Taking a page from The United States’ handling of Illegal Immigration, China has found a solution to their Smog Problem.
Chinese Authorities tell local weather forecasters to Stop Issuing Smog Alerts.
It is no wonder why Democrats admire the problem solving efficiency of Socialism.
Almost immediately after the directive was issued, China’s smog ‘problem’ had been solved. Coinciding with the disappearance of Smog throughout China, certain members of Politburo have moved to rename the dense poisonous haze as “Very Fine Particulate” as some government officials feel the term “Smog” is offensive. Other terms considered were “Very Special”, “Very Special Old Pale” and “Extra Old”.
One Chinese Diplomatic Source we contacted stated, off the record, that any discussion about offensive terms is irrelevant as Smog, or whatever Western Countries might want to call it, no longer exists in China. It was offered that the idea for the solution came from how the United States solved the Immigration Problem by ceasing to enforce Immigration Law. The source also said that China’s focus has been, and remains, the Chinese role in controlling the New World Order. Our source then returned to his meeting with Vice President Joe Biden.