Hoping to begin a second term President Obama has come up with a Plan!
The Des Moines Register has leaked the carefully crafted strategy to the world.
His schematic to save the country from Fiscal Collapse, that he has repeatedly declared he had no part in… is…
1. Raise Taxes (This has been rephrased as “repealing the Bush Tax Cuts” to remove the bitter taste to the few on the Democratic side of things who retain a modicum of mental capacity, and to mask all meaning for the rest of the Democrat base. The other benefit of raising taxes is less money in your pocket and higher prices everywhere. I suddenly feel like getting a Obama shirt…)
2. Allow “Sequestration” to Occur. (This was the plan designed to force congress to hold hands and exchange the big, wet, sloppy kisses “Independents” always cry for whenever they see a camera. Whoops… instead this will cut the Military. While I fully support a heavy thinning of duplicate programs within our Armed Forces, a Trillion Dollars seems a bit extreme. In addition, having 100,000 soldiers come home all at once with no new employment opportunities due to a brand new crushing tax burden preventing those ambitious enough to desire starting a business to balk at the endeavor just doesn’t look to me to be a terrific idea. But what do I know… I mean aside from basic economics, what do I know…)
3. Preserve critical spending like that associated with Shrimp on Treadmills, and the ever-growing investment successes in Green Energy. Thank God!
The Obvious brilliance associated with this Plan, or maybe the existence of one by the President, has earned him the Endorsement of The Washington Post… again.
So, if you were unsure about who to vote for in the next 10 days this should make it easier.
When given the opportunity, who can pass up higher taxes, higher prices, higher unemployment and a Plan to make sure it all happens?
All I know is It wont be Fair until I get my Crappy Health Care… and beer. Lots and lots of beer. If Obama wins, I’m going to need it.