting attention for your support of Liberal Fascists, Socialists and Communists comes…
the Progressive Theocrats!
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Guaranteed to make your stupid professors shake their heads!
Guaranteed to make your super smart friends green with envy!
Don’t lose your head!
We Have What you Need!
Whether you like it or not.
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Be the first on your block to support stuff you no nothing about you Ignorant Infidel!
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