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It’s Say Anything Week!

Good Morning Folks,
We are now officially into the last week before a Presidential Election. This period of time is what I like to refer to as “Say Anything Week”. It’s during this last week that the craziest, most ridiculous and foolish, accusations will be flung at whoever is opposing the Socialist Candidate because there’s just not enough time for anyone to refute them. And, considering the Press is Liberal, no one to laugh at them.

I always look forward to this week because you get to hear things similar to “George Bush is flying around on an SR-71 to get hostages released”, “My friend says Mitt Romney doesn’t pay his taxes” and old favorites like “When Did you stop beating your wife?”.

It’s a fun week.

Please garb a cold one and enjoy it with me!

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She’s a Girl.

Please allow me to explain something…

It’s unreasonable to believe Hillary Clinton could understand all the extremely complicated, dare I say convoluted, rules and requirements associated with holding the office of Secretary of State.  She did the best she could.

She’s a Girl.

To think Mrs. Clinton is capable of operating more than one electronic communication device for Official Business and a separate such device for Personal use is foolish.

She’s a Girl.

If you’re appalled that the people she surrounded herself with did nothing to aid her in complying with security measures being practiced by all Government Employees holding a Secret clearance and above, then you must not be taking into account their fear of sudden irrational bursts of anger and acts vengeful retribution.

She’s a Girl.

Taking into consideration a natural disposition to be flighty and irresponsible it is no mystery why Hillary could decide to create a private server outside of secure Government channels in order to communicate with the State Department, friends and family simultaneously.

She’s a Girl.

To be surprised at this level of incoherence, incompetence and unaccountability only illustrates your personal level of denial.

She’s a Girl.

Finally, the ease of which she ‘misrepresents the truth’, regarding all the above matters, when it appears to suit her… demonstrates…

She’s a Girl.

And, She will get away with it… because she can’t be expected to know what’s she’s doing.

(Feel Free to substitute “a Girl” with; “Old”, “Senile”, “Socialist”, “Leftist”, “Enemy of the State” or “Smartest Person in the World”.)


The War on Weiner

From the NY Post:

Weiner is Out!

Big time PR firm tosses Weiner.

And this happens just a couple of weeks after Hillary Bans Weiner from her campaign Rallies!

How long can Weiner last!?

At what point does Weiner lose it?

When will Weiner Stand Up in the face of this direct assault?

It takes a hard Man to weather such discrimination.

But no Man should be expected to take such a beating.

It’s time to end the War on Weiner!


Why Does Hillary Hate Weiner so Much?

Hillary bans Weiner from Latest Fundraiser.

What is it about Weiner that Hillary just can’t Stand?

At some point did Weiner Leave a bad taste in her mouth?

Is it because Huma Loves Weiner?

For that matter…

When is the last time Hillary was within ten feet of Weiner?

When was the Last time she saw Weiner, even from a distance?

Could she even recognize Weiner?

Inquiring Minds want to know.

Not about Weiner…  we’ve all seen plenty of him.


Deny, Deflect, Distract

Mrs. Clinton is running the Standard Operating Procedure from the Clinton Playbook.

Deny… that there was a private Server designed to hide the exchange of Secrets to her friends as well as foreign governments.

Once discovered –

Deflect… and claim your behavior was sanctioned by The State Department. Follow that up with an attempt to secure morally relative equivalency to others who held the position of Secretary of State.

Once disproven –

Distract… by calling for the press to focus their attention from the electronic trail of communications Received by Clinton Staffers and Associates to only those documents which were printed out, and hand delivered to the State Department, after they were carefully sifted through and vetted for any detrimental details.

Why?

Because there is illegal communication with countries considered hostile to the United States.

Because there is thinly veiled solicitations for donations to the Clinton Global Initiative in exchange for the influence of a Sitting Secretary of State and Future President.

Because there is seriously damaging information about the Bold Lies provided to the American Public regarding the Murder of our Diplomat Christopher Stevens in Benghazi, Libya.

Because Hillary Clinton Needs to be President… as She has made some Very Big Promises to Very Dangerous People.

There is panic…

…because the Leftists have lost control over the discovery, pace and interest in new information regarding the depth and breadth of their subversion.  If it hurts Hillary, it hurts them all.


King of the Hill

I know the Clinton’s are upset about Weiner.

Can you Blame them!?

Hillary has never liked Weiner, but Bill is threatened.

While Hillary’s mind will most likely not change…

Bill Clinton shouldn’t be so concerned.  He needs to relax… may be “put some ice on it“.

The former President will remain King of the Hill.

As it stands now Weiner has 7 women he showed his Shwantz to. Those numbers appear firm but could be rising.

Clinton on the other hand has had 15 different women on the harassment list… that we know of.  I’m sure if needed he could produce more.

And frankly, Weiner is a Piker when it comes to getting his kicks.  Clinton did all of his “up-close and personal” with the phone sex just thrown in for spice.

So don’t worry Bill… you didn’t need to release the New tape of you and Monica talking about getting naked just to prove you’re still ‘da Man.

As far as I’m concerned your Forceful Philandering will remain unmatched.

(In regard to Filner, while forcing himself on a myriad of women he fails the “I’m married” test.  Similar… just not the same.  Don’t worry about him either Mr. President!  You Da Man!)


Disney has a New Character!

Meet: Carlos Danger!

Carlos is a superhero who champions single mothers, and soon to be single mothers, and dancers, and Fox News Contributors.

His super power consists of being able to quickly move his thumbs and suddenly appear before unsuspecting citizens at the speed of light.

His superhero outfit is… well, he doesn’t have one.  Actually, if he has one we haven’t seen him in it.  Most of us are hoping he gets one.

He is very, very stealthy when it comes to concealing his true identity.  But only from those he’s married to, and New York voters.

His archenemies are the Fruit of the Loom guys.  They have been known to try to constrain him with their wares..

Look for Carlos Danger coming to a theater near you… and your family!

Just listen for the telltale Mariachi Klezmer and you’ll know he’s close…

Your kids will love him!  Whether you like it or not!

(I personally can’t wait for the action figure.)