Huma Keeps a Firm Grip on Weiner

In what appears to be a move to maintain the Husband-Wife confidentiality Privilege, it could be interpreted to mean Legal Trouble on the horizon for Mr. and Mrs. Danger.

Stayed to see the next Installment of Humanthony.

 

An Aside… What Ever Happened to Brian Pagliano?

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Hannity is an Idiot!

(Update: Weiner was soundly defeated.)

Or is he?

For full disclosure, I’m not what one could consider a huge Hannity fan.

I don’t hate him, I don’t love him.

For me he’s the rice pilaf on the side of my opinion plate.  I might take a bite once in a while but most of the time I leave it untouched.

However, this morning Sean Hannity is receiving a hefty amount of grief after having Sydney Leathers on his show.

And it seems those most appalled feel he should have been extra mean to her. The lament goes like this: “How can a good Conservative have such a trollop on his show and be so nice?”

So Why would he do this?

Because giving Sydney Leathers a stage upon which to dance is…. Brilliant!

Simply having Ms. Leathers on air, visible and painfully vibrant, is exactly the antidote One needs for a Giant Weiner that won’t go away.

Sean does not have to condemn the 6’3″ Dick for anything… just let Ms. Leathers talk and the work is done.

Why is that all it takes?

Because the story is now one we are all familiar with due to having it shoved in our face, again, by the NYC Sext Maniac.

Being Nice to Sydney in a public forum kicks Carlos in his Cojones, repeatedly.

In the end, Miss Leathers has become a promotional manager for the Poster Child of “New Age Flasher’s” who would be mayor.

I bet Sean will continue doing New York a favor by having Sydney on several more times between now and the election, and being nice.  Assuming, of course, a new Sydney doesn’t present herself for all to see.

And don’t think for one second Hannity is the only one who knows how to handle Weiner….

Disney has a New Character!

Meet: Carlos Danger!

Carlos is a superhero who champions single mothers, and soon to be single mothers, and dancers, and Fox News Contributors.

His super power consists of being able to quickly move his thumbs and suddenly appear before unsuspecting citizens at the speed of light.

His superhero outfit is… well, he doesn’t have one.  Actually, if he has one we haven’t seen him in it.  Most of us are hoping he gets one.

He is very, very stealthy when it comes to concealing his true identity.  But only from those he’s married to, and New York voters.

His archenemies are the Fruit of the Loom guys.  They have been known to try to constrain him with their wares..

Look for Carlos Danger coming to a theater near you… and your family!

Just listen for the telltale Mariachi Klezmer and you’ll know he’s close…

Your kids will love him!  Whether you like it or not!

(I personally can’t wait for the action figure.)