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Barium Memo

Once upon a time in a land with 13 different time zones, a bunch of Horrid Socialists would employ a tactic to determine where and how secrets were leaked…

The Barium Memo.

A specific document was coated with a radioactive isotope and disseminated within a group of suspected leakers. Later the security services would sweep the offices, homes, vehicles, spouses, children, neighbors, park benches, trash cans, supermarket aisles (ha… just a joke… there were no supermarkets. It’s a Socialist Utopia, there were ‘ques’.), etc. etc.

The ‘security’ services were able to figure out who and how information was passed to interested outside parties.

The offending party was then escorted to a Socialist Utopian Hotel Room located in the basement of the Lubyanka… not quite as nice as a Trump hotel…

Here in the United States, we decided that slowing contaminating human beings with radiation should be kept to a minimum, at least. So we adopted what I have now renamed the “BuzzFeed Memo”.

This is the same tactic except for different versions of the story are passed to various suspected parties and then the authorities wait to see where those versions end up.  The trick is it has to be interesting enough to outside parties for them to run with it before any verification can be made. Those interested parties must be willing to act… immediately… haphazardly… for fear they might lose the first place position in what they consider a race for their livelihood.

1.  The information must be explosive.

2.  The information must confirm the interested party’s bias.

3.  The information must support their established agenda.

It appears that Robert Mueller’s Special Council tired of the semi-accurate leaks emanating from his investigation. It seems clear… to me… that erroneous information was passed to certain suspected leakers within the investigation to find the where and how.

It would not shock me that those individuals will find themselves now separated from the investigation… whether it is made public is another question… but given the Council’s quick response to the BuzzFeed story and BuzzFeed’s reporters ‘standing by’ the information, there is little else it could be.

The Memo illustrates the Fake in News, but it also further demonstrates the complete and total take-over of our media outlets by more, newer, horrid Socialists.

All of this is a result of the steady dose of Trump Serum administered to the Media over the last 3-years… and it must continue as we need these people to tell us directly who they are so the American People can understand the poison they represent.

The best part? Think with a Smile… there is an office where sits a lawyer attached to the FBI Special Council Investigation, head in hands, Sh*tting their pants.

It is a Good Day.


Flash: Madonna’s New Album Leaks onto Internet!

North Korean Hackers re-secure it and encrypt it preventing any further leaks!

According to one of the Hackers; “No one deserves this.  Not even our Enemies”

He added; “We just wanted to say Thank You for your pulling of the new Jerry Lewis movie “The Interview”… You American Pigs.”


The Press who Love Too Much.

Battered Press Syndrome his Horrible.
They’re Victims of an Abuser they Love, an Evil they hold close.

They feel Trapped in the very relationship that is doing them irreparable harm.

In despair they look around for safety…

They don’t know where to turn and live in fear of retribution should they do anything to get away.

We watch this day in and day out from the outside, helpless…
We try to understand when they cry on our shoulder after yet another horrific episode. We listen through the sobs as they recount the stories of abuse while also proclaiming their love of the very Demon responsible. We attempt to grasp why they refuse to leave the side of the one who clearly hates them so much.

We encounter the One responsible every day, and we hold our tongue in fear of the harm that could come to our friend… and possibly us.

We want to let The Press know that we are all in this together. We want them to know that we Care.

But down deep, even though they are being abused, the abuse they have dealt us in the past secretly keeps us from being able to say it truthfully.

Sadly, these relationships often end tragically… violently… with a path of destruction and innocent victims strewn as far as the eye can see.

They are on their own.

They know it.

They will stay with Him… because they Love too Much.