This morning in a rushed sense of urgency famous Rhodes (Notorious Racist) Scholar and Former President of the United State William Jefferson (Name of horrid Slave Owner) Clinton issued the following statement:
“…I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not travel that island, Miss Maxwell. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you…”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc
In other news, Democrats don’t care.
(Editors note: This might not have happened as depicted above in subject or content… but there is a probability it will. Democrats not caring did happen and remains true as of the tapping of this flash.)