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What is the Final Solution… for The Deplorables?

Clearly the Deplorable Problem must be solved.

The Progressives control Government, Schools and all Businesses via Regulation.

Yet, the Deplorable Problem still exists.

How should Government remove this Vermin from our midst?

What is the Final Solution?


Hillary Volunteers will not Tolerate Coded Sexism!

According to Patrick Howley over at DC, Hillary Super-PAC (Politcal Action Committee) will ‘be watching for coded sexism’ in reporter’s stories. If they find it they will be calling them out.

This will be your Only Warning…

The list includes:

Polarizing, Calculating, Disingenuous, Insincere, Ambitious, Inevitable, Entitled, Secretive, Will do Anything to Win, Represents the Past, Out of Touch, Over Confident.

(It should be noted that ‘Over Confident’ is two words.  So we must assume “Over” AND “Confident” are both out.)

This makes complete sense to me.  But I feel like the list is too short…

I would like to offer my assistance to the Hillary folks pro-bono.  (“pro-bono” is Latin.  It means ‘For Free’.  It is not sexist and in no way refer’s to Hillary’s gender or physical make-up in any way.  “Make-Up” in this context means Physical Presence, not appearance, and is also not sexist in relation to Hillary or her gender.)

Here is an extended list or words that should be considered Sexist if found in Reporter’s Stories regarding Hillary;

Woman, Female, Hag, Crone, Old Leathery Purse (Just like ‘Over Confident’, strung together or separate, all are out.), Harpie, Medusa, Matron, Weathered, Witchy, Gray, Patinated, Cruella, Testicular, Prostate, Queen, King, Prune, Sagging, Screech, Shrill, Bitter, Befuddled, Broom, Flying, Flew, Fly, FBI, Frightening, Evita, Frida, Countess Bathory, Benghazi, Bill, Bat, Baker, Barefoot, Battle Axe, Bossy, Bitchy, Angry, Wife, Cheating, Spouse, Mrs. Clinton, The, She, Her, What, Where, Why, When, Lady, Conniving, Conspiratorial, Communista, Cackle, Kind, Haggard, Tired, Senior, Stretched, Aged, Ancient, Old News, Doddering, 67, Rotten, Racid, Repulsive, Stale, Secretary, Sexagenarian, Grizzly, Wizened, Withered, Wrinkled, Worn, Run Down, Retire, Venerable, Pale, Grandmother, Vince Foster, White Water, Server, Cute, Choleric, Wrathful, Shrew, Shrewd, Conjure and Hex.

With a small effort I’m sure I could come up with some more, but these need to be added Immediately to the “No Say List”.  These harmful and hurtful words cannot be allowed.

We must stay Vigilant when fighting the battle of Sexism!

Until then,

You’re Welcome.

Are You Ready?  Hillary 2016!


Quick! Say Something Outrageous!

The Press needs something to talk about…

Romney is a Liar!

Romney Cheats!

Romney is an Alien!

Romney ax murdered his entire family!  – Wait… I’m being told they are still traveling with him and you can clearly see they have not been ax murdered… okay then,

Unemployment is 7.8%!

Perfect!

(Update:  If that doesn’t work say Romney Hates Big Bird!)

Because if you don’t, everyone will keep talking about how a guy named Mitt totally destroyed you in that debate.

This is the part of the campaign season where we just start making sh*t up.  It doesn’t matter… even if we are lying about unemployment, or Global Warming, or Evil Republicans wanting to forcefully remove the wombs of virgins, it just doesn’t matter because there’s no time to prove us wrong.  In fact, if we say enough ridiculous crap then the media that cares, what exists of it, will short-circuit on “stupid lies” overload.  The media that doesn’t care will have something other than your mumbling search for a thought that was passed off as a debate.  And… regardless of how profoundly ignorant it is, most of our base will believe it… an added bonus!

So hurry up Barack et al… throw some more fantastic pap out there for public consumption.

It certainly can’t hurt compared to debating the truth… can it?