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It’s Everything, Stupid!

James Carville famously stated “It’s the Economy, Stupid!”

He was Hailed at the time by the Press for his Simple Brilliance.  Simple Indeed… like his much ignored by the Anti-War on Women Soldiers “That’s what you get if you drag a $100 bill through a Trailer Park!”

Anyway… that was Clinton and this is Now.  (Well… Clinton is still dragging $100 bills through trailer parks… but I digress.)

Now is the Age of Obama and the Liberal Progressive Renaissance.

With the Awakening of the Socialist Left, it has ceased to be just about the Economy…

It’s now About:

Ebola Killing

NSA Spying

IRS Targeting

DHS Militarizing

EPA Regulating

NEA Dumbing

CDC Stumping

TSA Groping

FBI Sleeping

VA Wait Listing

Lobbyist Working

Bank Bailing

Money Printing

Debt Monetizing

Market Distorting

Secret Service Whoring

Illegals Voting

The Middle East Burning

War Losing

Black Water Flourishing

Soviet Expanding

Anti-Capitalist Loving

GM Nationalizing

Small Business Ruining

Children Coughing

Insurance Company Destroying

Park Occupying

Health Care Socializing

Inflation Ignoring

Unemployment Fantasizing

Economy Failing

Government Controlling

Above the Law Posturing

WMD Surprising

Diplomat Abandoning

Drug Cartel Arming

Race Rioting

Golf Playing

Party Having

Climate Distracting

Science Fabricating

Consensus Prevailing

Poll Taking

Official Prevaricating…

Stupid!


Xenophobia

If you don’t already… you will need to know this word.

xenophobia
[ ˌzēnəˈfōbēə, ˌzenə- ]

noun

intense or irrational dislike or fear of people from other countries.
Get ready to be accused of an intense hatred of those from other countries.  It’s coming to a bunch of stories near you.
Why?
Because You’re a Horrible Xenophobe.
Sure your concern about open borders and sophomoric screening of those few who come here legally is based entirely on your health.
Sure you could be so self-centered as to think Rapidly Fatal Diseases flooding into our Country and infecting your children is not a good idea.
And sure you might believe that the access of those who could be infected with such Diseases should be Extremely Limited, if not Halted, until we can get a handle on how we’re going to address these demonstrably Life Destroying Microbes.
All Hogwash!
Truth is, You’re just a Bigot who Hates.  You’re simply using the Lives of Your Children, Family, Friends and Neighbors as an Excuse to behave the way you have Always wanted to.  And that way is to Discriminate against other people who are different.  It doesn’t matter that ‘different’ means infected with a highly contagious, and constantly mutating, form of virus that causes epidemic levels of death.  No… the truth is, you’re a Xenophobe, as well as a Homophobe (if you forgot) and most certainly a Racist.
I’m glad we could get that out-of-the-way.  We all realize Honesty is the best policy.  And we all also know your supposed Fear is only a disguise for your inner drive to be a POS.
So… when your child comes home from school and says a couple of her classmates were taken to the nurses office because they were throwing up blood all over the Mrs. Giacomo’s Class during first period home room… you should remember that it’s no big deal.  Even when it happens again… and again…  Or when little Joey says his best friend has a cough that sounds like the Sea Lion he saw on the Zoo field trip, and it wont stop, so Joey ate his friend’s well coughed on lunch because Ms. Podesta said not to worry, it’s OK.  Just let it go.
And… when you go to the voting booth in few weeks to re-elect your favorite Democrat or Select Republican, who cares more about everything just like you, you should feel good because it was Your Guy who refused to secure the borders as a Demonstration of Their Tolerance and Love of All People … and it was the same Group who currently considers asking individuals coming into the United States from Countries infected with these diseases “Do you have Ebola?” to be ‘highly effective screening measures’ insured to protect you.  Plus, lest you forget, Their Liberal Progressive brilliance Forced Obama Care upon all of us, so now your Insurance Company has had to raise their rates, as well as their deductibles, and or leave your state altogether.  Oh, and you have a new Doctor… who you don’t know… and you can’t get in to see.
Nothing supports sound sleep like knowing the people you support are the Smartest People in the Room… just like you.  And They’re telling you not to worry.
Therefore… You’re not worried.
Because… you recognize Any other behavior would just illustrate an innate bigotry.  This is especially true if you’re White.  Because White People are born that way.  White Devils.
Feel better now that you know the truth that you’re a Racist Xenophobic Hater?
Good.
Oh, and I hear Rum is particularly good at killing Ebola.  You just have to drink a lot of it.  Rubbing it all over your body could help too.
Well… at least that’s what I’m going with.

