Where in the World is Jenny McCarthy?

The Butcher and I have been exchanging some comments which led me to repost my letter to Jenny…

An Open Letter to Jenny McCarthy:  070914 11am

Dear Ms. McCarthy,

I have to confess that I’ve followed your work since the long ago days of burping on Live TV,  Playboy and Fart Jokes.  But I have paid particular attention to your efforts over the last decade to ‘protect’ children from inoculations which you have decided cause diseases such as, but not limited to, Autism, Asperger’s and Mental Retardation.  The energy you have put into your efforts cannot be described as anything less than remarkable.

Because of your success in convincing so many American parents to ‘save’ their children from inoculations I feel compelled to point something out.

As I type this letter hundreds of thousands of children who have arrived in the United States illegally are being inserted into our public school system all over the Nation.

Allow me to restate what I just tapped out;

Hundreds of Thousands of medically unscreened children, some who have already exhibited ailments ranging from Head Lice and Scabies to Measles and TB, are being absorbed into groups of un-inoculated children of parents who believe the things you decided were true.

For that matter, Ms. McCarthy, there may even be some of those same parents… and Teachers… who abide by your understanding and interpretation of medical science.

With that in mind it then becomes relevant that the CDC (Center for Disease Control) has seen it necessary to quietly install, and bolster existing, emergency response centers across the nation because of the influx of the aforementioned illegal, unscreened, sick children.

I was hoping to appeal to your sense of caring for others by asking you to create a Mailing Address which the above parents, teachers and soon to be infected children can send their thanks.  In addition I would hope you could find a vehicle, possibly those microphones and magazine pages you utilized to campaign for anti-inoculations, to let the public know where to send their letters of appreciation.

I have Complete Faith you will do the Right Thing.

Appropriate Regards, Mike

(Here they come…)

(Feds allow sick to stay)

(How Many will your School Get?  It’s a Secret.)

Originally posted 070914

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It’s Under Control…

Top White House officials on Friday worked to reassure the American public that the national response to Ebola is under control.…as Reported by The Hill.

Well Of Course.

Just like:

The Economy – By Gaming the Leading Indicators.

Unemployment – By make 1/3 of the American Population Disappear.

Al Qaeda – By Calling them Different Names.

Health Care – By telling us… well… Frankly I’m not sure How They’re getting away with it.

The Borders – By Simply not enforcing them.

Illegal Immigration – By not calling Their Act of breaking our Laws Illegal.

The Debt – By Ignoring it altogether.

So Sure… I have complete Faith They have Ebola under control.  Why would anyone doubt it?

All they need to do is refuse to implement travel restrictions on those from High Risk Countries while Gaming the number of infected by calling it different names.  Once it becomes a problem no one can deny, ignore it altogether while telling the American Public if they try to do anything about it on their own it will be illegal.  And finally when 1/3 of the American Population disappears for real because the plague has overwhelmed our newly handicapped Health Care System, call in Airstrikes.

Wow.

Now that I’ve typed it out loud, I think they just might have it under control.

Where did I put that bottle of Glendronach?