I’ve decided to address the single biggest problem we have in the United States.
I’ve proposed in the past we term limit Bureaucrats to reduce their unanswerable and unelected hold on power while returning their ‘highly advanced level of expertise’ to the private sector. My baseline suggestion remains a 6-year contract with a limit of 2 such contracts within one’s lifetime.
But I’ve also come to the conclusion there needs to be a bit more… and without question your suggestions on additional rules are welcome.
While a contract employee of the Federal Government you
Vote, Donate to or Work for any political candidates’ election or fundraising efforts.
We certainly wouldn’t want any conflict of interest.
Wear any Religious Identification.
Since we are living under a fabricated Freedom From Religion mentality it seems only appropriate. While religious symbols such as a cross, crescent moon or pentagram go without saying, this requirement will also include name tags, tattoo’s or placards displaying names; Mathew, Mark, Luke, John, Mary, Jesus or Muhammad. A longer list of names such as Judas, Simon, Peter, Paul, Michael, Sarah, etc.. will be held as reviewable and could be subject to prohibition on a case by case basis.
Opt-out of all Union Membership or Union Representation and/or compulsory dues.
Union remaining available for consideration must not be located on the North American Continent and are forbidden from any political, organizing or lobbying activities within the United States.
You will relinquish any Reasonable Expectation of Privacy.
In fact, all of your telephone/cellphone calls, e-mail, medical records, bank accounts, Facebook page and 3 degrees of all those you have had any contact with will be streamed live for anyone at any time to “scan” in order to make sure you’re not doing anything wrong. (Seems fair since that’s what you’re doing to us.)
You will not have any input regarding your salary.
The American people will get to vote online… quarterly… in order to determine and support the “fairness” of your compensation. The same will apply for the type of vehicle you will be allowed to drive and the type of home you live in. Your public utility use, required exercise and salt intake will also be managed by this same Democratic means.
You may not Eat at your or anyone else’s home.
Meals prepared within the confines of a domicile are not regulated and your work, whatever it may be, is far too important to be allowed to take such a risk. You will be eating out… a lot.
You may not Voice any dissent to the current Administration.
This shouldn’t be difficult as the odds are you were not allowed to vote anyway. But just in case, you will have to follow the same rules as our military.
You must Opt-out of the Communal Health Care System.
This is because you will be leading by example… and it can’t be fair until we all have crappy health care, Starting with You.
You must Opt-in to any Really Super-cool, and ‘Fair’, ideas you come up with and want to force on someone just to try them out.
Think of it as a “What’s Good for the Goose is Good for the Gander” clause.