Cuba has finally determined that the United States has made the appropriate commitments to International Socialism and is rewarding our country with diplomatic recognition.
As a gift for what the Cuban Government considers giant steps forward in Progressive Leftism, an Embassy will be opened in Washington D.C.
I would like to personally extend congratulations to the current Administration in moving this country Forward through their dedicated efforts.
I would also like to thank all of those Liberal Democrats, and Leftist Republicans, for their Embrace of the Internationale.
I would finally like to thank the American People who have supported our Homegrown Communists and propelled them into elected office, faithfully, year after year.
Salud, Comrades!