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“Russia Lost 20 Million People…

During World War Two.” – This Statement Brought to you by the fine, Smarter then You, folks at NBC during their Winter Olympic Opening Ceremony Coverage 2014.

Holy Crap! Where Did They Go!?

(You might as well read this entire post as if I’m yelling…)

First:  The Russians didn’t lose anybody.  I Hate this… they were NOT LOST.  They were killed.  There is a Huge friggin’ difference.

Second:  The Russians at the time were calling themselves Soviets.  If you don’t know the difference please whip out your Googler… Seems too simple to be lost in translation.

Third:  The Soviets suffered War Casualties at the hands of the National Socialist Democratic Workers Party (NAZI’s) to the tune of 1.9 – 2.5 Million.  That is a very big number… outshined however by 20 MILLION.  For those of you playing at home… that’s a factor of 1010 x’s the other number.  10!

Inquiring minds, unlike those at NBC, might wonder what happened to the other 17.5 MILLION PEOPLE

The Soviets killed them.

The SOVIETS killed them.

The SOVIETS KILLED THEIR OWN PEOPLE.

Socialist on Socialist Violence does not stop at Nation States.  In fact, it is always far more prevelantly practiced once the Socialist Paradigm of Governing is solidified within a Nation.  Always.

“Why?”, you (except those of you at NBC apparently) might ask?

Because resistance to the State MUST BE DESTROYED.  Simple really.  The State is the top of the pyramid and governs down.  In contrast to what America used to be like where the People governed Up.  Very, very different.  Had The Russians embraced a Governing Theory placing the Individual before the group… in this specific example 17.5 MILLION PEOPLE WOULD HAVE LIVED!

I’m so appalled right now I can’t even address NBC’s declaration of Communism being a “PIVOTAL EXPERIMENT“… as far as I’m concerned it’s right up there with stating “Mengele’s “experiments were pivotal” in expanding the horizons of science.”” or “Jeffery Dahmer’s” PIVOTAL EXPERIMENTS took cooking to a Whole New Level…”

What makes it worse is the Elitists at NBC always had the option of keeping their Progressive Leftist Liberal Socialist Sympathizing pie holes shut.  They could have said NOTHING.

The only thing missing from this only slightly softer and gentler 1936 Olympic  reboot was the Internationale being belted out in Russian by a stadium full of standing “volunteers”.  Oh, and I thought the Hammer and Sickle was a nice touch…

Maybe the next time Germany has the Olympics they can proudly fly the Swastika and have NBC wonder what happened to 9 Million Jews who got lost


For the Two of You who Will be Watching the State of the Union Speech Tonight…

Here are the most Important Points you will not hear:

1. We made a Mistake attempting to Socialize the Finest Medical System in the World.  We must repeal it before it get’s any worse!
2. It’s Our Fault your Insurance Plan has been eliminated and to replace it with anything close will cost you 3-5 times more money.  Sorry about that.
3. Because of our Monetary Policy, and Soviet Style EPA regulations, Beef, Chicken, Pork, Eggs, Cheese and Milk prices have inflated to astronomical levels, but that’s OK because most of the Occupy Movement still have their parents buying their groceries. Oh, and hey, Rice is still pretty cheap… because we haven’t got that far yet.
4. The dollar you were barely able to save this year is now worth $.25 because we can never, never, never consider spending less so we just keep printing more money.
5. You’re Right.  We allowed that Diplomat and four special operators to die in Benghazi. But, At this point what difference does it make?  (This line should be delivered in a high-pitched screechy voice.)

6.  We do, in fact, conduct IRS audits on those of you who disagree with our Ideology.  So what?  You gonna to do somthin’ bout it?  That’s what I thought.

7.  The NSA will continue to collect as much data as possible on you even though you’ve never done anything wrong… because you just might.  Or we may want to go out with you.  Or refer to #6.

8.  Yes, it’s true, Barney Frank and Chris Dodd, with a little help from Bill Clinton, attempted to collapse our economy by forcing banks to lend money to people who could never pay it back.  It was so remarkably ignorant that we decided to allow Barney and Chris to write the bill to make things even worse.  Because that’s what we do up here.  Oh yeah, and my friend Barney just got a job as a contributor on CNBC!  I know!  It blew me away too!

9.  The DHS is exactly the Federally Controlled Domestic Armed Forces we were never supposed to have.  Ever.

10.  We have never read a single Bill… never.  In addition, we have no intention of doing so.  Frankly most elected officials couldn’t point out what a bill looks like let alone tell you what’s in one.  So stop being ridiculous.

11.  When I tell you “I had No Idea that something was going on.”, I mean it.  I Really have No Idea about what goes on up here.  Seriously.  I Learn everything I know from CNN.  If it wasn’t for those guys and Anthony Bourdain I wouldn’t know where half of the 57 States were even located.  That Bourdain Guy is Cool isn’t he?  And Orca’s are in trouble!  Who knew?

12.  Finally, before we say goodnight I want to share with you, the American People, something we talk about often up here on the Hill.  You have suspected it for decades and it’s time to reveal it to you tonight for the first time!  We, the elected officials and particularly every unelected Bureaucrat in Washington, do indeed believe you folks are too stupid to make decisions for yourself… but we know you’re not watching anyway.  So, Good Night and God Bless.

Oh wait, wait, wait… hold on…  Raise the Minimum WageWar on WomenImmigration! Anyone who opposes me Hates Minorities… and Homosexuals!  And don’t forget, most of you are Racists.

Sorry, Now you can switch back to Big Bang Theory.  Good Night.

(This would be the first time I would win my SOTU Drinking Game with the words I, Me and MY.)