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#StopItYouGuys!

Iraq has deteriorated into a cesspool of Al Qaeda and Taliban. They are threatening to take over the entire country in addition to securing some of the latest US Military Equipment left to the completely stable Iraqi Government after our great victory there.

(While there are clear parallel’s to the Obama Administration Up-Arming of Mexican Drug Cartels… we do not believe it is the overt intention of the Obama Administration to also up-armor Al Qaeda and the Taliban. However, we reserve the right to change our mind should new information present itself.)

We cannot stand by and watch the fall of the extremely well-trained and genuinely dedicated Iraqi Security Forces.

So I am donating this hashtag which combined with some Super-Cute Selfies of State Department Spokespeople and Super-Pouty Selfies of Prominent Elected Officials Wives should do the trick.  (I considered #CutItOutYouGuys! but thought it would most likely be misinterpreted.)

#StopItYouGuys!

I didn’t know how to spell it in pushtu… do I need a special keyboard?  Font? Do you do it phonetically?  Can we get a couple of these guys on a State Department Cell Phone and find out?  Anyone?

 

It’s also worth noting that those representing the totally not radicalized Religion of Peace are busying themselves beheading many of the Muslim Iraqi’s they come across and tear through that country.  The Hashtag above should also put a stop to that.

They’ll feel the Force of the United States the same way Putin felt it in Ukraine!

They have no idea what they’re in for!


Unleash the Dogs of Diplomacy!

There is War in Ukraine and people are losing their Lives!
The United States has an Obligation to Confront the Death and Destruction being inflicted upon Innocents in the most severe way possible…

Flood the Russian Internet and Cell Phones with Selfies!

DO IT NOW!

Broadcast John Kerry Speeches all across the Russian Steppes!

NO HUMAN COULD ENDURE SUCH A HEINOUS SHOW OF FORCE!

Overwhelm the Russian Postal System with Sternly Worded Letters Stating the Obvious!

NO ADMINISTRATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN MORE CAPABLE OF SUCH AN ACTION!

Drop Leaflets all across the Baltic Region explaining what a success Obama Care really is!

IT CONFUSES US AND SHOULD DO THE SAME TO THEM!

Send in the Bureau of Land Management Commando’s!

ANYTHING TO SLOW THEM DOWN!

Throw a Beer Summit!

FINE… MAKE IT VODKA!

Use exclamation points at the end of every sentence!

DRAW LITTLE PEACE SIGNS OVER YOUR “i’s”!

Psaki should be good at that, let her handle it.

AND, NOTHING SAYS “I MEAN IT” LIKE AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

I beg you, the World begs you, please DO SOMETHING!

There is NO time to waste…

For the love of all that’s Holy… or whatever non-religious thing you think fits here… Do it!