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President Feckless

There has been much talk lately about our President being Feckless.

I cannot stand idly by and allow such charges to go unchallenged!

Our President deserves the respect he has earned and I’m here to offer a defense in his absence.

President Obama is quite an accomplished Fecker.

He has employed his talent to Feck up:

The Middle East – on Fecking fire.

The Economy – Completely Fecked.

Our Health Care – Fecked and getting even more Fecked.

The Free Market – Fecked-Up Beyond All Recognition.

He continues to Feck with our personal liberty, our freedom and our property rights.

Frankly, he came into office promising to Feck-up everything in his “Blue print for America” and he has accomplished many of his Fecking goals.

So anyone accusing him of being Feckless is simply wrong, he has Fecked-up almost everything.

I think he has done a fantastic job Fecking everyone.

And, I don’t know about you but I feel like I’ve been Fecked enough by the President.

But I guess there are still folks out there who need some more Fecking…  (They’ll be voting for Bill’s wife.)

(It’s been a while since this post, but apparently someone broke out their thesaurus again…  so I couldn’t resist… again… and again.)


The Middle East Solution

I propose we solve the Middle East violence through a program of Understanding.

Here in the United States we have an abundance of Well Trained, Amazingly Equipped and Overly Funded Diversity Trainers.  (It’s worth noting that many of these same people are cross-trained in Sexual Harassment Education and Gender Sensitivity Issues.  All Added Value as far as my Proposal is concerned.)

I cannot believe it would take much to initiate a Mission composed of the Majority of these ‘Special Operators’ to head over to Syria and Iraq to impose Mandatory Diversity Training.  We can even make sure they wear comfortable shoes so they don’t challenge the President’s ‘No Boots on the Ground’ edict.

Finally, Taxpayer Dollars well spent.

And, Once all sides understand the Value of Diversity… Problem Solved… Forever.

Peace will be experienced throughout the land.

(There could be an obvious upside for those of us here in the U.S. if it doesn’t work out… but I’ll leave that for you guys to figure out.)

There is No Time to Waste.

Isn’t it worth the Life of a Child?

So let’s get started!


Crap Floats in the Ocean

And Apparently it also passes for News.

The search for Flight MH370 continues….

Considering the Ocean is littered with debris from hundreds of years… possibly longer, why does the sighting of it occupy the attention of the News Channels, Programs and Networks?

Is it Easier than tackling tougher Issues like:

The Soviet Invasion of Eastern Europe?

The NSA’s Domestic Spying and Keith Alexander’s latest Interview where he States unequivocally that not a single person at the NSA has done Anything Wrong… Ever… Not Once… except for those who did, those one times…?

The IRS targeting Political Opponents of the President?

The BATFE sending Weapons to Mexican Drug Cartels in an effort to create a Case for more Domestic Gun Control?

The Skyrocketing Debt and the Fiscal Malfeasance it Represents?

The fact that Keynesian Economics has Not Lead to the Economic Recovery the Leftists in our Government Promised it Would?

The Destruction of the Greatest Health Care System in the World because Progressives want Control over the 6th of the Economy the didn’t have before?

The Utter Betrayal by our Elected Representatives to Look Out for the People by taking the time to actually Read Legislation before voting for it?

The TSA wanting to Establish Itself as a Federally Sanctioned Domestic Police Force by Arming it’s Agents?

The Federal Government wanting to Secure the ability to decide Who is and Who isn’t a “Journalist” in order to control the only Private Entity with the Resources Capable of Maintaining a Cynical Eye on Their Behavior?

The DOJ refusing to prosecute voting illegalities because they just don’t agree with the Law?

The DHS even Existing when We already have the FBI and the CIA which were designed to be separate for very, very, very good reasons?

The Executive Branch unilaterally creating Law extra-Constitutionally?

The Un-accountability associated with a Specific Past Senator and Specific Past Congressman when they sat atop the effort to Collapse the United States Financial System?

I could go on….

But these Mysteries don’t require cloudy satellite pictures of lightly colored blobs with which a Dedicated Journalist can Follow a “Breaking News” graphic.

So I’ll just stay drunk and stop asking questions.  Flying Monkeys did it anyway…


A New Line? Reagan created the NSA?

I just heard a Liberal Fox News Contributor defending President Obama’s use of Executive Orders.

Even after presented with the Presidents own words Demonizing the use of Executive Orders prior to being Elected, the Contributor stuck to the line that the number of Executive Orders were less than previous Presidents.  Not that the number particularly matters… it’s a symbolism over substance argument, but’s it’s all they have.

