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Flash: Russia Responsible for the Crappy Service I received at Burger King!

According to secret DIA assessment Russian Hackers unduly influenced the lack of Mayonnaise on my Whopper when I clearly ordered “Heavy” Mayonnaise on my Whopper. I specifically requested “Heavy” Mayonnaise and it turned out to be “Light” Mayonnaise even though I was told it would be “Heavy” Mayonnaise.

#RussiansattheMayoGate