… Refuses to do Business with Black NFL Quarterback!
In what can only be considered a Racist Action by a bigoted dairy company, Dannon Yogurt has cut ties with Cam Newton, the famous African-American Quarterback for the Carolina Panthers. For most of you who don’t know, The Carolina Panthers are an American Football Team who are part of The National Football League. The National Football League was a sports league that enjoy prominence in The United States prior to it’s players disrespecting Law Enforcement Officers Nationwide and subsequently achieved irrelevance beginning in the 2016 season extending into the 2017 season.
Given it is common knowledge that Dairy Products are Racist, it should come as no surprise such behavior is being displayed by Dannon who produces various White Dairy Products.
Update: It is rumored that Dannon has made entreaties to Tom Brady, the famous White Quarterback of the New Jersey Patriots. Our sources indicate that Brady was approached by Dannon to endorse their Activia product because of his incredibly crappy performance this year. We have not received comment from Brady or the Patriots.
Update: It has been confirmed that Tom Brady is being approached by Dannon. Our sources indicate that Mr. Brady has been asked to sponsor Activia and part of the agreement is he Squat on the sideline during The National Anthem. We understand that both parties are reportedly “Very close to a Deal.”