Keeping Hillary Alive…

The War Room has met… and a Strategy has been crafted.

Beginning last night with Hillary ‘Phoning It In” on Anderson Cooper 360, “this is CNN”, an all out effort was initiated to re-position Hillary’s Health Issues as a matter of Privacy.

LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!

“IT’S JUST PRIVACY!”

Of course, this is a poorly thought out re-hash of “It’s Just Sex!”

The “When you drag a hundred-dollar bill… through a 9/11 memorial service you never know what you’ll find?”  Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.  But I digress.

Here’s how they look at it, they just need seven more weeks. Clinton was able to hold Monica down for almost 2-years. Seven weeks should be easy…

So all her lying about everything… has not been lying, it’s been a sickness.  (While I agree, they will be employing a more physical definition than mine.)

All the lying about her being sick… is only because she covets her Privacy, just as every American does, and she, along with her staff, has just been trying to protect that Sacred Privacy.  It’s CPR at this point.

Here’s what they hope will happen;

Anyone questioning Hillary in any way, Hates Privacy… and Hates Sick People.  You’re Deplorable.  Hater!

I give this about a 4-day life span.

Remember, Hillary doesn’t have fawning fan girls, aside from certain CNN hosts, willing to give her a Lewinsky in admiration of how well she lies for no apparent reason.  Only Bill does… well… did… a couple of decades ago…

(For the record Yes, I know Bill’s admiring fan, ‘Journalist’ Nina Burleigh, wanted to give him a Lewinsky for promising to keep Abortion completely unfettered by any value of life argument.  But since this latest ‘Keep Hillary Alive’ strategy is a mash-up cover of old standards, I think it works.)

If you like to smile… look for the re-positioning attempts by the Liberal talking heads to bring Privacy into the discussion at every turn.

Try making it a drinking game… News can be fun.

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A Man with a Plan…

Hoping to begin a second term President Obama has come up with a Plan!

The Des Moines Register has leaked the carefully crafted strategy to the world.

His schematic to save the country from Fiscal Collapse, that he has repeatedly declared he had no part in… is…

1. Raise Taxes (This has been rephrased as “repealing the Bush Tax Cuts” to remove the bitter taste to the few on the Democratic side of things who retain a modicum of mental capacity, and to mask all meaning for the rest of the Democrat base.  The other benefit of raising taxes is less money in your pocket and higher prices everywhere.  I suddenly feel like getting a Obama shirt…)

2. Allow “Sequestration” to Occur. (This was the plan designed to force congress to hold hands and exchange the big, wet, sloppy kisses “Independents” always cry for whenever they see a camera. Whoops… instead this will cut the Military. While I fully support a heavy thinning of duplicate programs within our Armed Forces, a Trillion Dollars seems a bit extreme. In addition, having 100,000 soldiers come home all at once with no new employment opportunities due to a brand new crushing tax burden preventing those ambitious enough to desire starting a business to balk at the endeavor just doesn’t look to me to be a terrific idea. But what do I know…  I mean aside from basic economics, what do I know…)

3. Preserve critical spending like that associated with Shrimp on Treadmills, and the ever-growing investment successes in Green Energy.  Thank God!

The Obvious brilliance associated with this Plan, or maybe the existence of one by the President, has earned him the Endorsement of The Washington Post… again.

So, if you were unsure about who to vote for in the next 10 days this should make it easier.

When given the opportunity, who can pass up higher taxes, higher prices, higher unemployment and a Plan to make sure it all happens?

All I know is It wont be Fair until I get my Crappy Health Care…  and beer.  Lots and lots of beer.  If Obama wins, I’m going to need it.