This is Cool.
Enjoy… between intermittent fits of anger and sobs.
Hat Tip to Twitchy… Don’t try that line at your next audit.
From our latest IRS Commissioner who if it wasn’t for his Profoundly Smug Demeanor he would have No Redeeming Qualities comes this:
“Whenever we can, we follow the law.” – John Koskinen (The Progressive Elitist IRS Commissioner)
Well OK then!
I’ll be sure to keep a copy of that quote for my next inquiry from the Internal Revenue Service.
As someone pointed out in the twitchy article, We would like to know when can’t you follow the law… and for what reason?
Why do we tolerate these people?
Why do we kowtow before them?
We do we allow them to keep us in fear?
It’s time to put a bunch of these people in jail.
Do you think they would hesitate to do it to you if you ‘lost’ all of your e-mail and hard drives? Lied… repeatedly about who was involved in illegal activities? You posture in the most pompous and arrogant manner possible when expected to explain yourself?
Of course not.
Some of you will dismiss this as ‘politics as usual’…
But it is ‘politics as usual’ we would never see if it were not for the internet.
We are in very New, very Interesting times.
Eric Holders Office Calls Darrell Issa’s office by Mistake…
And asked them to receive leaked documents, then Spin them in a favorable light for Democrats.
One Painful Problem.
Darrell Issa is a Republican in Charge of Investigating and Oversight.
In this Case the IRS Targeting Political Enemies.
I predict Mainstream Media will give this little if any attention because it’s ‘Their Guys’ doing it. Could you imagine what the response would be if the Bush, or any supposedly non-Leftist, Administration did such a thing? I can.
This is Big.
Big, Big, Big…
And it’s Al Gore’s fault for inventing this greatest miracle since the Guttenberg Press.
Let there be light!
UPDATE: It has come to our attention that President Obama has reached out to the National Security Agency regarding the events in the Middle East.
In an unusual move, the NSA has released a public statement upon receiving the request;
“Reviewing the President’s request for intelligence on the latest events in Syria and Iraq it is important to remind the White House that our primary focus is keeping the Government safe from the Citizens of the United States. All of our energy and resources are dedicated to that mission. We have no useful intelligence regarding ISIS or any group, or individual, overseas. We recommend contacting CNN.” – NSA
This morning President Obama has called an emergency meeting of his National Security Team.
According to reports the President has had a Big Screen TV delivered to the White House for the meeting. The inside sources have confirmed the delivery of the TV and have told us it has been tuned to CNN for the purpose of informing the President about what is going on in the Middle East.
At this very moment the entire National Security Team is reported to be huddled around the TV so they can also learn what is going on in the Middle East.
Once the President, and his team, has been fully briefed by CNN it is anticipated he will make an announcement about what he might do…
One of the options offered by Susan Rice, the Obama National Security Advisor, is to order an IRS audit of ISIS, aka Al Qaeda, as there is probably some malfeasance associated with the name change and a possible connection to the TEA Party conservatives.
It is also rumored that the National Security Team is actively searching YouTube for any Videos which would have prompted the ISIS actions in the Middle East. However, upon our attempt to verify this rumor we have been informed by Google that there has been a computer crash and those videos, if they existed, may be lost forever.
We will continue to watch closely as the United States is caught up to speed for the very first time regarding the events occurring in Syria and Iraq.
(Our sources have also indicated that the constant changing of names by Al Qaeda has been very confusing for the President. They have told us that the President had decided Al Qaeda was ‘on the run’ and someone should get this information to Al Qaeda as quickly as possible. The President has also indicated the inherent injustice of changing names when US policy has been based on the Al Qaeda Label.)
Let’s say there is a specific Crime that was committed and all of the Criminals, save a select few, were Women.
Now let’s say that you put these Women in Jail for their Crimes.
Are You Committing a War on Women?
Well, that’s what we are all being set up for.
Lois Lerner Could go to Jail. First for Contempt… then for Committing Crimes only dreamt of by people like Nixon.
But here’s where it starts to look predictable: Lois Lerner’s Deputy is involved as well and her name is Holly Paz… and She is, wait for it… a Woman!
And! Another IRS Staffer involved in the dissemination of Private Taxpayer information, one Catherine M. Barre, is also… a Woman!
Then there’s the Criminal Communication of Taxpayer information with Elijah Cummins office (His being a woman has not been confirmed, but his is Black… so you’re at least a Racist.).
All of this would probably be considered crazy conspiracy theory material save,
Hillary’s involvement in Benghazi. Combined with Her desire to be President.
And the out of nowhere Narrative being pushed by the Democrat Party regarding a War on Women.
A Narrative designed to get you to Ignore actual Crime such as Domestic Spying, Arming Drug Cartels, Leaving our Intelligence Service out in the Field to Die, Allowing North Korea to go Nuclear, Enabling Voter Fraud and ensuring Illegal Immigration continues unopposed… all while the Dollar is intentionally devalued and the Debt Sky Rockets to levels never dreamt of by all the Previous Administrations Combined.
So if all the Criminals are Women, Enforcing the Law is discrimination.
It’s a War on Women…
And you’re a Damned Genderist. And Probably a Republican TEA Party Libertarian Individual Rights A-Hole. Clearly.
“Mr. Chairman, you cannot run a committee like this,” Cummings, the ranking Democrat on the committee, told Issa, the chairman, at a hearing about the IRS political targeting controversy. “You just cannot do this. This, we are better than that as a country. We’re better than that as a committee.” – Rep. Elijah Cummings (D – MD)
You Go Elijah!
We should not run a committee like this! We cannot allow Bureaucrats who Facilitated the Political Targeting of Citizens to Plead the Fifth after waiving their right to do so! We ARE a Better Country than That!
We cannot allow the IRS to Withhold documents from a Congressional Investigation of the Weaponization of Government against it’s Citizens!
You are Right Representative Cummings, your Committee IS better than that!
Or are you?