Joe Biden is Shovel Ready

A little somethin’ caught my eye this morning on Twitchy.  (here)

Apparently, Joe Biden decided to haze President Trump regarding infrastructure.

“President Trump campaigned on repairing our nation’s crumbling infrastructure. But after countless “Infrastructure Weeks,” he has failed to deliver results. It has to change.

Today, I’m calling for a transformational investment in our nation’s future…”

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) November 14, 2019

(Holy Mouse Turds!)  Sorry… let me put it another way… I must admit I perk up a bit when I hear this phrase as I, among many of us, thought we spent ONE TRILLION DOLLARS on infrastructure projects during the 8-year Obama/Biden Administration. This, of course, leads me to the next logical question.  WHERE THE H*LL DID THAT MONEY GO?

But Joe insists that the infrastructure is Crumbling.

I insist that it is Joe that is crumbling… as well as stumbling and bumbling.

Maybe he’s just dipped into his son’s stash?

Anyway,

Take a trip with me down memory lane and regurgitate the ever so familiar Obama talking point “Shovel Ready Jobs”.  A quick Google search of “shovel ready jobs” yields 8,160,000 articles.

Many of us here already know that money was wasted, or simply used to replenish Union Coffers to then be sent back to Democrats via campaign donations.  That’s when we realized that Shovel Ready actually related more to the process of cleaning up after your dog.  But I digress.

Very, Very, Old Joe might need to Shut the Pfluck Up…

…as he is the only thing that’s Shovel Ready.

One might begin to think that the only reason he’s running for president is the act in itself appears to provide immunity from 3rd parties investigating past sins… (Who knew?!)

I’m sure that’s not the case.

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Biden 2020!

It’s official, I’m jumping on the Biden 2020 Bandwagon.
Simply put, This man has earned my support.
Some of you may be asking why I have decided to go this direction so early in the Election Process.
Well, let me be clear…
I find him endlessly entertaining.
It might be the very first time I would DVR the debates between two Presidential Candidates just so I can watch them over and over.  It would be the gift that would give and give…
Frankly, the determining factor was Corn Pop.
Yes, a pomade laden gangster with a straight razor and a penchant for diving convinced me that Joe Biden was my guy.
So I’m going to turn my record player on and cheer old Joe till the bitter end.

GO JOE!

Progressive Solutions at Work

Taking a page from The United States’ handling of Illegal Immigration, China has found a solution to their Smog Problem.

Chinese Authorities tell local weather forecasters to Stop Issuing Smog Alerts.

Problem Solved.

It is no wonder why Democrats admire the problem solving efficiency of Socialism.

Almost immediately after the directive was issued, China’s smog ‘problem’ had been solved. Coinciding with the disappearance of Smog throughout China, certain members of Politburo have moved to rename the dense poisonous haze as “Very Fine Particulate” as some government officials feel the term “Smog” is offensive.  Other terms considered were “Very Special”, “Very Special Old Pale” and “Extra Old”.

One Chinese Diplomatic Source we contacted stated, off the record, that any discussion about offensive terms is irrelevant as Smog, or whatever Western Countries might want to call it, no longer exists in China.  It was offered that the idea for the solution came from how the United States solved the Immigration Problem by ceasing to enforce Immigration Law.  The source also said that China’s focus has been, and remains, the Chinese role in controlling the New World Order. Our source then returned to his meeting with Vice President Joe Biden.

Flash: Joe Biden schedules another White House Press Conference for 2pm afternoon 10/21/15

Joe Biden will announce at 2pm EST, in the White House Rose Garden, that he will not be seeing Star Wars – The Force Awakens on opening night.

It is expected the news conference will last approximately 90 minutes and the Vice President will be accompanied by President Obama.

All News Networks are expected to break into scheduled programming to cover.

Administration officials are leaving the possibility open that the Vice President will list other things He Will Not Do.

An unnamed New York Times Reporter is suggesting this may be the Single Most Important Address from the White House in recent memory.

We will update when more information is forthcoming.

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(Update part Duex 073015:  Because Old Joe has not received his money yet.)

(A ‘Toja’ Update 012115:  Biden still looking for that golden ticket…  suggests he’ll challenge Hillary in 2016.)

Joe Biden announced today ( now last year… Feb. 7, 2014) that “There is no obvious reason he should not run for President in 2016.”

Originally posted 020714

While it would not be unreasonable to attribute this statement to Biden’s propensity to utter unbelievably stupid things…
I don’t think so.

If you run this one through the translator is comes out “I’ve got nowhere to go! I won’t have a job! I need money if you want me to go away…” “Because if you don’t I might cost you cash by running in the Primaries…” “Don’t call this Shakedown! Consider it the warm embrace of Democrat politics.”

I say Good for you Joe!

It’s the Progressive Liberal way…

Let us know when you get the check, by publicly endorsing Hillary.

(In the immortal words of Rod Blagojevich: “I’m not giving this up for free… This is F***ing Golden!”)

 

Where’s MY MONEY!?

Demonstrations

“It is our assessment that North Korea has not demonstrated the capability to deploy a nuclear-armed missile…” – White House press secretary Jay Carney

As many of you already know I believe words mean things.

When our politicians, and those speaking for them, utter inane things it’s worth pointing out.

Clearly Mr. Carney you are correct.  The North Koreans have not “demonstrated” that capability.

Let me put it this way, the North Koreans have also not “demonstrated” the ability to detonate a nuclear weapon over Tokyo.

They have not “demonstrated” the ability to successfully invade South Korea.

So… are we to WAIT until they do?

I find this type of ridiculous speech annoying because it leaves the “know nothings” feeling as if there is no problem here…

It allows people like Joe Biden to state that North Korea has “no means of delivery” even if they had a nuclear weapon (which of course they don’t… according to John Kerry) as he did during the Vice Presidential Debates.  Except they do… refer to “Yes Virginia, the North Korean can Kill Santa Clause“.

It allows John Kerry to continue being the most profoundly boring prevaricator he has always been, only now on the world stage.

The estimation of the Public’s stupidity by this Administration seems to know no bounds.

Sadly it appears, at times, they may be right…

Vice President Joe Biden steps down due to health concerns.

President Obama is considering his possible running mates as Vice President Joe Biden has announced he will be stepping down due to health concerns.  According to the White House the VP’s health has been in question for a number of months…

Oh… wait.

I was supposed to embargo this story until September.

Sorry about that. Nevermind.

I’ll get back to you all in a couple of months.

Related links for further reading:  Mrs. October , A Shot Across the Bow… , The Lady Doth Protest too much, Me Thinks