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Will Putin give us Permission to fly-over Moscow?

“We really need this!” – said James Clapper, NSA spokesperson.

Do you know how difficult it is to get a Reaper Drone inside the Garden Rings?

US has internal debate regarding using Drone to kill an overseas Terrorist.

General Clapper went on to explain; “While Killing Americans abroad has been the fantasy of many of those overseas for decades, particularly French Café owners… our position is if anyone is going to Kill Americans abroad it will be us damn it!”  The general also explained that things are not as easy across the pond as it is in the States; “I’ve been advised that doing whatever we want then acting like we didn’t know… and if that doesn’t work, Begging Forgiveness is not considered an actual policy.  Not to mention we’re afraid of the Russians unlike the American People.”

We’ve unsuccessfully been trying to reach Edward Snowden by Cell-Phone, Text and E-mail for comment…

(Update: The Administration has now declared their intended target is cooperating with Al-Qaeda… I wonder is this is similar to accusing Greenwald of selling leaked Snowden NSA documents so they can create illegality and thus reason to get him… so Snowden’s docs would have helped Al-Qaeda thus he is helping Al-Qaeda… right?  Just to clarify we have left messages to meet with Edward Snowden alone… in a wide open area.  Still no response.)