(As a Note:  I’m not sure what you call someone who discriminates against a person with Ebola… or Pertussis, Tuberculosis, Malaria, Hemorrhagic Fever, Listeria, Lice, An Ax, Who is Covered in Blood, Has a Chainsaw and a mask made of Human Skin, Is Pointing a Gun at You and yelling to everyone that can hear them that they want to kill you… or Zombies… But it would Probably still make you a Xenophobic Hater.  I suggest the Rum.)


That Stupid Ignorant Cowboy…

…Is sending our young Men and Women to War over Oil!

No Blood for Oil!  No Blood for Oil!  No Blood for Oil!

What?  Wait… Who?

Huh? This is Not about Oil? So What’s it about? Oh, right, the Common Evil thing. Sure. Got it.

Oh?… oh, oh?… just a second.

Ok… Sorry.

The Nobel Peace Prize Winning, Smartest Man to have ever held the Office of President of the United States… a Clean, Articulate, Black Man who has no Negro Dialect unless he wants to have one, has just launched a Humanitarian Effort to Stop the Common Evil in the Middle East.

Better?

Cool.

So is Oil the Common Evil?

No?

Ummm…

ISIL? Who?

The Islamic State in the Levant? Who the Hell is that?  What’s a Levant?

Right…. right… OK, sure… ok…

So the Levant is an area in the Middle East…  got it… but…

Iran is an Islamic State, right? What about all the other Islamic States?

They’re good the good guys?

Wait… huh?

Fine… whatever.

All I know is the Greatest President Ever has this all under control. And this is a War for all the right reasons… because the Enlightened Progressive Liberals are in charge of it. If something bad happens it will be the Stupid, Ignorant Cowboy George Bush’s Fault.

God George Bush was Stupid! Right?!  I mean What an Idiot!  Runnin’ around the world shootin’ people and blowin’ stuff up… what a Clown.

Hey…. What do all those bombs do to the climate?

NO… YOU SHUT UP! 

NO… YOU!

LET GO OF MY HAIR!


Glory Days?

Young Russians yearn for the glory days of the Soviet Union…

They want it because they no not what they ask for.

They will not listen to those who lived it because those who lived it are “old”.

They are doomed to repeat it…

because will all are.

Being trendy doesn’t kill you, does it?

A new, genuine, meaning for tragically hip.

Get in line…. you never know what’s at the other end.

 

 


A Time for War

We have reached a point that the Only way to Save the World is War.

The White House has made the case for Going to War in their latest Report.

National Aeronautics and Space Administration’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory along with the University of California at Irvine calculated that the glaciers’ retreat may have already “reached the point of no return.”  THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

If we don’t Invade China, Mexico, India, Russia and the entirety of Africa, address overpopulation by annihilating their populations and then install Free-Market Capitalism  and Constitutionally Limited Governments while also eradicating Socialist Ideology from the face of the Earth every last human will perish because of Man Made Global Warming… Cooling… Climate Change… Climate Uncertainty… Inconsistency… Incontinence.

These Countries are the highest producers of CO2, the green house gas directly linked by consensus to Man Made Global Warming, and must be stopped Immediately… Forcefully… Violently.

Because of these Psychopathic Murderous Climate Offenders the Antarctic Ice Caps are melting and there is Nothing We can Do… nothing. NOTHING!  NOTHING!

If we don’t do this RIGHT NOW the first Catastrophe will be a 4ft to 10ft, may be even 100ft, rise in Sea Levels!  (Possibly even 1000ft or 2000ft or 1 Million Feet!  We could flood the moon! We just don’t know!)

I say;

Blood for Beaches!

I for one will Not Stand By living on a World that might not, possibly, be exactly in the same temperature range as it is right now… today… not yesterday or even a hundred years ago… but this very moment (I would want a consensus on that).

