Tag Archives: Phone taps

Spying on Other Countries!

This cannot stand!

We must be outraged!

At least according to Diane Feinstein.

“With respect to NSA collection of intelligence on leaders of U.S. allies — including France, Spain, Mexico and Germany – let me state unequivocally: I am totally opposed.” -Sen. Diane Feinstein D-CA

In regard to the NSA’s Domestic Spying program affecting 330,000,000 Americans the Senator is silent.  Well actually not silent so much as a proponent.

So one must discern in her mind it is out of bounds to collect intelligence from Socialists around the Globe as well as on our borders, but clearly acceptable for the U.S. Government to do so from million’s of innocent Americans.

I wonder what label she would give her preferred flavor of governing theory?

I’ve long held that these people will tell you what they think if you’re willing to listen.

France… OFF LIMITS!

You… Fair Game.


Free Data Back-Up!

The NSA is now offering Free (taxpayer-funded) Data Back-Up.

Ever wonder what happened to the e-mail from that special someone you had years ago on an old computer?

The NSA can Help!
Just log on to NSAChat.gov and, like magic, a helpful Secret Agent, or Government Contractor, will assist you in recovering that valuable bit of information.

Lost those naked pictures of your ex-wife?

The NSA can Help!
Anyone of our Nameless Employees, who don’t really exist (we call them “Nobody”), can find those pictures and have them back on your computer without you even realizing it.

Lost that “not quiet legal” Canadian prescription for pain killers?

The NSA can Help!
Odds are we have you on a “hot list” anyway, so getting you that information will be a cinch.

Did your entire system Crash?

The NSA can Help!

Computer Crash? No Problem!  Phone dropped in the toilet?  No Problem!  Dishwasher stopped working?  No Problem!  Because we keep an entire back-up of everything you have, all the time… forever.

We’re the Government, and We’re here to help!

If you can’t trust Us, who can you trust?

(We are not part of the Internal Revenue Service, yet.  There is no opt-out currently available for this service.  We apologize ahead of time for using those pictures of your wife or daughter for our desktop wallpaper.  We also can provide information for all of your major automobiles.  We can hear you through the electrical sockets.  Tin Foil doesn’t work.)