Full Length Mirror Diet.
Of all the diets, this might be my favorite. It has the important parts, Love and Hate, Joy and Despair, with a heavy dose of truth.
Warning: While this is also an “all you can eat” approach to weight loss, it could be the most difficult for your self-esteem.
There is only one rule:
1.) Every meal MUST be eaten, completely nude while standing in front of a full length mirror.
Don’t get discouraged, it’s OK to cry… in fact, it’s expected.
This is also 100% guaranteed to work regardless of who you are.
Also be aware this Diet could be difficult to follow at work, but once you explain it to your co-workers we are sure they will understand. Not only that, we’re also pretty sure you’ll get the bathroom all to yourself.
Although, if your blind, you will have to stand in front of another person (Preferably one who doesn’t like you very much.) and have them describe how they feel about what you doing. You just might want to kill them, but that feeling is letting you know you’re doing it right. And, you’re blind so you’ll never catch them… anyway that leads me to my next great Diet Plan. You can Only Eat What You Kill Diet. This Diet will appear tomorrow.