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Cheer for the FCC! The Internet is Saved!

In a thrill only NAMBLA could generate, rejoicing can be heard across coffee shops everywhere!

Why?

Because, the FCC has created law to make it legal for Inappropriate Touching of the Internet’s private parts.

In a 3-2 vote today FCC commissioners overstepped their constitutional bounds and enacted new regulations which are still, at this tapping, being hidden from the American Public.

Self described tech-geeks everywhere are jumping up and down in their underwear screaming with glee, leaving their mothers no choice but to throw open the basement door and yell at them to be quiet.

It’s no wonder they’re so happy, they have won a Victory for Government Control over the only lifeline they possess to the outside world.

The above  combined with their Public School Programmed knowledge of Free-Market Capitalism and the miracles it produces, miracles they are heavily involved with like Porn and You Tube Buffering Speeds, it is no wonder they’ve yet figured out how to leave home.

These same children are celebrating the Dirty, Calloused hand of Government slowly fondling its way to places it doesn’t belong while whispering “Do you like that?”  And, they’re happy about it because the other ancient, soiled, palsied fist is supposedly full of candy.

That has yet to be seen.

Even if it is… how much candy makes it worth surrendering your independence?

History has shown us it leads to a lifetime of regret.

But only for the victims.

Such is a Devils Promise.


NSA has been hacking Chinese Computers for Years!

Well, I would hope so.

This will reside in the “So What?” category.  Who exactly was this message meant for, Chinese nationals in the Occupy Movement?

PRISM leaker and former NSA contractor Edward Snowden “revealed” this surprising bit of information today.

With STUNNING revelations such as these, the percentages are moving in favor of my Counter-Intel Op guess… sorry… theory.

The establishment is working diligently to undermine the believability associated with Snowden.  Now he seems to be working on doing the same thing.

So far, what secrets has he revealed?

Wait!  Wait!  Wait!

I have one!

The Chinese have been hacking U.S. Computers for Years!

No Way!  That’s unbelievable! Right?

Or… How about this one:

A lot of people look at porn on their computers!  And… And… And, they have done it FOR YEARS!

Holy Cow!  Who Knew?

It’s so ridiculous that this hacking revelation was offered up as a story it hurts my head.

I EXPECT the NSA to do, or try really, really hard darn it, to do exactly that.

I DO NOT EXPECT the NSA to collect American Citizens phone, e-mail, soon.. medical records, and place them in permanent storage for future reference.

Do we think the Chinese are stupid enough to want this guy now?

Do we think they are as imbecilic as the Iranians were when we sent them the stealth drone and they plugged it into their computer systems?

As far as Snowden is concerned… I’m done with him.  He served his purpose in disclosing the NSA’s improper, unconstitutional, and hopefully illegal behavior.

If he disappears I’m not sure that I will care very much.

Frankly, if he wants to make a point then come back to the U.S. and enjoy three squares a day while awaiting trial.  I might take his side… I might not.