Stephen King Doesn’t mean to be Snarky…

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Apparently Stephen King, author of brilliant works of fiction such as ‘The Dark Man’ and ‘Rage’, decided to not “be snarky”…

Not to be snarky, but Melania can probably use a week’s rest from Blabbermouth Don. Sounds heavenly to me.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 14, 2018

While I don’t care much about what Stephen thinks it brings up several questions.

1.  Does Stephen need a break from ‘Don’?  If so, why doesn’t he just turn off the TV?
2.  What does heaven look like to Stephen King?  Oh wait… I don’t care.
3.  Is it only me or is it always annoying when someone starts a sentence with “Not to be Snarky, but…” or “Not to be an Assh*le, but…” or “Not to be a has-been author who nobody cares about anymore, but…” to then go on and be exactly that?

Stephen, if heaven is waiting for you and all you need to get there is a “break from Blabbermouth Don” then just walk away from the TV.  We all wish you the peace you’re looking for.

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