Ban Lunatics!
Clearly we have an insanity problem here in the United States. Insane people are committing horrible acts of violence from drowning their children to shooting up schools. This madness must be stopped!
Are we going to simply accept this type of crazy violence as the norm?
Are we going to sit idly by and allow these people to continue victimizing the innocents when we have the power to stop them?
I propose we outlaw insanity and get these insane people off of the streets. Even if a very small number of these people commit such horrid acts removing all of them from society can only be considered beneficial.
If you have a Lunatic in your home, it’s only a matter of time before someone gets hurt.
Some folks leave theirs loaded and lying around. Seems like a waste of alcohol…
I’ve even heard of people keeping Lunatics under their bed within easy reach of the children… unbelievable.
All of that “Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness” crap is so outdated, it’s over 200 years old for God’s sake. The founders lived in a world that could never have foreseen the level of insanity we have today. We need to change the founding documents or… get rid of them altogether. It’s about time.
What civilized purpose do crazy people serve? Sure, you can go visit that lunatic family member once a year or so but what “real” need do we have for them? You can’t protect your self with one… you can’t count on them assisting you in finding food if needed… they’re not even good for sport or entertainment. Well, other people’s crazy family can supply some level of entertainment, but would that really be missed and outweigh the general well-being of the world population?
So… Ban Lunatics! If not for everyone’s safety, do it for our children!
Call your Representative and demand legislation this year.