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Unless I Say So.

We are not at War unless I Say So.

It’s Not a Terrorist Attack unless I Say So.

The Middle East is doing fine unless I Say So.

Libya is Not a Problem unless I Say So.

Syria is Not a Problem unless I Say So.

The Muslim Brotherhood is Not a Problem unless I Say So.

Iran having a Nuclear Weapon is Not a Problem unless I Say So.

China, they might be a Problem but Not unless I Say So.

The Debt is Not a Problem unless I Say So.

There is no Energy Problem unless I Say So.

The Russians are Not a Problem unless I Say So.

Spending is Not a Problem unless I Say So.

Small Business is Not Having any Problems unless Say So.

There is No Problem with Education unless I Say So.

Such will be the last two weeks campaign strategy of President Obama.

I am Jedi¬†Obama and… These are not the problems you are looking for…

Romney is Horrible… Because I Say So.

Everything is Fine… Because I Say So.

Reality is Whatever I Say it is… Because I Say So.

Vote for Me Because I Say So.

(There is nothing that can stand in the way of a massive Ego willing to Make Sh*t Up.  Not even Reality.)