This has been the defense offered for the last several weeks… since the “I’ve got a Pen and a Phone…” comment by the President.

But what I found most interesting was a New Line seemingly tossed out for effect.  Smells a bit like a trial balloon.

The Contributor said: “You know… President Reagan created the NSA with an Executive Order.”

Well, considering I’ve heard NSA stories from as early as the late 60’s that statement struck me as immediately false.  It should be noted however that Martha MacCallum allowed it to go by unchallenged.  Maybe she didn’t know, but this is what the Left does.  They make up something and throw it out in an unrelated discussion knowing they will not be called on it due to time.  And, when not called on it, those who don’t know accept it as truth.

The Progressives are aware that the NSA Domestic Spying is so poisonous that they need to figure out a way to pin it on someone else.

Who better than Reagan?

So, to clarify the record, President Truman (D-MO) created the National Security Agency.  Here is the link from the NSA’s own site.

We are coming into election season and these types of History Revision will increase as the Left desperately tries to save what support they have remaining.

Someone please let Martha know.  She’s going to have to be on her toes…


Sometimes We Just Forget…

President Obama has a Pen and a Phone.

What he’s clearly missing is a Pocket Copy of the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights.

I know he’s “A self-proclaimed Constitutional Scholar”, but sometimes we just forget.

It happens to the Best of Us.  It happens to me all the time.

So, I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.  As should you.

Let’s each send him one.

(I realize I’m a small guy out in a vast ocean, but I’m serious here… For the cost of a stamp, I propose we all secure pocket Constitution’s and mail them to the White House. Kind of a grass-roots effort to help our 44th President and our Bankrupt Postal Service.  You could even include a nice note.  NICE note…  We’re trying to help here.)

The Address is:

The White House

Attn: President Barack Obama

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Washington D.C. 20500


Will the Democrat Controlled Senate Shut Down the Government?

Will Harry Reid Defy the Will of the People?

Will he do Whatever it Takes to Force Obama Care on All of Us… except his friends?

Will he hold the Government Hostage in order to preserve the Most Onerous Legislation in our lifetimes?

Will the Democrats stand with him in this blatant attempt to destroy the U.S. Health System?

Have Liberals in both parties decided that Freedom and Liberty of the Individual (You) is no longer important in America?

Do Liberals Hate the American People so much that they would fall on their sword to punish Women, Children, Old and Young with Socialized Medicine?

Do these people really want to take us down a road from which there is no return?

It appears they do.

 


Racist Bullets

Who knew?

“If a white male teen would have been involved in this scenario, both the outcome and the aftermath might have been different.” – President Barack Obama 071913

Apparently the bullet would have made a different decision based on race?

Or, was it the Gun that was practicing institutional bigotry?

Or, was it George… who would have allowed himself to be killed on the sidewalk had the attacker been a “white male teen”?

Or, was it Trayvon… who, under the Presidents scenario, being “White” would not have doubled back and punched George because the Creepy Ass Cracker had the Audacity to wonder what Trayvon was doing wandering around a crime riddled neighborhood on a dark rainy night? (According to Rachel Jeantel.  And, the Jury.  And, Charles Barkley.)

Even though I’m not smart enough to find the Racism present in the Self-Identified Hispanic George Zimmerman… or one of the above mentioned racist items, my Self-Identified African-American President say’s it’s there… so it’s there.

Previously, I just locked my doors regardless of who was approaching my car… because people should not be approaching my car, unless I could discern they were a Senator.

And now I understand that when I lock my doors due to a person approaching my car I either need to assess the color of that person’s skin… and feel like a bad, bad racist if they are Black, or not lock my doors and know that no matter what happens in regard to my, or my families, safety I will be an enlightened color blind pillar of society.

I learn so much about my innately racist ways when I listen to my President.

I’m also forever indebted to Attorney General Eric Holder for teaching me that It’s my duty to hand over everything I’ve worked for and Run Away when confronted by someone willing to do me harm.  I had it completely turned around.

I know… I’m a Self-identified Anglo, and I realize I need a lot of help.

But it goes without saying… although it’s said all the time…

I’ll NEVER understand.  If I did, what would those who make money enlightening me do?

That’s why I drink a ton of Tequila… to drown my insensitive ways.

I’m such a jerk.

I have to go sort out and throw away the racist bullets hiding in my closet.