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Joe Biden is Shovel Ready

A little somethin’ caught my eye this morning on Twitchy.  (here)

Apparently, Joe Biden decided to haze President Trump regarding infrastructure.

(Holy Mouse Turds!)  Sorry… let me put it another way… I must admit I perk up a bit when I hear this phrase as I, among many of us, thought we spent ONE TRILLION DOLLARS on infrastructure projects during the 8-year Obama/Biden Administration. This, of course, leads me to the next logical question.  WHERE THE H*LL DID THAT MONEY GO?

But Joe insists that the infrastructure is Crumbling.

I insist that it is Joe that is crumbling… as well as stumbling and bumbling.

Maybe he’s just dipped into his son’s stash?

Anyway,

Take a trip with me down memory lane and regurgitate the ever so familiar Obama talking point “Shovel Ready Jobs”.  A quick Google search of “shovel ready jobs” yields 8,160,000 articles.

Many of us here already know that money was wasted, or simply used to replenish Union Coffers to then be sent back to Democrats via campaign donations.  That’s when we realized that Shovel Ready actually related more to the process of cleaning up after your dog.  But I digress.

Very, Very, Old Joe might need to Shut the Pfluck Up…

…as he is the only thing that’s Shovel Ready.

One might begin to think that the only reason he’s running for president is the act in itself appears to provide immunity from 3rd parties investigating past sins… (Who knew?!)

I’m sure that’s not the case.


We Have to Save our Aging Infrastructure!!!

There is NO TIME TO WASTE! Damn the Cost… Damn the Torpedoes…!  IF IT SAVES THE LIFE OF A SINGLE CHILD IT’S WORTH IT!

Ah, excuse me.. just a moment… I’m typing something here… can it wait?
What? We did what? Uh huh, right… right… So we did this already?
That’s impossible.  How can that be?  I haven’t heard this in the news…

Sorry folks. Please, just hold on for a second.

So… we already spent how much? Holy Sh*t! No way! But the roads and highways are crumbling right? And you’re telling me we already fixed them under Obama, but they’re not fixed? Where did all of our money go?! The Unions?! That can’t be true!

Just one more second guys, sorry.

You’re telling me we, the people, bought GM then propped up the Teachers Unions and Government Employees Unions with a Trillion Dollars of my money? Is that even legal?  What about the ROADS?! It’s worse? How can it be any worse? The money to maintain those things is always budgeted when they’re built? Seriously?  So what happened to all THAT MONEY?!  IS ANYONE GOING TO JAIL?!  ANYONE?!  NO!?  WTF!?

I should learn to shut my door before a tap out a post.  I need to get back to you folks.  I need a drink.  I need several drinks.

I apologize.
I’ll try again tomorrow… with another topic.