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Maybe Limousines and Hookers ARE the Answer to Stopping Climate Change…

Given the American Taxpayer is having their hard-earned money removed from them by the Federal Government and sent to Socialist Dictators and Thugs around the World in order to Stop the impending Global Apocalypse of Man Made Global Warming…

I’m opening my mind to the possibility that making sure said Socialist Dictators and Thugs having an endless supply of Limousines, Hookers and Blow could be the answer.

I admit I have been doubtful.

I’m inviting all of you to show me the light and provide me with the science I’ve been shamefully denying exists.

I promise to read it.

All of it.

 


A Time for War

We have reached a point that the Only way to Save the World is War.

The White House has made the case for Going to War in their latest Report.

National Aeronautics and Space Administration’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory along with the University of California at Irvine calculated that the glaciers’ retreat may have already “reached the point of no return.”  THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

If we don’t Invade China, Mexico, India, Russia and the entirety of Africa, address overpopulation by annihilating their populations and then install Free-Market Capitalism  and Constitutionally Limited Governments while also eradicating Socialist Ideology from the face of the Earth every last human will perish because of Man Made Global Warming… Cooling… Climate Change… Climate Uncertainty… Inconsistency… Incontinence.

These Countries are the highest producers of CO2, the green house gas directly linked by consensus to Man Made Global Warming, and must be stopped Immediately… Forcefully… Violently.

Because of these Psychopathic Murderous Climate Offenders the Antarctic Ice Caps are melting and there is Nothing We can Do… nothing. NOTHING!  NOTHING!

If we don’t do this RIGHT NOW the first Catastrophe will be a 4ft to 10ft, may be even 100ft, rise in Sea Levels!  (Possibly even 1000ft or 2000ft or 1 Million Feet!  We could flood the moon! We just don’t know!)

I say;

Blood for Beaches!

I for one will Not Stand By living on a World that might not, possibly, be exactly in the same temperature range as it is right now… today… not yesterday or even a hundred years ago… but this very moment (I would want a consensus on that).

I Expect it to stay exactly as it is right now!  And I’m willing to kill to keep it that way!  (Not really, But I would absolutely ask those people in those CO2 Producing Countries to Kill Themselves.  Voluntarily.  Oh, and I prefer a temperature range between 75 and 84 degrees and sunny.  Calm winds.  Low Humidity.  No bugs… can we do something about bugs?  I hate bugs.)

Invasion is our only Hope!

The Earth Depends on it!

Polar Bears Depend on it!

Even you depend on it, not that you matter that much.

When we’re Finished with that…

The Sun is Expanding and We will all be Consumed by Fire, because Humans are Evil, Self-Centered, Greedy, Individualists.

Enter Podesta.

(I vote we throw in France to the above World War.  I realize they’re Nuclear, but it would be easy added value.)

Can we at least get a selfie with a Pound Sign followed by something clever scribbled on a piece of paper?


Man Made Global Warning

“We’re Losing Him Jim!” – Dr. McCoy from the Starship Enterprise

The Cry has gone Global…

We are all going to Die!

The UN is extremely concerned that the Minds of the West are being Lost, and the Fate of the Earth is in Jeopardy.
The United Socialist Dictators and Thugs are reading the Writing on the Wall. Their blind approval of the Global Scheme to redistribute wealth from Successful, relatively Free Countries to Their not even remotely free Anti-Capitalist Countries… is Cooling.

Power and Influence has been built on the UN’s ability to extort money from Nations who subscribe, in part, to Capitalism and direct it to those Nations who Refuse to give up Control over their respective populations.

The Protection of Oppression through the supposed need to redistribute wealth in order to combat Man Made Global Climate Change (Previously “Global Warming” until the Warming part Stopped.) is losing support.

And you can Feel the Fear.

The Emergency Calls to the Media have been made, but the problem is severe.

The People behind the Scheme are Under Fire!

Their “Consensus” is being challenged as non-scientific.
Their Metrics are being challenged as being tailored.
Their Models are being challenged as being rigged.
Their Scientists are being challenged as unethical.
Their Predictions are being challenged as never coming true.

And, these challenges are coming from other Scientists! Some from the most prestigious Schools and Organizations History has recognized.

And That’s a Huge Problem!

Because it’s not about the Science….

It’s about sending the wealth of those countries who make a nod to Freedom and Enjoy the Success associated with doing so to the Countries Who Refuse to do so and continue to Embrace some flavor of Freedom Killing Socialism.

So the Liberal Progressive Media must Demean, Disregard and Destroy those who challenge the Holy Church of Man Made Global Climate Change.

The Leftist Press must intentionally confuse “Man Made” and “Natural” because the life of their Redistribution Scheme Depends on it.

They cannot ask substantive questions for two reasons… First, such questions would be recognized for Heresy and those in the Press asking them would run the risk of being Excommunicated from the Liberal Church of Socialism.  Second, They know full well that the Scientists simply Do Not Know and cannot answer their questions with evidence that can stand up to the full Scientific Community’s Scrutiny, otherwise there would be no need for a “Consensus”.

So the War is to be fought in the Minds of the Unwashed.  The Ignorant Masses and Useful Idiots must be convinced that You want to Kill Them with your Selfish Choices.

Expect to get a Loud, Massive and Continuous dose of Fear.

Expect to be made to Feel Evil because you just don’t Care Enough.

Expect to be told you Must Pay More for Everything… Buy Poisonous Light bulbs, Sort your recycling, Stop eating meat and Shower once a week…

Or We’re All Going to Die.

And, It Will Be Your Fault!

Just admit it,

You Suck because you don’t believe we can yet prove Global Climate Change is necessarily Man Made.

You Suck because you expect Scientists to practice the Scientific Method and be honest when they don’t Actually Know Something.

You Suck because you are Free… and compared to the Rest of the World, Rich.

You Suck because you do not believe that Western Progress fueled by Capitalism should be slowed down so Enlightened Socialism has a Chance to Catch Up.

You Suck because you don’t Feel Bad Enough to Understand why we should be sending our Tax Dollars to Countries that Castrate Women and Kill Homosexuals.

You Suck… just because.

And it’s your fault we’re all going to die.

No wonder everybody Hates You.  Jerk.