I Expect it to stay exactly as it is right now!  And I’m willing to kill to keep it that way!  (Not really, But I would absolutely ask those people in those CO2 Producing Countries to Kill Themselves.  Voluntarily.  Oh, and I prefer a temperature range between 75 and 84 degrees and sunny.  Calm winds.  Low Humidity.  No bugs… can we do something about bugs?  I hate bugs.)

Invasion is our only Hope!

The Earth Depends on it!

Polar Bears Depend on it!

Even you depend on it, not that you matter that much.

When we’re Finished with that…

The Sun is Expanding and We will all be Consumed by Fire, because Humans are Evil, Self-Centered, Greedy, Individualists.

Enter Podesta.

(I vote we throw in France to the above World War.  I realize they’re Nuclear, but it would be easy added value.)

Can we at least get a selfie with a Pound Sign followed by something clever scribbled on a piece of paper?


The New Face of the SA

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I came across a an article that brings new meaning to Family Photos.

“Pro-Russian” Ukrainian Militants take a moment out of Clubbing Ukrainians and Taking over Government Buildings to claim their place in Photo History.

For those of you not Familiar with Strurmabteilung (SA), they were the Paramilitary group made up of criminals and thugs used to enforce “peace” on behalf of the National Democratic Socialists during Hitler’s rise to power.  They were the “Army” the NAZI’s used prior to controlling Germany.

And these guys are the Modern Russian Version.  They are the Bolsheviks to the Mensheviks.  They are the Inmates running the Prison.

In the end Socialists are Socialists are Socialists.  It doesn’t matter if they’re German, Russian or American.

They are Evil.

But Evil never see’s itself that way… which lends to “charming” moments like the one we link to here.  Enjoy.

I would also like to add… this line the Media is feeding us about an “Imminent Invasion” of Ukraine is absurd.  It’s already happened and is nearing completion…  We’ve been watching it.  We see it for ourselves.  Yet many of us want to deny the episode is occurring because we do not want to admit our current Crew Occupying the White House is in way over their heads.  And most importantly to our Allies this Administration, by not honoring our treaties, have Conceded Ukraine to the Russians.

The Government desperately wants the story to go away.  Not Ukraine necessarily, but the story the World is watching The United States not standing by their friends and not keeping their word.

Just like so many other stories, the Liberal/Socialist Press will make sure that happens.  So instead of the disintegration of Freedom and Liberty around the World and Here at Home, we will be fed a constant diet of missing airplanes and bigoted NBA owners which the majority of us couldn’t explain how either affects our lives… but we’re pissed.  Just ask us.

And one last item… Because of my background I too collect Russian Propaganda Posters.  I find them historically interesting in terms of how a Government manipulates that minds of their citizens and creates the environment where Tyranny and Oppression can flourish.

However, I do not display them in my Living Room.  I can’t imagine doing so any more than I would display NAZI Propaganda in my Kitchen…  Or pictures of Pol Pot in my Shed… or Mao in the Garage.  The fact Journalist Claire Shipman and Obama Spokesperson Jay Carney do so is a valid question worth filing in the back of your mind.

Evil never sees itself that way…….


Unleash the Dogs of Diplomacy!

There is War in Ukraine and people are losing their Lives!
The United States has an Obligation to Confront the Death and Destruction being inflicted upon Innocents in the most severe way possible…

Flood the Russian Internet and Cell Phones with Selfies!

DO IT NOW!

Broadcast John Kerry Speeches all across the Russian Steppes!

NO HUMAN COULD ENDURE SUCH A HEINOUS SHOW OF FORCE!

Overwhelm the Russian Postal System with Sternly Worded Letters Stating the Obvious!

NO ADMINISTRATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN MORE CAPABLE OF SUCH AN ACTION!

Drop Leaflets all across the Baltic Region explaining what a success Obama Care really is!

IT CONFUSES US AND SHOULD DO THE SAME TO THEM!

Send in the Bureau of Land Management Commando’s!

ANYTHING TO SLOW THEM DOWN!

Throw a Beer Summit!

FINE… MAKE IT VODKA!

Use exclamation points at the end of every sentence!

