The Art of the Deal

The latest episode of Who Wants to be President has Donald Trump refusing to participate in the upcoming Republican Debate just before the Iowa Caucus.

Wait, wait, WAIT!

Before you go all “Who Cares!” on me….

I just want to point out that everyone seems to have an opinion, and they’re all right.

No matter who you’re rooting for… you Win!

To Trump Supporters, Trump is sticking it to the Media and Mean Girls Everywhere.

To Cruz Supporters, you get the center podium at the upcoming debate! Finally!

To Kasich Supporters, nobody cares about you… Or Kasich… or jeb… or Santorum…

To the Rand Supporters, you might get to come back and play!  You should ask to bring Carlie back with you.

To the Bernie Hill Democrat Socialist Supporters, you get to run around cheering about how Trump is afraid of Megyn Kelly and by extension he would be afraid of other Super Mean World Leaders… like Megyn.

To the growing cult of Trump Democrats, he’s sticking it to Faux News!  Quick, tell your friends!

To Fox News Supporters, Megyn’s right to ask tough Ideologically based questions because no one knows what Trump stands for, and his backing out of the debate is an illustration of why we should all be concerned about it!

Finally, if you’re a Rubio supporter, you’ll have to deal with Cruz at the debate… so you may not be feeling like a winner right now!  Seriously, I’m sorry.

But other than Rubio folks, YOU’RE ALL WINNERS!

It’s a win, win, win, win, win, win, win, so to speak.

So buck up campers!

This might be the smartest thing Trump as ever done… and the most unintentionally selfless.

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To You Fools criticizing Megyn Kelly…

Okay Morons… we all get that you’re angry about Megyn asking The Donald a question he didn’t like regarding something he did.

… something he did…

Trump said those things.  He called women names.  (Frankly, I don’t care, which probably makes me a misogynist in certain circles but I think women are smart enough to be offended, or not, without my help.)

But here is where your dullness shines…

It also happens to be a question that every Main Stream Leftist Moderator would’ve and WILL ask again.

If Trump can’t deal with it early and often then ‘Your Guy’ is in deep sh*t.

I don’t give a crap about how Megyn is viewed. But I can assure you she is closer to what think you believe in than Candy Crowley.

I realize you’ve all spent a lot on money on jersey’s, but do us all a favor, stop handling your politics like you do your favorite football team. Grow up and demand a bit more from The Donald. If he has a prayer he must… must… must… get this stuff out in the open and out-of-the-way.

Better that Megyn ask it instead of any number of the upcoming ‘objective’ Socialists he will meet in the next debates.

Besides… becoming hysterical when The Donald is confronted by his own actions simply makes you look stupid.

And I personally fight every day to make the point that the only stupid people are the socialist tools used by the Progressives to destroy Our Great Experiment in Self Rule.

You’re not helping.

(That means you tools at Breitbart too… as much as it pains me to say it about Andrew’s Legacy…  And it does.)