… More than Ever for the Senseless Slaughter of our Men, Women and Children by otherwise Peaceful Islamo-Fascists with clearly stated designs on Controlling the World.
We know it is within us as We have performed this favor, with Determination, on behalf of Socialism over the last 100-years. Why would we allow another Elitist, Bigoted, Homophobic, Misogynistic, Statist Ideology be treated differently? Of course, we simply can’t.
Mr. President, for almost a decade you’ve made it clear we should not.
The World will always look to The United States for Leadership… and Citizens, Non-Citizens and those Oppressed Individuals lacking Documentation, of The United States look to You for the same.
I implore you, Mr. President, Demand we Understand and be Accepting in these most confusing of times by Demonstrating to the World that Acquiescence is the only Path to Peace.
“If not Us, Who? If not Now, When?”
Remember that Mr. President?
5 Comments | tags: attacks, bigotry, Caliphate, daesh, death, demand, force, gay, Gun Control, homosexual violence, illegal, ISIS, Islam, love, moderate muslims, mohammed, obama, orlando shooting, peace, radical, religion of peace, terror, tolerance | posted in News, politics, social issues, Uncategorized
Seeing a Clear Need for a new, more nuanced, Radical Muslim Outreach Campaign, the Obama Administration will be offering a way for the American Public to get behind efforts already being employed.
What will be considered a supplement to Destroying our relationship with Israel, Arming ISIS with Stinger missiles, staying out of ISIS’ way in Middle East and promising a Nuclear Iran, The Obama Administration is crafting a new program called “Send Them Your Heads!”.
The motivation behind this latest taxpayer-funded Muslim Outreach Effort is to allow ISIS, and all of their affiliates, time to work on issues State Department officials deem important in the Middle East like physical, educational and political infrastructure improvements as well as Job Creation. It has been estimated, by all economists everywhere, a Single Minute saved by not having to Set on Fire, Throw off buildings, Stone and Behead Infidels results in a Full Hour of productivity that can be applied to ‘other things’.
If you’re interested in participating in this Outreach Campaign, please contact your local Post Master for packaging and shipping details. (Cost may vary depending on size, weight and distance to recipient. DHS has also advised participants that having a partner to assist you will be important, and if you cannot find assistance in completing the process they, DHS personnel, will be happy to help. DHS officials also stated that there is no need to wait for the Administration to get this program approved, and funded, as they expect resistance from the Republican Controlled ‘Do Nothing’ Congress. They have some shipping materials available and will provide them at no cost to qualified applicants.)
According to the issued Press Release, The White House is proud to be promoting the new initiative with the blessings of domestic Muslim advocacy groups in addition to representatives from ISIS, ISIL, IS, Al Qaeda and a number of Iraqi and Syrian ‘community’ organizations among the other Partners in Peace Coalition.
The release also states “Send Them Your Heads!” will be exclusively administered by the Department of Homeland Security and The United States Post Office and will be limited to Legal U.S. citizens only.
When we contacted DHS officials for comment, it was stressed the overall message they wanted to convey is the “Importance of Getting along with those who are different from us. We are all citizens of the World.”
In response to our e-mail inquiry, Postal Representatives claimed to have no knowledge of this new program but stated the importance of following shipping guidelines for human remains. They said they would prefer packing to be complete prior to participants reaching the postal centers, and guidelines were available at USPS.com for download.
So if you’re one of us, asking yourself “What Can I Do to Make them Like Me?”
Now there’s a way.
(Note: One of the economists we spoke with explained the added benefit to the U.S. unemployment number that will be realized by tangibly removing individuals from the work force. Administration officials declined to comment only giving us a ‘thumbs up’ while holding a poorly drawn sign which stated “#Sendthemyourhead”.)
3 Comments | tags: Al Qaeda, beheading, Burning, Christians, citizens of the world, citizens only, DHS, ethnic cleansing, harf, hashtag campaign, hatred, Homeland Security, homophobia, infidel, Iran, Iraq, IS, ISIL, ISIS, Islam, Israel, Job Creation, job creatyion, killing gays, middle east, muslim outreach, Nuclear, Psaki, radical, religious cleansing, send them your heads, set on fire, seven, state department, stoning, Syria, terrorist, terrorists, too nuaced for you to understand, tweet, twitter, USPS, what's in the box!?, why don't they like us? muslim | posted in Humor, News, politics
Nobody reacting to your Mao book bag?
Is Che just not cutting it?
Your friends think your new Stalin poster is simply a nice Living Room Decoration?
The Hammer and Sickle becoming just too mainstream?
Pol Pot sound like something on the Menu?
Lenin always gets confused with a Beatle?
You’ve tried wearing clothes with pictures of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer but didn’t get so much as a raised eyebrow?
Have No Fear!
Don’t lose your drive to advertise the profound limitations of your intellectual maturity!
Run! Don’t Walk to your closest, totally unique, you’re way different and enlightened, online clothing retailer for…
the latest in ISIS, Taliban and Mujahideen Gear!
Just when you thought you’d never find the coolest new trend in Socialist college wear.
Just when you couldn’t figure out how to tell everyone you believe in the Statist Elites and their designs for everyone but you,
Just when you lost all hope in getting attention for your support of Liberal Fascists, Socialists and Communists comes…
the Progressive Theocrats!
Guaranteed to make your stupid parents mad!
Guaranteed to make your stupid professors shake their heads!
Guaranteed to make your super smart friends green with envy!
Don’t lose your head!
We Have What you Need!
Whether you like it or not.
The trend is Sweeping East Asia RIGHT NOW… so Don’t Delay.
Be the first on your block to support stuff you no nothing about you Ignorant Infidel!
(We even have clothes for Women! So be sure have your husband, or male family member, look for you!)
4 Comments | tags: Al Qaeda, beheading, being cool, Biden, Caliphate, facist, ignorant, ignorant infidel, Iran, Iraq, ISIS, Islam, Israel, Kerry, Liberal, Muslim, obama, radical, stupid parents, stupid professors, super smart friends, Syria, Taliban, Theocracy, trends, WMDs | posted in Humor, News, politics, social issues, Uncategorized