Meet: Carlos Danger!
Carlos is a superhero who champions single mothers, and soon to be single mothers, and dancers, and Fox News Contributors.
His super power consists of being able to quickly move his thumbs and suddenly appear before unsuspecting citizens at the speed of light.
His superhero outfit is… well, he doesn’t have one. Actually, if he has one we haven’t seen him in it. Most of us are hoping he gets one.
He is very, very stealthy when it comes to concealing his true identity. But only from those he’s married to, and New York voters.
His archenemies are the Fruit of the Loom guys. They have been known to try to constrain him with their wares..
Look for Carlos Danger coming to a theater near you… and your family!
Just listen for the telltale Mariachi Klezmer and you’ll know he’s close…
Your kids will love him! Whether you like it or not!
(I personally can’t wait for the action figure.)
Has New York’s Anthony Weiner gone soft?
Weiner was one of the single most repulsively disingenuous, propaganda spewing, moon howling Progressives ever to trample little old ladies so he could get in front of a camera. (Before you try to correct me, Schumer only gets a two out of three.) He would scream his dissent until the throbbing veins popped out of his head to the point you thought he might explode. It was TV gold.
So, what happened?
Apparently his handlers believe a “kinder, gentler” approach to politics will win him admirers.
The truth is, the only aspect of A. Weiner that was remotely interesting was his bombastic appearances on cable news nets trying to fill time. It was his Brand.
The picture of his schlong, sent to random females, was only a resume enhancement. On paper it would have been listed under “hobbies”. It’s so routine that there is a box to check on every Liberal job application. “Do you send naked pictures of yourself to people you supposedly don’t know? – Check: Yes or Yes.”
Now we are being fed the idea that he has a future in New York politics by offering up this strange Weiner nobody knows. What he fails to understand is, it leaves him appearing limp and uninterested.
Hey Anthony! If you want to be considered for any office… including Dog Catcher, you better get back to being the Dick your Leftist friends Love.