Stayed to see the next Installment of Humanthony.
An Aside… What Ever Happened to Brian Pagliano?
Meet: Carlos Danger!
Carlos is a superhero who champions single mothers, and soon to be single mothers, and dancers, and Fox News Contributors.
His super power consists of being able to quickly move his thumbs and suddenly appear before unsuspecting citizens at the speed of light.
His superhero outfit is… well, he doesn’t have one. Actually, if he has one we haven’t seen him in it. Most of us are hoping he gets one.
He is very, very stealthy when it comes to concealing his true identity. But only from those he’s married to, and New York voters.
His archenemies are the Fruit of the Loom guys. They have been known to try to constrain him with their wares..
Look for Carlos Danger coming to a theater near you… and your family!
Just listen for the telltale Mariachi Klezmer and you’ll know he’s close…
Your kids will love him! Whether you like it or not!
(I personally can’t wait for the action figure.)