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Tickle Me Biden

I was unaware that the fiscal collapse of this country… specifically MediCare, Social Security, the individual U.S Citizen was so hilarious.
Apparently I have no sense of humor.

After this evenings debate it has become clear to me that this Administration sees the primary issues, spending and appeasement, as jokes.

Given the position this country is in, I find very little to laugh about.  Unlike Old Joe.

The exchange on Iran was interesting. assuming a position of power was called “going to war” by Joe, and obviously very funny. This is not a new argument for the Left.

But, according to Joe, doing effectively nothing to stop Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon is “doing something” and would not lead to war… even though the Iranian Regime has said this is exactly what will occur once they have it.

Finally, We have 47% of the country that pays no Federal Income Tax… This is True. Period. The fact that there is any percentage of American’s that pay no Federal Income Taxes should be insulting to everyone… for myriad reasons.  But not to Joe… no insult there, just more laughing.

Abortion is a non-issue when viewed in comparison to the fiscal crisis we are all facing today.  Having to square his Catholicism with his Pro-Choice stance was the only time I saw Joe stay sober for any length of time.  May be his batteries were dying.

Yes… this is all very funny.

Teeheeeheeeeeeeee Tehee…. Man!


Is Ryan the Dope, or the Rope?

Earlier today Joe Biden, when talking to reporters about the upcoming debate tonight, was heard to ask “have you ever seen my Rope a Dope?” Not allowing for a follow-up question of “Huh?” Biden gingerly walked away.

I sense a bit of nervousness. So let me offer some debate tips for Old Joe…

1. Don’t say anything stupid.
2. Refer to #1.

If it starts to go South… Plan B.

1. Silence.  (It might be uncomfortable but the moderator will certainly move on. At some point.)

If Biden follows my debate advice everything should go smoothly.

But for the same reason I will occasionally stop on a NASCAR race and watch with feigned interest, I hope it does not go smoothly. In fact, I hope once it starts the downward spiral it gets rougher and rougher until the moderator has to help… as we watched in the first Obama/Romney debate.

I have expressed my opinion about the Power of Vice Presidents in the past. No need to revisit that. So clearly I’m not ready, or even care to see, a substantive discussion of issues they will have zero influence on if their guy is elected. That leaves only one outcome that warrants inclusion in the news cycle.  Something ridiculous exploding out of Biden’s filterless speaking appendage.

In the end, I don’t think Ryan is the Dope or the Rope…  I believe Biden will bring both items for his own personal use.

All Ryan has to do is be pleasant and get out-of-the-way.  If he see’s an opportunity he can toss a log on the fire just to keep us drinking…

This should be fun.

 


The Upcoming 2012 VP Debate… Man…

I have to admit… I’m actually EXCITED for the Vice Presidential Debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan.

Here’s what I would love to see happen…

Ryan, during his opening statement, concedes all of his alloted time to Joe Biden.

Just let Old Joe go for an hour and a half unscripted. It would be fantastic. Ryan could just stand back and watch… take some notes… try to keep from doing any “spit takes”… just his facial expressions would be worth the split screen.

Ryan would still win the debate….  brilliant.

OK, that won’t happen. But it’s enough to know that Biden will have at least 45 minutes to say the things Old Joe says.  I’ll have to settle for that.  I imagine Ryan using words with meaning, facts, figures, numbers etc. will give some contrast to Joe… it might even make Joe funnier, if that’s possible. Hopefully it won’t throw Joe off of his game.  My expectations are great.

I will also look forward to  Biden expanding on his, and the Presidents, exciting  new plan to raise taxes.  And… if I’m lucky, he’ll throw in a couple “listen man!” quotes.

Some come Thursday…

The drinking game will revolve around Biden saying something that makes sense.  Should be a hilarious, but sober evening.

Stay tuned.