You’re in Trouble Now Filner!

Gloria Allred files sexual harassment suit against San Diego Mayor.

You read that right… Nansi Pelosi’s long time colleague, and co-founder of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, Bob Filner is getting the “All Red” treatment.

Bob, I might suggest quietly leaving the Mayor’s office.

You can always get a job with the TSA.

You’re clearly experienced, and certainly qualified….

And, lot’s of pretty women come and go through Lindberg Field.

Oh, and not that you care, but there are also flight benefits.

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Poor Bob Filner

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, after screaming at the top of his lungs that he would not resign, and “It’s just SEX!”,  broke into song…

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Filthy

‘Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talk about me, baby

Say I’m doin’ you wrong, doin’ you wrong

Well, don’t you worry baby, don’t worry ‘Cause I’m right here, right here, right here, right here at home

‘Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner

I’m a lover and I’m a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I’m a hugger, I’m a mugger, I’m a midday groper

I get my lovin’ on the run

You’re the cutest thing that I ever did see

I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Oee baby, I’ll sure show you a good time

‘Cause I’m a picker, I’m a grinner

I’m a lover and I’m a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I’m a hugger, I’m a mugger

I’m a midday groper

I sure don’t want to hurt no one

People keep talking about me, baby

They say I’m doin’ you wrong

Well, don’t you worry, don’t worry, No, don’t worry, mama, ’cause I’m right here at home

You’re the cutest thing I ever did see

Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree

Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time

Come on baby now, I’ll show you a good time

I thought A person’s sex life should not matter…  I’m sure Juanita Broaddrick, Eileen Wellstone, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Regina Hopper Blakely, Kathleen Willey, Sandra Allen James, Kathy Bradshaw, Cristy Zercher, Paula Jones, Carolyn Moffet, Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Dolly Kyle Browning, Sally Perdue, Betty Dalton are amazed N.O.W. and a plethora of Democrats suddenly feel differently.

Attention Mayor Filner, you need a new course of action.

Just champion some local pro-choice legislation so you can get endless Lewinsky’s from Nina Burleigh et al.

You’re Welcome.

Oh… and Rolling Stone needs someone for the cover next month.

(Thank’s to metrolyrics and apologies to Steve Miller)