Flash: Boney Finger Waiving.

This morning in a rushed sense of urgency famous Rhodes (Notorious Racist) Scholar and Former President of the United State William Jefferson (Name of horrid Slave Owner) Clinton issued the following statement:

“…I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I’m going to say this again: I did not travel that island, Miss Maxwell. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc

In other news, Democrats don’t care.

(Editors note: This might not have happened as depicted above in subject or content… but there is a probability it will. Democrats not caring did happen and remains true as of the tapping of this flash.)

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Hollywood Suddenly finds a Use for Boys!

Cate Blanchett – File Photo

Apparently, celebrities are getting facials made from cloned baby foreskin cells

Article Published By Filipa Ioannou at SFGATE

“Cate Blanchett recently told Vogue Australia she got a treatment called a “penis facial.”

People have put a lot of wild things on and around their faces in the name of smooth, blemish-free, youthful-looking skin: Leeches! Horse oil! Bee venom! Snail mucus! Bird poop! Animal placenta! Literal neurotoxins!

But it seems Cate Blanchett decided to one-up us all with something she referred to as a “penis facial” (not the X-rated kind). (Editor’s note:  This is assumptive.)

“Sandy (Bullock) and I saw this facialist in New York, Georgia Louise, and she gives what we call the ‘penis facial,'” she said in an interview with Vogue Australia when asked the most outlandish beauty treatment she’d ever received.

The lines in question were quietly removed from the article, but it was too late. A cached version lived on, and the internet’s fascination was piqued.  Cryotherapy Facials: Dermatologist to the stars uses freezing temps to achieve a red-carpet glow!

Blanchett herself wasn’t quite clear on why it was nicknamed the penis facial — maybe the smell?

“I don’t know what it is, or whether it’s just ’cause it smells a bit like sperm — there’s some enzyme in it, so Sandy refers to it as the ‘penis facial,'” she told Vogue Australia.

Would that it were so simple. Alas, the story of the penis facial does not end with the smell.  (Editor’s Note:  Dear God…)

Louise, who also reportedly counts Emma Stone, Katy Perry, Alexander Wang and Karly Kloss among her clients (no word on whether any of them have gotten the penis facial, though) was happy to clarify things in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter. The facial is derived from cells that are clones of baby foreskin cells.

“The foreskin is collected during circumcision and the stem cells are then harvested and extracted through a centrifuge,” she told THR. “I am always very mindful to explain radical serums and potions that I carry in my back bar, so I always explain that EGF is derived from newborn baby foreskin, but cells were taken and from that, new cells are cloned from a laboratory.”

It costs $650.

Filipa Ioannou is an SFGATE staff writer. Email her at fioannou@sfchronicle.com and follow her on Twitter”

And the Oscar goes to…

SHAPE OF WATER

BEST PICTURE!

Congratulations guys on a wholly original Cinema Experience leaving us thinking about the World around us.  We here at makeaneffort tip our hats.

Here are a couple stills from the movie in case you haven’t seen it yet.

Cheers – Mike

For the life of me I cannot understand why Movie attendance and the Ratings of Award Shows is dropping… aside from the force feeding of political correctness, pious posturing and poisonous politics, what’s not to love?

The Motion Pictures are just THAT GOOD.

We Did it to Protect You.

This has been the marketing line for every Security Apparatus every created.

It is the claim of Tyrants, and the refuge for Criminals.

There has never been a Government who built a Security Apparatus which it marketed to its population with the tag line of “We are Doing it to Oppress you.”

Evil is never so overt… unless you write scripts in Hollywood.

The idea that we can suddenly trust the words of those who are angry they are being forced with stating them openly, is inane.

What should be remembered is that those who did the lying were comfortable doing the lying. It is a Culture.  They do what they want, then openly deny it… comfortable that nothing ill will happen to them for doing so.

This is the point.

The United States Government answers to the Citizenry. It is a “bottom up” model.  Because of this, we are Unique in the World.

When those we elect, and those we appoint, suffer no genuine consequence for their malfeasance regardless of their supposed intentions, We have wandered far away from the above.

When people like me express concern regarding where this country is headed… and where we are now… we mean it.

No Black Helicopters here. Simply distress based on plenty of history and observation.

Accelerated Wealth

What is it about Hollywood that causes them to support Oppression?
On the heals of Sean Penn openly campaigning for Hugo Chavez it all came clear.

It’s not the wealth itself, it’s how quickly it is realized.

For years I thought Liberal Hollywood was just a manifestation of “rich guilt”.  I thought it was the relative small amount of work for huge sums of pay that laid the foundation for such guilt.  I also believed it was group think and a desire to belong.  (Pull out your Eric Hoffer here.)  I found myriad examples within Liberal Hollywood that seemed to reinforce my theory.  But then I started paying attention to lottery winners…  and a new theory emerged.

