This morning President Obama made it clear that he intends to “Organize” ISISISILIS… whatever.
His exact words were:
In fact, I have to give our President Credit for such a Brilliant and Forward Looking Progressive Policy Proposal in light of the Clear and Present Danger we face from those who would wish us Harm.
If there was ever a way Guaranteed to slow down, if not totally destroy. the initiative of what from all accounts appears to be an extremely effective group of individuals it’s to Organize them.
Clearly someone close to the president has pointed out there is no better way to reduce the efficiency and efficacy of any group than to send in the Union. What better way to remove all initiative from those high performing individuals while forcing the group to suck up and waste money on every conceivably ineffective action and poor performing member. This could be the Policy President Obama can build his Legacy on.
I’m eagerly awaiting the announcement from the White House regarding who exactly from the AFL-CIO, SEIU and the NEA they will be sending over to get started. Personally, I’d go heavy on the Purple People Beaters… but hey, whoever they send should be able to do the job.
Like I said… Brilliant!
They need a nifty name like ‘Brotherhood of Terrorist A-holes Local 365’ or ‘The International Radical Islamo-Fascist’s Union’ etc. Something that looks good on the back of a Jacket.
Hopefully they will be able to install Card Check without any push back…
And, of course, they will need a Labor Relations Board to sort out disagreements between the low-level Beheaders and the higher-ups in the White Turbans sitting in their Ivory Towers…
So… Kudo’s to you President Obama!
And to think I had lost all hope that you knew what you were doing.