DRAW LITTLE PEACE SIGNS OVER YOUR “i’s”!

Psaki should be good at that, let her handle it.

AND, NOTHING SAYS “I MEAN IT” LIKE AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

I beg you, the World begs you, please DO SOMETHING!

There is NO time to waste…

For the love of all that’s Holy… or whatever non-religious thing you think fits here… Do it!


Is Russia Accusing US of Having a Foreign Policy?

How Dare Them!  Who do They think They are?

If so, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Frankly,

Someone should check the accounts of Organizing For America and see if they have accepted a paid position From Vladimir Putin.

This latest Flurry of remarks from Russia sounds so Familiar.

We already know that Ketchum is on the payroll

So why the Consternation over What Vlad is saying about The United States and Specifically President Obama?

The Rhetoric is the same we’ve heard over the last decade from Our Homegrown Leftists Who are Now in Control.

Why is Putin a “Bad Guy” for simply repeating it?

Is it his pointing out that the Stated Goal of The Obama Administration to reduce Influence of The U.S. on the World Stage has been Achieved?  (It’s worth noting this genuine Achievement stands alone for this Administration.)

Could it be that Putin knows the President of The United States is “thin-skinned”?  Is that why Putin’s use of “Prankster”, the Russian equivalent of “Silly Goose”, to describe Obama makes news?

Is it stunning that a Socialist would goad an external Enemy in order to Win Points with his Population?

Is it Really a surprise to have a Dictator use an Enemy’s own words to illustrate Their hypocrisy?

When you live in a World of Say Anything… and You’re rewarded for it… with Elected Office…

When Words matter more than Actions…

When you and your Enemies don’t really disagree on Anything… Except Who’s in Control…

And When You’ve made it Your Stated Mission to Not Be In Control…

What Do You Expect?

What Do We Expect?

(If not much else but Tanks… The Russians do have Century Old Brilliance when it comes to Writers.  Their Literature stands up to the Best The World has to offer.  Do not think for One Moment that Putin is a Fool.  He is not.  I would bet that if You compared the bookcases of Putin and Obama you would not be surprised… or be forced make up excuses.  If you’re going to Be a Hypocrite what grounds do you have to become Upset when someone points it out?  Or is That Too a Double Standard where only certain people can, and Other’s can’t.  “It’s an American Thing… You wouldn’t Understand.”  and No, It doesn’t matter how many “American Friends” you have.  Hear the Dog Whistle?)

Putin knows exactly What he is Doing.

Obama has Opened Himself Up to Putin’s Accusations through years of “Just Words”…  The Fact That Putin is doing exactly what he is accusing Obama of Doing makes complete sense.  If you don’t get it whip out your trusty copy of The Prince.  Read it on your own time.  A Dictator doing Dictator things should never be a surprise… yet it seems to be just that to Our elected Officials.

But There IS a Reason for this Consternation.  When Diplomats are put in charge they believe “rules” matter to everyone else the way they matter to them.  They believe Words and Feelings mean something.  They believe Everyone just wants to get along… to Compromise… to Work Together… They deny reality.

All of this should serve as a Wake-Up Call.

What Do We Stand For?

What are the Differences between Us and Them?

What exactly is American Exceptionalism and Why do We not seem to Know?

We are not just Weak… We are unable.


Roll Crimson Tide

(Cup your hands over your face and Yell this entire post.)

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday…

Just When You thought your Country was Safe!… Safe… safe…

Roll Tide Roll!

The Red Menace Rolls into Ukraine like a Tsunami not seen in decades…  decades… decades…

On the Ground?

Dig up your Flowers, Dig out your old Soviet Flags!

Officially Welcome the Liberators!

Victory to the Proletariat!  Forward!

Watching at Home?

Pop the Corn, Fluff the Cushions turn the TV to your favorite News Channel then Throw Away the Remote!

It’ll be the Crimson Scourge all Day Loooooooong!

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry… You’ll Shake Your Head in Disbelief…

But  Don’t you Dare Miss It!… Miss It… miss it….

(Forward!” While having a long well documented history within Soviet Propaganda is a Registered Trademark of the Obama 2012 Campaign, Organizing for America AKA: OFA and is used here with express permission.)