Lottery winners don’t seem to suffer from such “rich guilt” or an overwhelming want “to belong” yet they too make incredibly poor decisions and do stupid things.  This mirror’s the hollywood actors and even sports stars, many of whom end up destitute by the time they are late in life.

My theory now proposes that it is the Acceleration of Wealth that lends to these people finding themselves with little ability to reason.  It is why they support dictators, communists, champion fantasy fears like inoculations causing autism, buy things they can’t afford, go bankrupt, go to strip clubs and tell the strippers they keep all their money in their glove box… etc.

Neither party had to make the strategic decisions over extended periods of time, experiencing both imposters triumph and disaster.  The actors “have people for that” and the lottery winners had the clerk at the convenience store.  Both miss out on the experience that leads to success for most of us.

If you think about it, some of the most virulent supporters of bad ideas have been successful actors.  In fact most of those actors have enjoyed success since they were very young.  Pick any leftist actor and look up their bio. IMBD is a good place to start.  Once the money starts flowing they are relieved of having to make their own decisions regarding paths that lead to more wealth… they have others who handle those things.  For many of them, even though they change their names, have their actor parent’s “people” for that.  These examples are products of Generational Accelerated Wealth.

Keep in mind what is required of an actor.  To be a Professional Liar you must have an over-active relationship with fantasy and a tinge of sociopathy if you hope to win any awards.  This does not diminish the need of a good memory and a decent work ethic… but does not lend to any depth of ideological comprehension or intellectual curiosity.

I still believe group think plays a major role.  However, it is only when success arrives that the communal thinking sets in.  Through pure “socialist evolutionary” means those actors chosen to accelerate their careers are rewarded for relocating to where the movies are made.  Subsequently they are surrounded, then insulated, by others who share the same experience.  It is truly a petri dish for Liberal indoctrination.  If all you hear all day long is how you are brilliant and special in every way, it’s easy to understand how these actors end up the way they are.

What’s sad is when you take the time to think about what they could do if they understood Capitalism.

Keep in mind, I have no problem with their Accelerated Wealth.  But there is a line.  I have more respect for the guy going to the strip club and offering himself up to be robbed, as he is only hurting himself.  It’s the actor who is running around South America promoting the oppression, imprisonment and ultimately the death of those seeking liberty and freedom that should truly be loathed as they are hurting everybody.

So it’s not the money… it’s just that it comes very quickly once it starts, robbing these individuals of life’s lessons.  Yes… they’re victims.  Poor, poor victims.  It appears I’ve had too much to drink… I’m slurring my train of thought…

Obamawood

No… I’m not talking about what a Liberal male gets when looking at a scantily clad Barack emerging from the surf.

What I’m referring to here is the merging of Hollywood Elitists and the Current Administration.

Since the 30’s there has been a close tie between the theater and politics.  Without going into too much detail it is safe to say that the relationship has continued to blossom over the last 80 years.  I personally believe the close ties to the Left in today’s acting community has more to do with accelerated wealth and the guilt that accompanies it than any real deep consideration of governing theory, but that should be left for another post.

What I want to talk about here is Hubris.  There is a mindset in Hollywood that they are the smart folks… the ones who tell you, the masses, what the world is really like.  In their minds, without them you wouldn’t know the evils in the world nor would you realize how racist, homophobic, self-centered and ignorant you are.

The above combined with a kind of ZEN they subscribe too from being in control of all of their stories.  After some time they begin to believe they are infallible.  It is no wonder they subscribe to Socialism.  As Hayek put it; it’s a fatal conceit.

Think about it for a moment… when you control the story your hero is always prescient.  He knows the right answer and makes it, if he doesn’t then “the universe” steps in and magically makes it for him in order that the movie can get to the 220 minutes required of a full length film.

This is the world they live in… there is not a single item, occurrence or result that is not planned… successfully.

Here’s the interesting part; they continuously attempt to project this super-planning power onto reality through politics.  They live in the same fantasy that other Socialist do in regard to “planning”, only on steroids.

This is the trap for fools…

The Obama Administration is seeking not just opinions from their large Hollywood donors, they are accepting direction.  There is not a single person in Hollywood who would turn down such an opportunity.

The President is running out of time.  He must come up with a message that resonates.  He is gladly embracing the ideas of Hollywood as demonstrated by the recent assistance given by Steven Spielberg regarding Bain Capital.  (whoops.) With a small amount of effort you can recall the many Stars he has solicited money and advice from Cloony to Damon and Affleck etc, etc.

You all should know that this is a good thing.  Living in a fantasy world is just that… a fantasy.  In the real world the actors don’t have all the right answers and the universe is as ambivalent as one would expect it to be.  No-one is waiting for the director to say “rolling” and the script writer is not on hand in case things don’t go the way you want.

The Obama Administrations marriage to Hollywood is perfect and I promote it.  It is exactly what he needs to do and ironically is a metaphor for Socialism and it’s guaranteed habitual failure.  But really, who else would you go to in order to promote the myth of Socialism than Professional Liars?

Cheers!