Tag Archives: Kevin Paul Curtis

Attack of the Killer Clowns!

Aside from Killer Clowns from Outer Space being one of my favorite “B” movies…

Who knew that the real terror threat would be coming from Children’s Birthday Entertainment Union?

And, who knew they were verse in chemistry?  Clever Clowns!

May be there’s a magazine out there catering to Terrorist Clowns showing how to make Ricin… Hmmm…

So Kevin Paul Curtis is off the hook… for now.

On the hook is one James Everett Dutschke.

A Taekwondo Expert, Wayne Newton impersonating, Insurance Salesman… accused of child molestation as an added extra.

Eerily like Kevin Paul Curtis, yet totally different… but not so much… accept a much funnier three-part name. (I might be pronouncing it wrong, but I prefer to pronounce it that way because it seems appropriate.)

Take Curtis’ resume and erase all the nouns… then replace them with whatever your drunk friend comes up with and you have Dutschke. (Kind of like a Mad Lib. Remember those?)

It’s time for the FBI to start watching the Circuses and French people.   (Mimes are the worst and have been up to this kind of stuff for years. Cinco de Mayo is coming up… the date could have some significance.)

Should we withhold judgement yet again?



Elvis the Clown is Released

All charges Dropped.

My contention that placing Paul Kevin Curtis and Ricin in the same room would have resulted in a Darwin Award appears to have been right.

Refer to: FBI Arrest Motley Fool for Ricin Letters

Now Ashley Judd can rest… assured that the FBI will not be knocking on her door anytime soon.

But all ends well as Mr. Curtis professed his love for the country… who arrested and kept him in jail with no evidence of a crime being committed.

Bless his heart.

I suspect he votes.

I’m heading to the cupboard for a drink.