Where in the World is Bill Clinton?

If you haven’t yet viewed the interview of Bill Clinton on the Today Show… you must.

I’ll Wait…

Ready?

OK. First, Who was THAT Guy? It certainly wasn’t the Bill Clinton we all grew up to Know and Suspect.

Obviously this was some imposter brought in by The Clintons to throw us all off the track.

Between the appearance of a cadaver and all the bug eyed ‘Hems’ and ‘Haws’ there can be no doubt THIS was Not Bill Clinton.

So bad was this interview you might think it was the first time he had heard about the assertions emanating from the “Clinton Cash” book regarding his, and his wife’s, perpetually shady personal wealth accumulation. It even arrives at a moment when you could expect him to break into a loud “WHAAaaAAaAaaaaaaaaat?!”
This version of Bill Clinton was clearly unprepared for the very interview set up so He could knock it out of the park.

As much as I enjoy Bill stumbling around a bunch of softballs questions which were certainly pre-screened before the interview, it was genuinely painful to watch.

This is very different from the polished, prepared, statements we expect from the Clintons.
So what does this mean?
It means this book has them seriously concerned. More so than I would have expected. To understand what I’m saying you have to remember, these were the people who illegally accessed 400 FBI files on members of Congress… They were the people who purposely destroyed the lives and livelihoods of a number of women all because Bill had, or tried to have, sex with them… often without their approval.
These are the people who go to funerals and laugh their heads off until the moment they spy a camera and suddenly become sullen and consumed with grief.
These are the people who would debate on the meaning of “is” and the definition of “sex”.
They steal furniture from the White House… their staff ripped all the “W” keys off of the White House computer keyboards before the Bush staffers have to take over…  they rented out the Lincoln Bedroom.
These are the people whose friends praised them because they were such good liars.

I must say I’m surprised.

What I just sat through was far from the caliber of work I expect from a Clinton.

So now I’m fully anticipating a statement from the Clinton Camp that “Bill was body-snatched by aliens…” because that could be the only explanation for such a train wreck.

I hadn’t planned on reading Schweizer’s book as I already know these people are the worst of the worst… and I don’t need more examples or evidence.

But now I have to.

And here’s a question… Is ‘Tax Avoidance’ now Cool since Romney’s not running?

Hmmmmmm?

Are You Ready?

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The Zombies

The Zombies is the name I offer up to the US Military for their newest squadron of Autonomous, Soulless Killers.  (It would make a great patch for the pilots… oh right…no pilots.)

Don’t make the mistake of thinking the below linked story of the Military’s exploration of pilotless fighter aircraft is groundbreaking. The research for such a vehicle has gone on for years. The primary problem has been computing power in relation to miniaturization. Well… we moved through that limiting obstacle several years ago.

And here we are today. So secure we have aircraft that work, we announce it to the world.

Here is the story appearing in ‘The Week’.

A Laser armed drone that can kill enemy fighters.

Normally one would assume no need to point out the obvious, but let me take the story line above and modify it a bit.

A Drone Fighter Plane that can kill Fighter Planes… without Human Permission.

For all of you in my tin foil hat club you already get it.  For the rest of you who consider yourself more reasoned and rational, what I’m implying here is that a machine which can kill things without a human being involved, has unlimited mobility with hundreds of miles of range and can travel at hundreds of miles per hour might possesses the ever so slight possibility of deciding something other than a desired target of human discretion is valid prey.  (An acquaintance of mine just said something humorous to me in his comment section.   He said why say something in 10 words when you can use 100.  Indeed.)

In other words, you feed this thing and it Will Bite You.

So, of course…

The next logical step is to teach it how to refuel, repair and replicate itself.

I mean Why not?  Right?

But don’t worry!  We’re working on it!

Refueling?  Check!

Repair?  Check!

Replicate?  Check!

Now all we need is the finishing touches on Artificial Intelligence… because we just can’t seem to get that part down…

Never mind.  Check!

The Future is Bright.

And, it’s Here.

Cool…?

Actress Attempts to Assassinate the President!

…And Liberal Mayor Michael Bloomberg. – According to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Long time Obama Supporter, Shannon Rogers-Guess-Richardson, attempted to kill President Obama and his Mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg.

It is suspected she was attempting to frame her Husband, a Veteran and 2nd Amendment supporter.

The Democrat Actress has stated openly her desire to seek divorce from her third husband.  According to her son, the Actress had become extremely careful not to consume food that was not “directly from the store to her hand”.  Not an unreasonable precaution considering ricin was being produced in the home’s kitchen.