Top White House officials on Friday worked to reassure the American public that the national response to Ebola is under control.…as Reported by The Hill.
Well Of Course.
The Economy – By Gaming the Leading Indicators.
Unemployment – By make 1/3 of the American Population Disappear.
Al Qaeda – By Calling them Different Names.
Health Care – By telling us… well… Frankly I’m not sure How They’re getting away with it.
The Borders – By Simply not enforcing them.
Illegal Immigration – By not calling Their Act of breaking our Laws Illegal.
The Debt – By Ignoring it altogether.
So Sure… I have complete Faith They have Ebola under control. Why would anyone doubt it?
All they need to do is refuse to implement travel restrictions on those from High Risk Countries while Gaming the number of infected by calling it different names. Once it becomes a problem no one can deny, ignore it altogether while telling the American Public if they try to do anything about it on their own it will be illegal. And finally when 1/3 of the American Population disappears for real because the plague has overwhelmed our newly handicapped Health Care System, call in Airstrikes.
Now that I’ve typed it out loud, I think they just might have it under control.
Where did I put that bottle of Glendronach?