I’ve decided I’m going to use it for everything, kind of like salt.
I did not have sexual relations with your daughter, okay I did but it was just sex and depends on what the meaning of “is” is… never mind… “I Take Responsibility!”
I wrecked your car after I hot wired it so I could go buy drugs and have people think it was you… “I Take Responsibility!”
I burned down your house, because, well just because… “I Take Responsibility!”
And, your baby’s ugly… “I Take Responsibility!”
And right after I say these magic words, I walk off.
The reason I can walk off is because everything is OK… I took responsibility. End of discussion. Everyone involved or affected can now move on.
If I had only known it was this easy years ago!
But in case you don’t believe me…
Kathleen Sibelius is just the latest example of how powerful “Taking Responsibility” really is.
That whole Destroying the Health Insurance Industry thing… well, Kathleen has taken responsibility, just move on. It’s over… there is nothing left to be said. Unless, of course, you’re an ideologically driven partisan hack. I mean the only people still upset about the Socialization of Medicine in the United States are the crazies who said it would never work and would only make it worse… but they were spouting that hokum as far back as the 90’s when Hillary tried it. And, They were out there yelling their heads off just 5 years ago over Obama Care… what idiots! Those fools have no idea what they’re talking about.
So, in Solidarity with those who know better for you than you do, I will take full responsibility for President Obama saying over and over again that “You can keep you Doctor and Medical Insurance Plan if you like them. Period!” That was my Fault.
Oh, and your premiums plus deductibles sky-rocketing? Also my Fault. I Take Full Responsibility.
Congress getting their plans subsidized by You, the taxpayer? Yep… That was Me. Put the Blame squarely on my shoulders.
Unions and Big Business who donated heavily to Democrats getting Waivers? That was me… sorry.
There you go. I’m glad we were able to get that out-of-the-way.
Now… we can all move on.
Feel’s good doesn’t it?
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Let me ask you…
If you get two flat tires do you trade in your Toyota for an old Yugo?
Our Health Care System was not Broken. We had exactly two problems.
Pre-Existing and Portability.
Both of these things could have been handled without Destroying our entire System of Health Care and Health Insurance.
So you should be asking yourself “Why did the Democrats Force through Obama Care and Why are they willing to deny Veterans Benefits, Social Security Checks, Cancer Treatments and a myriad other things to Protect it… no matter what?”
Clearly it’s not because they Care about the little guy…
The only discernible reason is Ideological. It is Marxist in Origin. And the Leftists will do anything… anything… to keep it in place.
Personally, I would go back, get the car I had and put on a couple of new tires.
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Yesterday the President of the United States felt it necessary to address the public regarding the failures of Obama Care… well, actually the failure of the Website.
Why do I draw the difference?
Because the Website was supposed to work.
You, however, were still supposed to be Angry.
But here’s the rub… your anger was supposed to be directed at the Big Greedy Insurance Companies, not the Government. (This was Demonstrated when a young women realized everything she thought she stood for was hogwash, then almost feinted behind the President of the United States during his address.)
If you listen carefully it’s not the predictable incompetence of Government to run anything, ever, that the Democrats are upset about. This colossal failure instead is blamed on nameless, faceless “contractors”. And just to be sure, the Dem’s are making every effort and taking every opportunity not to allow blame to be cast on any aspect of Government… and certainly not their Ideology.
So yes, they are Mad. But they are Mad because you are not following the script. You “idiots” are not climbing on the Blame Wagon headed for the Insurance Companies. Instead, you are coming to the correct assessment of Government’s inability to run things better than you in the private sector.
The plan was to start “selling” Obama Care to you in July. The Mainstream Media was ready… they even have Obama Care written into the fall TV scripts. This effort was to run for six months keeping you on board until it was too late to do anything about the taxes, fines and 1% penalties directed at You. They were hoping when you finally figured it out it would be well into 2014. By then they were hoping to have so many dependents attached to Government Health Care they could position you opposing it as Mean Spirited and Cruel. They were ready to trot out the tired old propaganda of the past in order to Demonize anyone who opposes Socialized Medicine. The idea being that you would be so riled up at the Insurance Companies you would swallow that crap without thinking about it… and some of you would even quit bathing, go get a Starbucks Double Mochiatto with extra Whip, misspell a sign and occupy a park.
They didn’t count on you getting upset about all the special favors and subsidies provided to the Democrats’ friends in Big Labor, Congress and Big Business. They did not count on People like Ted Cruz, Mike Lee and others keeping the TEA Party folks informed. They did not count on Their Website melting down and You being too stupid to blame the Insurance Companies. Darn it.
They have fumbled the ball.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their Ideology…
You should look carefully at who is still standing in opposition to Socialized Medicine. You should look carefully at who is representing a strong ideological foundation by standing up for the protections of Individual Liberty and Freedom the Founders intended when establishing this most unique Country in the world. You should think clearly about what you believe and why.
This can be stopped… dismantled… and relegated to the ash heap of history.
It must be.
For our Health.
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