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Garden Gnomes in Camoflage

Don’t bother to play this video with the sound up…  but it’s worth skipping the ad.

So apparently the world should expect Terrorist hostility at the 2014 Winter Olympic Games in Sochi.

I know, I know… you’re asking yourself “Who would have thought terrorists would be interested in attacking an event like the Winter Olympics?”

But set aside your surprise for a moment, My question is; “Are threats like this from Militant Lawn Ornaments going to increase, or decrease, how seriously we prepare for such eventualities?”

I wonder if the Travelocity folks have seen this… I would think there is a copy right infringement somewhere.

I bet a “cease and desist” letter is forthcoming.

But where do you send it?

Or… is it the Amish that should be pissed?

I’m going to ponder that over an ice cold finger of Russian Standard… by candle light.